[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi from Finland!

I had been avoiding reading this thread because I've had so many bad experiences with Finnish people, but I must say, Otto, that was a right proper introduction you posted. You're off to a fine start, boy. I just pray you aren't some stealth queer who's come here to persecute us.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi from Finland!

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[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hi from Finland!

Surely I will do that, Mr. Hutchins. I am always telling him what a fine example you are and he gets a respectful look in his eyes. I thank you for your strong ministry.

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi from Finland!

I sent one of my grandsons to Mr Hutchins farm for 'work experience', and it made a new man out of him! He's been a good boy ever since, and particularly attentive to my livestock, which I do appreciate.

He often quotes Lamentations 3:19-24, when I question him about his placement,

"Remembering mine affliction and my misery, the wormwood and the gall. My soul hath them still in remembrance, and is humbled in me. This I recall to my mind, therefore have I hope. It is of the Lord's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every morning: great is thy faithfulness. The Lord is my portion, saith my soul; therefore will I hope in him."

Praise HIM!

YBIC

I recall your boy.
He had a strong backside and feverent desire to pray to Jesus when ever I was not making use of him in the barn. Be sure to tell him I said hello.

[Matthew Hopkins]

Re: Hi from Finland!

I sent one of my grandsons to Mr Hutchins farm for 'work experience', and it made a new man out of him! He's been a good boy ever since, and particularly attentive to my livestock, which I do appreciate.

He often quotes Lamentations 3:19-24, when I question him about his placement,

"Remembering mine affliction and my misery, the wormwood and the gall. My soul hath them still in remembrance, and is humbled in me. This I recall to my mind, therefore have I hope. It is of the Lord's mercies that we are not consumed, because his compassions fail not. They are new every morning: great is thy faithfulness. The Lord is my portion, saith my soul; therefore will I hope in him."

Praise HIM!

YBIC

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi from Finland!

I'm not a neo-nazi. Definitely not. I'm not a racist. I meant that I don't like studying Swedish because I suck at it. Also, I don't hate or like Sweden or any other country specifically.

Now, that cannot possibly be true. Admit it, you'd jump at the chance of coming to the US of A. You know, you could get a job on a steamer, and jump ship at Norfolk. I'd pick you up and you could work at my farm.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi from Finland!

I'm just 17. I can't get married

Oh, the commies in your county are denying that God given right? You should emigrate.

[ju1ccc]

Re: Hi from Finland!

We do not tolerate racism here at Landover, you Norwegian neo-nazi

And God does not love everyone, infact, He hates most people. God hates the sin AND the sinner.

Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

I'm not a neo-nazi. Definitely not. I'm not a racist. I meant that I don't like studying Swedish because I suck at it. Also, I don't hate or like Sweden or any other country specifically.

[ju1ccc]

Re: Hi from Finland!

Welcome Otto, you seem like a good sort for a foreigner. How many sons has your wife produced for you?

I'm just 17. I can't get married

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi from Finland!

Welcome Otto, you seem like a good sort for a foreigner. How many sons has your wife produced for you?

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Hi from Finland!

My favorite Bible verses are:

"And now abides faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love." (1 Corithians 13:13)

"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)

I joined the forum as all other forums and Finland are full of hateful atheists and pagans. This is the only forum where I can be understood as a follower of the Lord.

Sweden is a pretty hated nation among the Finnish youth... I've had to see that. I don't like studying Swedish but neither I actually hate Sweden.

We do not tolerate racism here at Landover, you Norwegian neo-nazi

And God does not love everyone, infact, He hates most people. God hates the sin AND the sinner.

Lev 20:23 And ye shall not walk in the manners of the nation, which I cast out before you: for they committed all these things, and therefore I abhorred them.

Hosea 9:15 All their wickedness is in Gilgal: for there I hated them: for the wickedness of their doings I will drive them out of mine house, I will love them no more: all their princes are revolters.

[ju1ccc]

Re: Hi from Finland!

My name is Otto. It's a pretty rare Finnish name. I have two favorite Bible verses actually, they are probably also the most known ones:

"And now abides faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love." (1 Corithians 13:13)

"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)

There are also many other Bible verses that I like of course. You'll get to know them in time. It takes time to find them as I have a Finnish Bible.

And don't take that as I wouldn't like the whole Bible. I love the Bible and Jesus Christ and don't understand how can there be so many unsaved people among the Creation. I'm alone with my faith... That's why I came to the internet.

[ju1ccc]

Re: Hi from Finland!

Hej och välkommen, Björn, as you say there in Finland.

Whats your favourite Bible verse? What made you join the forum of God's own Church? Since you are from Finland, i would also like to know which part of Sweden you live in.

My favorite Bible verses are:

"And now abides faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love." (1 Corithians 13:13)

"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)

I joined the forum as all other forums and Finland are full of hateful atheists and pagans. This is the only forum where I can be understood as a follower of the Lord.

Sweden is a pretty hated nation among the Finnish youth... I've had to see that. I don't like studying Swedish but neither I actually hate Sweden.

[ju1ccc]

Re: Hi from Finland!

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums!

What can we call you, friend? My name is Mary.

Tell us, what is your very favorite Bible verse? Which one does Jesus speak to you through?

My name is Otto. It's a pretty rare Finnish name. I have two favorite Bible verses actually, they are probably also the most known ones:

"And now abides faith, hope, love, these three; but the greatest of these is love." (1 Corithians 13:13)

"For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life." (John 3:16)

There are also many other Bible verses that I like of course. You'll get to know them in time. It takes time to find them as I have a Finnish Bible.

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Hi from Finland!

Hej och välkommen, Björn, as you say there in Finland.

Whats your favourite Bible verse? What made you join the forum of God's own Church? Since you are from Finland, i would also like to know which part of Sweden you live in.