[Miss Tanith]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Oh no, that is so frightening!

Maybe you can move here to America? It is the best country on Earth and it is God's favorite one too.

I will pray that you can get a green card and you will not have to hide in a gas tanker for 700 miles.

"And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and save them, because they trust in him." Psalm 37:40

Consuela

I do hope to move to America, maybe even Freehold if I become a True Christian and am accepted.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Ladies, I have to tell you both that I have lived in that God-forsaken land of toothless witches, harlots and queers.

It rains all the time and you can't get a cold beer for love nor money.

YBIC

[Consuela]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Oh no, that is so frightening!

Maybe you can move here to America? It is the best country on Earth and it is God's favorite one too.

I will pray that you can get a green card and you will not have to hide in a gas tanker for 700 miles.

"And the Lord shall help them, and deliver them: he shall deliver them from the wicked, and save them, because they trust in him." Psalm 37:40

Consuela

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Oh please you are welcome!

Is it beautiful in England where you live? I would like to visit England but I am worried because I have a good dental hygiene. Would the English people be scared about my straight white teeth?

Consuela

It's pretty here; but don't be fooled, the people are rude, unwelcoming and scary. I have good dental hygeine because I do not leave my house much, but when I do people growl at me. I think they might be trying to catch me and eat me alive and then take my teeth.

Please, for your own safety, do not visit England. Where I live I've witnessed 1 murder and an assault at least once a week from my window.

[Consuela]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Oh please you are welcome!

Is it beautiful in England where you live? I would like to visit England but I am worried because I have a good dental hygiene. Would the English people be scared about my straight white teeth?

Consuela

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

But sometimes it is okay to say something. As long as Jesus says it's okay, the Pastors will says it's okay. Okay?

Consuela

Okay. Thankyou, Miss Consuela, for helping me claer that up.

[Consuela]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Please accept my humblest apologies, I meant no offence. I should have asked a Christian man before posting. He would have corrected my ignorance.

You can always ask a Pastor to advice you. They are such good Pastors at Landover. Or read in your Bible for guidance!

Sometimes they tell me 1 Timothy 2:11-14

"Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence. For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression."

But sometimes it is okay to say something. As long as Jesus says it's okay, the Pastors will says it's okay. Okay?

Consuela

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Ahem.

This is not a cheap dating site.



This entire forum exists to praise and glorify the LORD Jesus Christ, Redeemer and Savior of all mankind*.


* reserved only for those who repent, accept, and vow unconditional obedience

Please accept my humblest apologies, I meant no offence. I should have asked a Christian man before posting. He would have corrected my ignorance.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Ahem.

This is not a cheap dating site.



This entire forum exists to praise and glorify the LORD Jesus Christ, Redeemer and Savior of all mankind*.

* reserved only for those who repent, accept, and vow unconditional obedience

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

There's no plans for Matthew, but me and Rosie have already arranged a marriage for Philip.

Ah. I'm a little old for Matthew, most probably. Oh well. My father said I could look for a husband on this site "If I really must" so I was just doing as he said. Sorry to waste your time, good sir.

[Walter Harris]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

You seem like a really smart guy so I want to ask you a complex question: Do you have any suggestions on how to keep my freezer cold, or how to reduce the amount of energy I spend on cooling it?

Erm. Maybe if you put a fan next to it or something it might help, or you could try leaving the window open at night time.

Temperature was never really my expertise. My main area of expertises is exposing evolution and the round Earth hypothesis.

Lucky?



(James 1:17) "Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning."

I've only read the Bible cover-to-cover about 11 times, and I don't recall "luck" or "lucky" being mentioned at all.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

I meant it expressively. Obviously, it was part of God's plan all along.

Are they married? Are they looking to be betrothed?

I'm just asking because I've been able to provide good little Christian soldiers for a while now but am not yet married so I'm trying to find a suitable husband that my father will let me marry.

There's no plans for Matthew, but me and Rosie have already arranged a marriage for Philip.

[Miss Tanith]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Philip is 16 and Matthew just turned 13 last month..

Are they married? Are they looking to be betrothed?

I'm just asking because I've been able to provide good little Christian soldiers for a while now but am not yet married so I'm trying to find a suitable husband that my father will let me marry.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

Well, I don't know where to start.

I was lucky enough *snip*

Lucky?



(James 1:17) "Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, and cometh down from the Father of lights, with whom is no variableness, neither shadow of turning."

I've only read the Bible cover-to-cover about 11 times, and I don't recall "luck" or "lucky" being mentioned at all.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Nobar King]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

You seem like a really smart guy so I want to ask you a complex question: Do you have any suggestions on how to keep my freezer cold, or how to reduce the amount of energy I spend on cooling it?

[Walter Harris]

Re: Howdy, neighbours!

How old are your sons?

Philip is 16 and Matthew just turned 13 last month.

Wow. Just, wow. You never failed a single test?

Never. From an early age, I was fixated on the bible and creation science.

I've always found it really pretentious how Harvard students tend make out that Uni takes a lot of hard work and effort because I found that Patriot University was a complete breeze.