Hello, everyone!

[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Thank you for welcoming me, Pastor Ezekiel

I don't know what other Australian girls bake, but as it is usually very hot here and heavy foods can be quite sickening in those conditions, I make a lot of lighter pies with vegetables, our favourite is a creamy zucchini and parsnip.
Koalas are not legal food here, but we love kangaroo! It is a wonderfully healthy and delicious meat that makes for fantastic steak. My future husband does not do any kind of cooking, but of course that will be my role. You have now inspired me to make a new kangaroo pie recipe! I will try it this week sometime when the weather cools.

He does not have any servants, but I find great joy in visiting daily and attending to his home. If I am a good wife and meet all of his needs I don't expect we shall need any hired thieves, as I don't know that even white ones could be trusted, due to the chance they may be descended from criminals :/

I will refer to these rules at all times, I hope you will find my conduct appropriate, Sir. This is a truly blessed forum!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. What kind of pies do Austrian girls bake? Does your future husband barbeque kangaroos and koala bears? How many abos does he own?

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[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: Hello, everyone!

No PASTOR?

Sadly, no I have abstained from a congregation, as I had believed it was prohibited by Deuteronomy 23:2, and also, I have not had any luck in finding a congregation of REAL Christians in my area. Thus far I have only encountered "Liberals" who want to invite homosexuals and fornicators into the church, and make a mockery of our Lord by telling them that they too will go to Heaven

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Thank you for your guidance, BelieverInGod, your Obedience Hierarchy is very sound! My father certainly won't be called back to Heaven, that's for sure

I referred to Scripture on this matter many times, and remained confused. 2 Corinthians 6:14 keeps springing out at me, yet I do not think it is proper for a woman to judge whether a man is righteous or not. However, as I have had no father, husband, or Pastor to guide me, I have gone around in circles!

No PASTOR?

Oh I would definitely hold off on the wedding until you have been checked by the DOF, and perhaps the Pastors here can help you then.

[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Thank you for your guidance, BelieverInGod, your Obedience Hierarchy is very sound! My father certainly won't be called back to Heaven, that's for sure

I referred to Scripture on this matter many times, and remained confused. 2 Corinthians 6:14 keeps springing out at me, yet I do not think it is proper for a woman to judge whether a man is righteous or not. However, as I have had no father, husband, or Pastor to guide me, I have gone around in circles!

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Thank you for your welcome, Pastor Jones. What does the program entail, please? I am 22, and currently engaged to be married. I am a little conflicted regarding this, as my father does not have contact with me, and as such, has not chosen my husband-to-be. My fiance is a Christian, however, I have concerns that he may not be a true Christian...but I do not want to question him, as it is not a woman's place.

Yes it happens to some that they lose their father, either because he's not a True Christian(tm) or their father gets called back to heaven.

My personal Obedience Hierarchy is as follows...

God
Husband
Father
Pastor
True Christian(tm) man
True Christian(tm) senior woman (Pastors wives, etc)

Mr Didymus, I always assumed that restrictions placed on men in the bible automatically applied to women, as well. To be safe, I have always taken biblical pronouns regarding forbidden practises to be gender-neutral, but of course it is not my place to interpret the bible. If a Pastor could clarify this for me, I would be extremely grateful!

Well the Bible does say that we will be saved through childbirth, so maybe there's an out for us females.


1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

Of course I'm not sure how that would affect your children, since it follows for ten generations. I'm sure the anti-bastard course will help.

[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Thank you for your welcome, Pastor Jones. What does the program entail, please? I am 22, and currently engaged to be married. I am a little conflicted regarding this, as my father does not have contact with me, and as such, has not chosen my husband-to-be. My fiance is a Christian, however, I have concerns that he may not be a true Christian...but I do not want to question him, as it is not a woman's place.

Mr Didymus, I always assumed that restrictions placed on men in the bible automatically applied to women, as well. To be safe, I have always taken biblical pronouns regarding forbidden practises to be gender-neutral, but of course it is not my place to interpret the bible. If a Pastor could clarify this for me, I would be extremely grateful!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, everyone!

...Unfortunately, I do not attend Church, in accordance with Deuteronomy 23:10...

I do apologize, that should have been Deuteronomy 23:2

...We at Landover Baptist have a recovering bastard program...

Does Deuteronomy 23:2 even apply to women (note the pronouns used), given their status as pretty much property?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Well, praise God and welcome, young lady.

We at Landover Baptist have a recovering bastard program. For great service unto the Lord and giving tithes until it hurts, you too might become one someday.

Are you old enough to marry, dear? You should work on getting emancipated from your godless parents, find yourself a Christian man and get busy being saved producing Soldiers for Christ.

[WalkingInTheLight]

Re: Hello, everyone!

Unfortunately, I do not attend Church, in accordance with Deuteronomy 23:10.

I do apologize, that should have been Deuteronomy 23:2

[WalkingInTheLight]

Hello, all!
I cannot express how thrilled I am to have found this wonderful forum, it is such a comfort to know that there is still a large community of genuine Christians, walking the walk in all things

I live in Australia, and was fortunate enough not to be ensared by the degenerate God-haters here in my youth. I came to know some Baptists belonging to my local church, and began to read the Bible. Initially, I was given the Good News Bible, false as it is! I later obtained the KJV, and have been guided by it in all things ever since.

Unfortunately, I do not attend Church, in accordance with Deuteronomy 23:10. My parents are Godless agnostics, who were never married. I have used the internet for fellowship thus far, but until now have not found a single true Christian who actually follows the Bible to the letter.

My favorite verse is Joshua 4:24, as per my signature