[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

This is why I believe through the scriptures, that there are no feminine creatures in the spiritual kingdom, praise!

You appear to really dislike women, my friend. Is there something we need to know? Are you a gay? Have you chosen queer rectums over Godly women? We can help, but you need to be honest.

In Christ

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

I'm going to heaven when God makes me die, Aaron said that after i had my baby, I would be saved. He is the head of me and Jesus is the head of him. Jesus wouldn't lie, so Aaron wouldn't lie to me about me going to heaven.

YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

BelieverinGod,

"Uh, quick tip for you...Don't back mouth the pastors."

I don't consider it "back-mouthing", but just the simple fact of questioning. How is one to be truly enlightened with the word of our God if we don't judge what anyone says if there is possibly another reason not too? Remember, Jesus specifically stated; "Why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right?" (Luke 12:57). Do you want to argue with Jesus on this point? I think not!

Subjectively, our God's word has to be completely rung out to the last drop to fully see what He truly proposed.

Here's the problem; as a Forum Member you are in no position to question True Christians™, and certainly not Pastors of God. Remember, you are merely one notch above Unsaved Scum yourself. You will do well to keep this in mind.

Now let's get back to praising Jesus!

In Christ

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

James Hutchins,

Redeemed Papist was playing chess with the Devil before coming to true Christianity. One of the greatest mistakes we can make is to underestimate Satan’s cunning, therefore, once Redeemed Papist swallowed the Cathylick Kool Aide, he could backslide at any time.

1 Peter 5:8-9 says, “Your enemy the Devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.” Since RP embarrassed himself with the hell bound Cathylick faith to begin with, it may have whetted his appetite to possibly go back to it.

He is like a reformed smoker talking to the present smokers about how disgusting the habit of smoking truly is. When in fact, for the most part, the reformer wants to go back to smoking, inferring, going back to the Cathylick faith.

Another thing that bothers me is the fact that he may have been placed here by the Cathylick faith to spy upon the true Christian. We must be observant to the following passage; “But because of the false brothers brought in quietly, who sneaked in to spy upon our freedom which we have in union with Christ Jesus, that they might completely enslave us— to these we did not yield by way of submission, no, not for an hour, in order that the truth of the good news might continue with you.” (Galatians 2:4,5)

I just don’t trust him.

I will try and contact Miss Cookie to fill out the proper forms.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

BelieverinGod,

"Uh, quick tip for you...Don't back mouth the pastors."

I don't consider it "back-mouthing", but just the simple fact of questioning. How is one to be truly enlightened with the word of our God if we don't judge what anyone says if there is possibly another reason not too? Remember, Jesus specifically stated; "Why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right?" (Luke 12:57). Do you want to argue with Jesus on this point? I think not!

Subjectively, our God's word has to be completely rung out to the last drop to fully see what He truly proposed.

Luke 12:57 actually says:

"Yea, and why even of yourselves judge ye not what is right"

Once you start dropping "yea" and "and" where does it stop? Do you start dropping words like "abomination" and "emerods" and "matrix" ???

Does Revelation 22:19 mean nothing to you?



YiC,

Zech

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

Why is this idiot trying to pull lame gotchas and upset Mrs Portway?

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

You appear to really dislike women, my friend. Is there something we need to know? Are you a gay? Have you chosen queer rectums over Godly women? We can help, but you need to be honest.

In Christ

Brother Porter, as a former pervert yourself, you seem to have some deep insight into the nature of Mr. Thomas' mental and rectal demons (and by "deep insight" I don't mean to raise any sodomy-hungry triggers, I do apologize if I have inadvertently done so). Anyway, I think that I shall call a special meeting of the Ladies' Lifting Up In Prayer To Help Conquer Every Man's Battle Prayer Group (LLUIPTHCEMBPG) in honor of Mr. Thomas, who seems to know the Holy Word of God in an intimate and close way, but is still affected by Post Traumatic Sodomite Disorder (PTSD).

[Didymus Much]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

...I just don’t trust Jesus...

FTFY.

