Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Welcome to God's favorite forum!

2 girls

My condolences for that. Did you teach them yet that absolute silence is the only acceptable behavior for girls?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Sir, this is an amazing honor. I find creation science to be the only real science. Secular science is just a violation of Genesis 1:27, and Genesis 1:1. I read your thread on whale bones, and I would love to see an atheist even try to debunk it. It's impossible! It's sound solid evidence for the flood! Sir, I would love to join you in your research!

OK - what I need is someone dedicated enough to infiltrate one of these scientific fossil digs, watch them dig up a fossil then go round the site where they found it and collect rocks "they" haven't directed you to. A detailed analysis of those rocks will show that they contain no fossils whatsoever!

This will conclusively prove that all these stupid fossil digs are a carefully orchestrated hoax where some scientist just so happens to find something some stooge of theirs buried earlier.

Then what we need to do is compare that to the spontaneous nature of the discovery of bona fide miracles of God and we are home and dry.

So! Are you with me, young man?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Jeremiah, I welcome you, and I share your sense of horror regarding the film American Pie.

I personally am a recovered* masturbation addict, and I unfortunately had not yet gotten saved when I saw American Pie. That film gave me ideas, and to my eternal shame, I acted on those ideas.



*Not recovering, recovered. Jesus fixed me.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Welcome friend, you seem like a fine young man. You remind me of me when I was a young buck.

[Jeremiah Scott]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

At last someone unafraid from the start to tell it like it is! Atheists who pretend there is no God go into the fire forever. No pussy footing about.

So... I would be interested in your views on how whale skeletons in deserts prove the flood. As someone new and unbiased therefore capable of giving an honest and objective opinion, perhaps you would check out the thread in my signature.

Perhaps you have new and interesting things to offer on the subject of creation science. I feel I am on the brink of calling myself a Biblical Professor on the subject of Intelligent Design. Perhaps you could join me in my research on how the world was really made by God.

Sir, this is an amazing honor. I find creation science to be the only real science. Secular science is just a violation of Genesis 1:27, and Genesis 1:1. I read your thread on whale bones, and I would love to see an atheist even try to debunk it. It's impossible! It's sound solid evidence for the flood! Sir, I would love to join you in your research!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

At last someone unafraid from the start to tell it like it is! Atheists who pretend there is no God go into the fire forever. No pussy footing about.

So... I would be interested in your views on how whale skeletons in deserts prove the flood. As someone new and unbiased therefore capable of giving an honest and objective opinion, perhaps you would check out the thread in my signature.

Perhaps you have new and interesting things to offer on the subject of creation science. I feel I am on the brink of calling myself a Biblical Professor on the subject of Intelligent Design. Perhaps you could join me in my research on how the world was really made by God.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Welcome, son, to our friendly forums.



You seem to be very confident in your walk with Christ. A tribute to your church community, no doubt. Where do you worship? What church do you call "home"? Your pastor must be a decent Man of God for him to instruct his flock so capably. Perhaps we know him personally!

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Amen brother! Thank you Brother Creeser! My wife has birthed me 5 sons, and 2 girls! I always chasten them as Proverbs 13:24, and Proverbs 23:13-14 says I should! I hunt using an AR-15, and nothing except reading the Bible beats the thrill out of shooting a dear with my AR-15! I enjoy apple pie! Apple pie is delicious, but I can't eat pie anymore after viewing the movie "American Pie". I viewed it, because a friend made me watch it. He said it was an Christian movie. We are no longer friends. For those of you not familiar with the Godless film it features a scene where a man mastrubates using a pie! Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 20:13 Genesis 38:9 Exodus 20:13 Exodus 20:14 Matthew 5:28. Goodness it's disgusting. I vomited.

Outstanding friend!! I am glad to see you quoting the Old Testament, a lot of fluffy bunny "Christians" think it is no longer valid, which couldn't be further from the Truth(tm).

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.



I have heard of this filthy seed spilling hollywood pornography. Luckily for us True Christians(tm) the senior Pastors provide a list of what is and what is not acceptable for viewing.

I must say I am impressed with your knowledge of the Good Book - keep it up!!

[Jeremiah Scott]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

PRAISE HIM!! Jeremiah, you are a breath of God's fresh air! A warm welcome to our friendly forums.

Tell us, how many soldiers for Christ has you wife born? Rifle or bow for hunting? What is your favorite pie?

In Christ

John

Amen brother! Thank you Brother Creeser! My wife has birthed me 5 sons, and 2 girls! I always chasten them as Proverbs 13:24, and Proverbs 23:13-14 says I should! I hunt using an AR-15, and nothing except reading the Bible beats the thrill out of shooting a dear with my AR-15! I enjoy apple pie! Apple pie is delicious, but I can't eat pie anymore after viewing the movie "American Pie". I viewed it, because a friend made me watch it. He said it was an Christian movie. We are no longer friends. For those of you not familiar with the Godless film it features a scene where a man mastrubates using a pie! Leviticus 18:22 Leviticus 20:13 Genesis 38:9 Exodus 20:13 Exodus 20:14 Matthew 5:28. Goodness it's disgusting. I vomited.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

Welcome, Jeremiah.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi my name is Jeremiah, and I like 1:5!

My name is Jeremiah, and my favorite verse is Jeremiah 1:5, because I hate abortion. I teach the youth group at my local church, and enjoy teaching these little children the word of Jesus Christ Lord, and Savior! Such little time to save their souls! I fear the girls in the church group might be struck down by Jesus, because some of them ask me questions in church! Ephesians 5:22-24. I fear that if they die they will burn in hell. 1 Timothy 2:15. I found Jesus Christ when I was very young, and was taught from an early age that atheists burn in hell! Psalm 14:1. Not to mention how filthy, and rude these heathens are! Leviticus 26:38! Have a blessed day, and praise Christ!

PRAISE HIM!! Jeremiah, you are a breath of God's fresh air! A warm welcome to our friendly forums.

Tell us, how many soldiers for Christ has you wife born? Rifle or bow for hunting? What is your favorite pie?

In Christ

John

[Jeremiah Scott]

My name is Jeremiah, and my favorite verse is Jeremiah 1:5, because I hate abortion. I teach the youth group at my local church, and enjoy teaching these little children the word of Jesus Christ Lord, and Savior! Such little time to save their souls! I fear the girls in the church group might be struck down by Jesus, because some of them ask me questions in church! Ephesians 5:22-24. I fear that if they die they will burn in hell. 1 Timothy 2:15. I found Jesus Christ when I was very young, and was taught from an early age that atheists burn in hell! Psalm 14:1. Not to mention how filthy, and rude these heathens are! Leviticus 26:38! Have a blessed day, and praise Christ!