[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Hello and a quick few questions, but first I want to berate you because I am a twit!

I admit it, I'm a disgusting homo and I hate myself. I'm addicted to gay porn and I've been hospitalized several times to remove objects from my butt.

I'm jealous of Christians, that is why I persecute them. Oh, and I just pooped in my diaper. I have to call Mommy to change me.

Thank you for being honest. Don't you feel better now?