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  • #16
    Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

    Originally posted by Malencia View Post
    Google brought me here,
    Dear harlot,
    Google brings you nowhere but Hell.
    And as this isn't Hell, it must have been the Lord who brought you here.

    Originally posted by Malencia View Post
    and I don't have an obsession with "lady lesbians".
    Oh no...
    You just think it's naturally and dandy.
    No you see - God thinks otherwise.
    It's disgusting and revolting to think about two naked female bodys enjoying each other.
    "And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."
    John 8:32

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    • #17
      Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

      Have you come to persecute us? Who sent you? Why are you here?
      II Thessalonians 1:7-9
      And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
      In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
      Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
      The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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      • #18
        Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

        Originally posted by Malencia View Post
        You mean young lady...
        Google brought me here, and I don't have an obsession with "lady lesbians".
        Get out witch! Unsaved are unwelcome!

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        • #19
          Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

          Originally posted by Brother Helge View Post
          It's disgusting and revolting to think about two naked female bodys enjoying each other.
          I don't think about it at all. Why would I?
          Have you come to persecute us? Who sent you? Why are you here?
          Google sent me here... And why would I persecute you? What good would it do me?
          Get out witch! Unsaved are unwelcome!
          Kinda rude... But hello!

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          • #20
            Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

            Originally posted by Malencia View Post
            I don't think about it at all. Why would I?
            Well, I'm relieved to know that you are not needlessly thinking about two naked women grinding their cooters together in a perverted attempt to make Jesus cry.

            And really, what's the point? No babies will come of it.



            Originally posted by Malencia View Post
            Google sent me here... And why would I persecute you? What good would it do me?
            Exactly! Your persecution does YOU no good, but it does us a WORLD of good.

            Hello? Luke 6:22?



            Originally posted by Malencia View Post
            Kinda rude... But hello!
            What's rude about being specific about rules? Do you yell at traffic signals?



            Yours in Christ,

            Z. Smyth
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            • #21
              Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

              Since I can't seem to make a new thread anywhere and I haven't seen another thread about this, I'm gonna dig up this old thread to ask: what's with the little icons or awards or whatever under people's names?

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              • #22
                Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                Dear Satanic Witch,
                The awards are given by the church, good or bad, to forum members and other heathens who have renounced Christ and choose to spread the will of Satan. I have yet to receive an award as I am still in the process of proving that I am a true soldier of Jesus. In your case, rest assured, you will receive an award for practicing Satanic sorcery with the rest of your unattractive friends and fat Lesbos with hairy legs.


                Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

                Praise Jesus
                Galatians 3:28
                There is neither Jew nor Greek, there is neither bond nor free, there is neither male nor female: for ye are all one in Christ Jesus.
                Democrats are bad and Republicans are good.
                Jews control the resources and are responsible for the World's hunger.

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                • #23
                  Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                  Originally posted by Brother Hezekiah View Post
                  Dear Satanic Witch,
                  The awards are given by the church, good or bad, to forum members and other heathens who have renounced Christ and choose to spread the will of Satan. I have yet to receive an award as I am still in the process of proving that I am a true soldier of Jesus. In your case, rest assured, you will receive an award for practicing Satanic sorcery with the rest of your unattractive friends and fat Lesbos with hairy legs.


                  Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

                  Praise Jesus
                  Amen, Brother, Amen!
                  Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                    Originally posted by Brother Hezekiah View Post
                    Dear Satanic Witch,
                    The awards are given by the church, good or bad, to forum members and other heathens who have renounced Christ and choose to spread the will of Satan. I have yet to receive an award as I am still in the process of proving that I am a true soldier of Jesus. In your case, rest assured, you will receive an award for practicing Satanic sorcery with the rest of your unattractive friends and fat Lesbos with hairy legs.


                    Leviticus 19:31 - Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the LORD your God.

                    Praise Jesus
                    Im sure she is a total Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore!

                    Find your pot brownie recipes somewhere else!
                    Romans 11:33
                    Jeremiah 32:17
                    Mark 9:43
                    And if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life crippled than with two hands to go to hell,[a] to the unquenchable fire.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                      Calling me a "Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore" and a "Satanic Witch" and accuse me of "practicing Satanic sorcery" and looking for "pot brownie recipes" is kinda rude, but thank you for answering my question.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                        Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                        Calling me a "Wiccan Dyke pot smoking whore" and a "Satanic Witch" and accuse me of "practicing Satanic sorcery" and looking for "pot brownie recipes" is kinda rude, but thank you for answering my question.
                        Your choice of avatars does look like a Satanic Wckedan symbol, which leads us to conclude that you are a devil consorting witch. It is an established fact that satanic corruption of the Wickedan's results in their morbid obesity. As they are pasty balls of cellulite they are unable to attract a male other than an unsatisfying lesser demon, thus resort to lesbianism in a further affront to God, turning to drugs in order to bear their shame. The assessment is therefore justifiable.
                        Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                          Originally posted by Des View Post
                          Your choice of avatars does look like a Satanic Wckedan symbol, which leads us to conclude that you are a devil consorting witch. It is an established fact that satanic corruption of the Wickedan's results in their morbid obesity. As they are pasty balls of cellulite they are unable to attract a male other than an unsatisfying lesser demon, thus resort to lesbianism in a further affront to God, turning to drugs in order to bear their shame. The assessment is therefore justifiable.
                          Don't do drugs, not a lesbian, don't consort with devils or demons, don't consider myself a wiccan, not overweight, and I don't have shame about anything.

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                          • #28
                            Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                            Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                            Don't do drugs, not a lesbian, don't consort with devils or demons, don't consider myself a wiccan, not overweight, and I don't have shame about anything.
                            In that case, your avatar is intentionally deceitful.

                            Psalm 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

                            Enjoy hell.
                            Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                              Originally posted by Des View Post
                              In that case, your avatar is intentionally deceitful.

                              Psalm 101:7 He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

                              Enjoy hell.
                              It's simply a cute avatar I put up for the 4th of July and I decided to keep it for a bit longer.

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                              • #30
                                Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

                                Originally posted by Malencia View Post
                                It's simply a cute avatar I put up for the 4th of July and I decided to keep it for a bit longer.
                                What kind of sick childhood did you have? The 4th is for the American flag, fireworks, Regan, the M1 Abram, barbecue grills, and Jesus!
                                Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

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