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  • #16
    Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

    I merely strive for His perfection.

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    • #17
      Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

      Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
      I merely strive for His perfection.
      Don't strive: do.

      (Matthew 5:48) "Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect."

      YiC,

      Zech
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      • #18
        Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

        I may not attain God's perfection, but I may strive to come as close as any Christian man might, and that includes actions (doings) that promote His Glory, such as administering pepper spray to queers.

        JWB

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        • #19
          Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

          Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
          I am the Lord's servant. Did he not also administer tests?
          JWB
          What tests did Jesus administer? Be specific. Quote the Scripture.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #20
            Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            What tests did Jesus administer? Be specific. Quote the Scripture.
            Jesus tests Philip in John 6:5-7: "When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, 'Where shall we buy bread for these people to eat?' He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do." Philip answered him, 'Eight months' wages would not buy enough bread for each one to have a bite!'" Jesus went on to feed the multitude with five loaves and two small fish.

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            • #21
              Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

              Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
              Jesus tests Philip in John 6:5-7: "When Jesus looked up and saw a great crowd coming toward him, he said to Philip, 'Where shall we buy bread for these people to eat?' He asked this only to test him, for he already had in mind what he was going to do." Philip answered him, 'Eight months' wages would not buy enough bread for each one to have a bite!'" Jesus went on to feed the multitude with five loaves and two small fish.
              Hello John W. Booke. The word test is not in the Bible because I have read the Bible and the word test is not there and you can check.

              Also you are using a Bible that is not the King James Version Bible but I will tell you that the nice people here insist that you use the King James Version Bible. I am not trying to be mean this way we are on the same page literally and not literally.

              If you need a King James Version Bible I can send you one or you can order one from Amazon or you can ask your church to give you one.

              Try not to use Amazon because they are run by lesbians with one breast.

              Thank you.

              Rusty
              Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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              • #22
                Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                2 Corinthians 13:5 : Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you--unless, of course, you fail the test?


                Jesus not only tests men, but his disciple beseeches man to test himself and his Knowledge.

                Jesus approves testing, but not for HIV riddled fairy dusters. They are better left to annihilate each other blindly.

                JWB

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                • #23
                  Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                  Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
                  2 Corinthians 13:5 : Examine yourselves to see whether you are in the faith; test yourselves. Do you not realize that Christ Jesus is in you--unless, of course, you fail the test?


                  Jesus not only tests men, but his disciple beseeches man to test himself and his Knowledge.

                  Jesus approves testing, but not for HIV riddled fairy dusters. They are better left to annihilate each other blindly.

                  JWB
                  Hello John W. Booke. I think you are still using a version of the Bible that is not the KJV Bible. Here is the way 2 Corinthians 13:5 looks in my Bible:

                  Examine yourselves, whether ye be in the faith; prove your own selves. Know ye not your own selves, how that Jesus Christ is in you, except ye be reprobates?

                  I pray that you are not a reprobate. I have seen many reprobates here and they do not always identify themselves as reprobates.

                  Thank you.

                  Rusty

                  P.S. A reprobate is some who is going to Hell.
                  Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                    Thank you for your kind and thoughtful elumination. I will pray very hard tonight that I am indeed spared from E.D.
                    JWB

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                    • #25
                      Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                      I feel like I can't trust you now.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                        Welcome to Landover, friend. Once you have been here for a while you'll realise the best way to be is to stop pretending to be something you're not and just let the love for Jesus shine through.

                        For example, people at first are often quite uppity when we ask lots of searching questions of them and insist on the King James Bible, above all others, to be quoted.

                        **"Noobs" please read this before posting.** SERIOUSLY!

                        There's a really good reason why this thread is there. It's for you to read. This will stop you making silly errors like sending your child to a Catholic boarding school and suchlike. Bring him home now. Make sure you beat the love of God into him properly with love and discipline yourself rather than leaving it to some limp wristed, dress wearing ring kisser who is only interested in his tender, unruptured sphincter.

                        So, friend, are you ready to go on a journey with us through the word of God and to always make sure you are not making God up as you go along but are representing Him accurately, as portrayed, to the legions of sinners who need to be sure of Him? Because making God up and tricking people into believing in some sham, fluffy, fake God that isn't the real God simply can't be right.

                        I hope you are with us.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                          Thank you for your continuing advice. I shall strive to make myself un-silly. I blame my cloudiness partially on the fags and partially on the gaseous diffusion plant where I work. Good evening.
                          JWB

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                          • #28
                            Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                            Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
                            Thank you for your continuing advice. I shall strive to make myself un-silly. I blame my cloudiness partially on the fags and partially on the gaseous diffusion plant where I work. Good evening.
                            JWB
                            Queers can be distracting. This is why we need a proper change in the law to laws closer to God's and some sort of final solution to the problem.



                            I stand firm behind pastors unafraid to say it as it is! They say "outrageous" I say, "Unafraid to speak honestly about the Lord's will!" Contrast his pure love of Jesus and God's will that queers should be considered abominations with the hateful bigotry of the liberal presenters of the program who are persecuting him and it's clear who is bound for Hell here!
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                              Hello Mr Brooke

                              Here's a link to the King James site and you can post single verses like this (just find the verse from the dropdown and click on it).

                              They use a nice red typeface but if you're wearing yellow it can be a bit dazzling. I don't normally wear red but it goes quite OK with blue. Do you smoke?
                              Romans 14:14 I know, and am persuaded by the Lord Jesus, that there is nothing unclean of itself: but to him that esteemeth any thing to be unclean, to him it is unclean.
                              AV

                              Originally posted by John W. Booke View Post
                              I have known Jesus as long as I can remember. He is a constant presence in my life. He is with me from sun up to sun down.
                              So what happens after sundown?

                              Looking forward to your reply.

                              ML

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                              • #30
                                Re: Submit Yourselves Therefore To God

                                Good evening, God Bless. I do not partake in any substance that dizzies a man's mind and causes him to go limp wristed and pinch his fingers together like a french queer. I appreciate your tip, and I will say that after the sun falls, I am made penitent in the darkness until His Light shines again.

                                Isaiah 1:16 - Wash you, make you clean; put away the evil of your doings from before mine eyes; cease to do evil;

                                JWB

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