[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

It's disgusting and revolting to think about two naked female bodys enjoying each other.

I don't think about it at all. Why would I?

Have you come to persecute us? Who sent you? Why are you here?

Google sent me here... And why would I persecute you? What good would it do me?

Get out witch! Unsaved are unwelcome!

Kinda rude... But hello!

[godisamazing]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

You mean young lady...
Google brought me here, and I don't have an obsession with "lady lesbians".

Get out witch! Unsaved are unwelcome!

[Jedediah]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Have you come to persecute us? Who sent you? Why are you here?

[Brother Helge]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Google brought me here,

Dear harlot,
Google brings you nowhere but Hell.
And as this isn't Hell, it must have been the Lord who brought you here.

and I don't have an obsession with "lady lesbians".

Oh no...
You just think it's naturally and dandy.
No you see - God thinks otherwise.
It's disgusting and revolting to think about two naked female bodys enjoying each other.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

...I don't have an obsession with "lady lesbians".

Not even a little bit?

Whatever. Have you read the Bible yet?

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Young man, Jesus obviously brought you here for a reason. Rather than get bogged down in this obsession you have with Lady Lesbians why not take this opportunity to learn about God?

YIC

You mean young lady...
Google brought me here, and I don't have an obsession with "lady lesbians".

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

What's so vile about that?

Young man, Jesus obviously brought you here for a reason. Rather than get bogged down in this obsession you have with Lady Lesbians why not take this opportunity to learn about God?

YIC

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

There's nothing funny about Hell. Why does the thought of millions of unbelieving scum burning forever in torment make you laugh? what kind of monster are you?

That's not the part that's funny (that's more boring actually - heard it too many times), it was him putting it in the form of a recipe that was funny.

That thread provides warnings to good Christians about the evils of witch and lesbian cook books. Are you using this information for your own vile purposes?

I was looking for a recipe for a broccoli and cheese casserole, and those books were new to me... What's so vile about that?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

That's funny!

There's nothing funny about Hell. Why does the thought of millions of unbelieving scum burning forever in torment make you laugh? what kind of monster are you?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

It simply amazes me that people today have to to be told to introduce themselves. What ever happened with proper manners.

Ever since Letitia Baldrige went to heaven, decorum has gone the opposite way straight to Hell.

[Sammy The Penitent]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

I was looking for recipes through Google and I found this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58926

That thread provides warnings to good Christians about the evils of witch and lesbian cook books. Are you using this information for your own vile purposes?

[Brother Helge]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

That's funny!

It wasn't meant to be...

Why do you hate Jesus?

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Well I got a recipe for you witch!


Ingredients:

One Sinner
Great Blasphemous Disbelief in a Holy God

Directions:

Throw sinful siren into a lake of fire and brimstone heated to the Nth degree

Simmer for all eternity

Serving Suggestions

As an example of how to live a horrible life and be justly rewarded for the wages of sins.


Bon Apatite!

That's funny!

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

What were you looking up? How to cook babies? There's no recipes in that thread.

Ewww, no! I was looking for a broccoli and cheese casserole recipe (I had one written down before, but I haven't made it in a while and lost the recipe)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

I was looking for recipes through Google and I found this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58926

What were you looking up? How to cook babies? There's no recipes in that thread.