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    Re: Hi! God scare me. But I am a Whore, so it is OK

    Why do you kids constantly pester us about the crappy bands you listen to? Are you really so naive and sheltered that you believe there's something genuinely rebellious about Slipknot or Avenged Sevenfold?

    Oh, wait, you're that same kid who thinks Green Day is a punk band, so I guess the answer is yes.
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    • #32
      Re: Hi! God scare me. But I am a Whore, so it is OK

      Originally posted by SnivellingPussyboy View Post
      I'm a Roman Catholic
      Dear SnivellingPussyboy,

      I was once a mary worshiping, ring-kissing papist myself. Don't fear. It takes a long time to rid yourelf of the vile indoctrinated lies the cat-licks force upon you. I strongly suggest that you read the KJV Bible and embrace the teachings that our loving Pastors provide.

      YIC
      2 Samuel 11:13 And when David had called him, he did eat and drink before him; and he made him drunk: and at even he went out to lie on his bed with the servants of his lord, but went not down to his house.

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