Galatians 3:26-29 "26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus. 27 For as many of you as have been baptized into Christ have put on Christ. 28 There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus. 29 And if ye be Christ's, then are ye Abraham's seed, and heirs according to the promise."

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

James Hutchins,

Redeemed Papist was playing chess with the Devil before coming to true Christianity. One of the greatest mistakes we can make is to underestimate Satan’s cunning,

Son, one of the greatest mistakes you can make is to underestimate Jesus' Power.

And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
John 10:28

Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.
1st John 3:6-9

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

James Hutchins,

Redeemed Papist was playing chess with the Devil before coming to true Christianity. One of the greatest mistakes we can make is to underestimate Satan’s cunning, therefore, once Redeemed Papist swallowed the Cathylick Kool Aide, he could backslide at any time.

1 Peter 5:8-9 says, “Your enemy the Devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour.” Since RP embarrassed himself with the hell bound Cathylick faith to begin with, it may have whetted his appetite to possibly go back to it.

He is like a reformed smoker talking to the present smokers about how disgusting the habit of smoking truly is. When in fact, for the most part, the reformer wants to go back to smoking, inferring, going back to the Cathylick faith.

Another thing that bothers me is the fact that he may have been placed here by the Cathylick faith to spy upon the true Christian. We must be observant to the following passage; “But because of the false brothers brought in quietly, who sneaked in to spy upon our freedom which we have in union with Christ Jesus, that they might completely enslave us— to these we did not yield by way of submission, no, not for an hour, in order that the truth of the good news might continue with you.” (Galatians 2:4,5)

I just don’t trust him.

I will try and contact Miss Cookie to fill out the proper forms.

And you know what? For somebody that thinks he's so smart, you don't seem to know how to use the quote button.

It looks like this





You push it, and then you can respond to whoever you want to. Even I know how to use it.


YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

And you know what? For somebody that thinks he's so smart, you don't seem to know how to use the quote button.

It looks like this





You push it, and then you can respond to whoever you want to. Even I know how to use it.


YIC

Mrs. Aaron Portway

The new guy totally smacked down by the good captain's woman (of all people).

Priceless.

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

Mrs. Naomi Portway,

With as much respect that I can muster to you because of you being a second-class woman, as the bible so dictates, I prefer to be more personal when quoting. Therefore, I don’t use the quote option. You can be forthwith and continue to be a woman in the likes of a sheep and continue to use the quote button at your convenience.

What I don’t understand here at Landover is the fact of letting women like yourself to teach or usurp the authority over the superior man on a continued basis! I will refer you to the following passage that I am sure our God expects you to follow; “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor usurp the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

Instead of trying in vain to tell men what to do, why don’t you get back to your godly womanly duties in taking care of your husband in every way? “Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is head of the wife, as even as Christ is head of the church, and he is the savior of the body. Therefore as the church is subject to Christ, so let the wives be to their husbands in every way.” (Ephesians 5: 22-24 ) Key words; in every way!

Such insolence!

[Brother D. Thomas]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

Dr Laurence Niles,

"The new guy totally smacked down by the good captain's woman (of all people)."

My Brother in Christ, if you accept, or allow, the likes of a Naomi Portway to teach and/or to usurp the authority over a man, or the "new guy" in this case, then you go directly against our God's word in Timothy 2:12! Where do you get the authority to know more than the God that we worship?!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

What I don’t understand here at Landover is the fact of letting women like yourself to teach or usurp the authority over the superior man on a continued basis! I will refer you to the following passage that I am sure our God expects you to follow; “But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor usurp the authority over the man, but to be in silence.” (Timothy 2:12)

Friend, kindly explain exactly how Mr. Portway is teaching you about Holy Scripture. Kindly explain exactly in what way you believe any authority you may have with regard to explaining the quote function has been usurped.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Praise my fellow true Christians!

Oh my,

This one made it to forum member, and now we're starting to see a demon raise it's head? Is satan sending more cunning demons? Ones that can take the burning sensation of being on our Godly forum?

I pray this isn't true