[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hey all

Amen, brother, amen. This one appears to be less rude, but more retarded. The second Mrs. Hopkins once had a retarded: she gave it away.

"A wise son makes a glad father, but a foolish son is a sorrow to his mother."

Proverbs 10:1

YBIC

[landoverlover]

Re: Hey all

Sonny boy, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're a teenager, and not the nine year old you appear to be. If the portagee liberals weren't in charge, in your bongo-coongo land, Deuteronomy 21:18-21 would require the village elders to stone you to death

[Wally the Wop]

Re: Hey all

Ah, love your "Ex-masturbator" achievment!!!
Love it! I wish I could stop masturbating, but I just can't.

[Brother Jared]

Re: Hey all

Nope, Facebook

You wont be so cocky when you're getting raped every single day by satan's minions in hell!

[Wally the Wop]

Re: Hey all

Jesus called you here for a reason

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Nope, Facebook

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey all

I give up! you're just too crazy! If you could show me how to delete this account i would be very appreciated!

Dear Hatemonger;

I'm sorry, but it is our policy NEVER to remove the account of an unsaved fool. Your belligerent hatemongering will remain for future unsaved scum to see and learn from for all eternity (or until Jesus returns to slay most of the earth, whichever comes first).

Jesus called you here for a reason, so you might rethink your selfish tantrum and stick around.

If you'd really like to remove yourself from our Godly forum, all you need to do is to click on that tiny red "x" in the upper righthand corner of your computer screen. Then close your computer, stand up, and walk away.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Wally the Wop]

Re: Hey all

I give up! you're just too crazy! If you could show me how to delete this account i would be very appreciated!

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey all

I don't hate god! never said that... I can't hate something i don't believe in!

Why do you deny His existence? Is not the sanctity of life a gift you enjoy most days?
Imagine how you'd feel if there was a party, one you created and not a single person there acknowledged you or your efforts. I know you are just a portugese but decent people consider it rude. I suppose we can not expect much from you.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hey all

Well, you can be sure God hates you! Have fun burning in eternal hellfire!

AMEN! I thank the Good LORD Every Day for His Mercy!

[Brother Jared]

Re: Hey all

I don't hate god! never said that... I can't hate something i don't believe in!

Well, you can be sure God hates you! Have fun burning in eternal hellfire!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey all

I don't hate god! never said that... I can't hate something i don't believe in!

Dear Greasy Dago;

Why are you here? "Unsaved NOT welcome" is our motto.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Wally the Wop]

Re: Hey all

why do you hate God?

I don't hate god! never said that... I can't hate something i don't believe in!

[Brother Jared]

Re: Hey all

Hello and welcome to God's favorite forum!

Being a monkey worshiper and all, your stay will probably be short. I have to ask you one thing though; why do you hate God?

YIC

[Wally the Wop]

Re: Hey all

Hello Wally's, and welcome to our friendly forum!

How many priests anally raped you as a small cathlic altar boy? Do you pray to your dead family daily? Do you wear a magick scapular made of filthy felt in hopes to ward of the evil eye like the mormons do?

Hey mary,
I will try to answer your questions as accurate as possible!
- I've been in two catholic schools, since i'm 6 years old, and can't remember any priest raping me (it was dark most of the time so maybe i didn't notice)
- The only dead family member that i've known in my my life is my great-grandmother, and she was 98 when she past away!
- You really had me checking my underpants with that one, you silly! the answer is no!
I hope i've answered your questions as accurate as possible

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hey all

Hi I'm wally! I'm a portuguese student and the main reason i joined this forum was so i could be able to post in a particular thread (link following)
I, in no possible way, agree with your ideals! But heck, we live in a free world!
So, hello everybody!
Link:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showt...lol::lol::lol:

Hello Wally's, and welcome to our friendly forum!

How many priests anally raped you as a small cathlic altar boy? Do you pray to your dead family daily? Do you wear a magick scapular made of filthy felt in hopes to ward of the evil eye like the mormons do?