Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

[Paragon of virtue]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Well I got a recipe for you witch!


Ingredients:

One Sinner
Great Blasphemous Disbelief in a Holy God

Directions:

Throw sinful siren into a lake of fire and brimstone heated to the Nth degree

Simmer for all eternity

Serving Suggestions

As an example of how to live a horrible life and be justly rewarded for the wages of sins.


Bon Apatite!

[Malencia]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum you know. Unsaved = Unwelcome

I was looking for recipes through Google and I found this thread: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=58926

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Someone private messaged me and told me I had to make an intro thread...

So here I am...

1. I don't go to church (in fact, I haven't been to a church service since I was about 4 or 5 years old - I've been to weddings and funerals held in churches a few times since then, though)
2. I don't really read the bible, so I can't really answer the "what's your favorite bible verse" question...
3. Given the above answers, I think you can guess what my answer to the "Jesus" question
4. I work as an office assistant for a local paper (I don't get make a whole lot on my paycheck, but it's enough to pay my bills, so I can't really complain )
5. My favorite color is pink.

I'm not sure what other information you want.

Why are you here? This is a Christian forum you know. Unsaved = Unwelcome

[Malencia]

So here I am...

1. I don't go to church (in fact, I haven't been to a church service since I was about 4 or 5 years old - I've been to weddings and funerals held in churches a few times since then, though)
2. I don't really read the bible, so I can't really answer the "what's your favorite bible verse" question...
3. Given the above answers, I think you can guess what my answer to the "Jesus" question
4. I work as an office assistant for a local paper (I don't get make a whole lot on my paycheck, but it's enough to pay my bills, so I can't really complain )
5. My favorite color is pink.

I'm not sure what other information you want.