Mornin' Neighbors

[James Hutchins]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

Snakes? Tattoos? Thievery?

You pulling my leg, boy?

YiC,

Zech

He is pulling something and I suspect it is something only those 'on the down low' pull.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

You wouldn't have to be using WiFi if you paid for a decent data plan with your wireless provider. Can't afford it? Try tithing adequately, and you'll be surprised how quickly the Lord blesses you with abundance!

PS: Nokias are for gays.

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

While I find your florid, colloquial language a bit off putting, I cautiously welcome you to our holy forum. Please tell us of the day, tone, and the . . . ah, feelings you felt when Jesus first entered you.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

Snakes? Tattoos? Thievery?

You pulling my leg, boy?

YiC,

Zech

[Burning for Christ]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

Hi brother,

As you may know, Deerborn is the muslim-terrorist capitol of the Us of A, so I'm considered somewhat of a renegade here. There aren't many god fearing churches here, so I teach the love of Christ from the den of my trailer shed. We only have a few members now, but you'd think it was a hundred if you saw us when we got the snakes a'going.

I've always been a fan of 2 Kings 18:27. I don't know what it means but I got it tattoo'd on my wife as a dare.

And as far as stealing wifi as you call it, I see it as God giving me a mission to spread the word of my church through the AOL. Who am I to not heed the Lord's call of duty?


Christ be with you,
Gustoford Rigsby Jr.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

One of the things I know men like to talk about is their wive's pie. Mr. Etheldreda is always bragging about my pie, but I don't like to boast myself. It's a gift from God.



So what pie does your wife make for you up there in the cold forests of Michigan?

[Mr. Sharp]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

Hello there. I am Mr. Sharp, pleased to meet you.

How have you been treating the heartburn exactly?

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Mornin' Neighbors

"Deerborn" huh? Ooooooo-kay.

What church in "Deerborn" do you attend? What is your favorite Bible verse? How do you justify stealing wi-fi (from a biblical standpoint)?

YiC,

Zech

[Burning for Christ]

Hey y'all,

I've been praying on it a long time, and God has finally allowed me to access the internet. He sent me a sign from a rogue wifi signal, which my Nokia was able to pickup from inside my trailer shed. So now I'm here on a mission for God, and looking to meet new friends.

I've been a member of the local FBI Chapter, Firm Believers in Christ, here in Deerborn Michigan. I am heteroly married to my wife of 23 years, Tammy Ann, and together we have 4-5 children, and love most of them. My youngest son is currently fighting the devil, in a long battle against heartburn.

Send me a message if you'd like to talk. If God wills the neighboring carwash's wifi signal to grace me again, I will respond as soon as I am able.

Prayer's be with you,
Gustoford Rigsby Jr.