[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Amen to that Brother!

Welcome to God's favorite forum, I like you already.

Thanks a lot, Cranky Old Man. I feel honored to have you as a friend on this site. Good to know that such an knowledgeable Christian is here.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Hello Mr Gray .
Welcome to the forum

Reflexology was just a way to massage my feet after stressing hikes through mountains, but now that I know what it is about, I stopped.

Reflexology is demonic. Doing reflexology without the demons is like injecting heroin without the morphine. Impossible. It's great that you've stopped but Jesus urges caution (vouchsafed here through the pen of a doctor):

Luke 11:24-26 When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest; and finding none, he saith, I will return unto my house whence I came out. And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and garnished. Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven other spirits more wicked than himself; and they enter in, and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. KJV

One of the unclean spirits more wicked than himself is the vile devil "iridology" and you will know that you are under renewed attack if anyone invites you to "have iridology" with them. Beware!

If this happens, contact a pastor immediately. I would also urge you to set up a tithing plan immediately.

Praise Jesus!

I pray the LORD guides my fingers to glorify His name. I pray when I discipline my children, so they will know the benefits of obedience. I pray when I cook, that Jesus would Bless the food I'm preparing. I don't pray when I poop, however, because I think that would be rather inconsiderate to ask for His attention at a time like that. But maybe I should? I don't know. I hope a pastor can let me know. I'm too embarrassed to ask Mr. Etheldreda.

Anticipating the wretchedness of our condition Mrs Etheldreda, there is a reply to just such a question as The Lord has laid upon your heart together with a handy quiz which I'm sure you'll find helpful.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Hello Mr Gray .
Welcome to the forumReflexology is demonic. Doing reflexology without the demons is like injecting heroin without the morphine. Impossible. It's great that you've stopped but Jesus urges caution (vouchsafed here through the pen of a doctor):

Luke 11:24-26 When the unclean spirit is gone out of a man, he walketh through dry places, seeking rest; and finding none, he saith, I will return unto my house whence I came out. And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and garnished. Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven other spirits more wicked than himself; and they enter in, and dwell there: and the last state of that man is worse than the first. KJV

One of the unclean spirits more wicked than himself is the vile devil "iridology" and you will know that you are under renewed attack if anyone invites you to "have iridology" with them. Beware!

If this happens, contact a pastor immediately. I would also urge you to set up a tithing plan immediately.

Praise Jesus!






Anticipating the wretchedness of our condition Mrs Etheldreda, there is a reply to just such a question as The Lord has laid upon your heart together with a handy quiz which I'm sure you'll find helpful.

Hello MitzaLizalor, and thanks for your welcome. Even through I can recognize whats good and bad, I never thought that something so innocent looking like "reflexology" could be so vile. I can't express my joy over finding this site.

[Didymus Much]

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...I can't express my joy over finding this site.

Oh, sure, you can! Cash is good. Just leave it in a plain paper bag beside your front door. One of the, uh, "associates" will be by soon.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Oh, sure, you can! Cash is good. Just leave it in a plain paper bag beside your front door. One of the, uh, "associates" will be by soon.

Shut your yap atheist scum! I thought I banned you weeks ago! Don't be in here trying to spread misconceptions to the boy.

[H. Montague Worthington]

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Welcome, Ryan!! We are happy that you've found our loving community of Faith and Godliness!! I am sure that once you've fully given yourself over to the supportive, welcoming Landover Baptist community, you'll feel the awesome glory of God's power and greatness in your life!!

We'll see you in Church on Sundays, at Bible Study on Tuesdays and Thursdays, at Pot Luck Dinners on Wednesdays, at our Weekly Business Networking Conferences (men only) on Friday nights, and at our numerous Faith Retreats on Socialist-Imposed, Anti-American secular holidays!! And if you ever need to borrow a woodchipper in an emergency-- at whatever time of the day or night-- we'll all be here for you, no questions asked.

In Him,

Monty

[WalkingInTheLight]

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Welcome, Mr Gray!

How wonderful for yet another Christian to stumble across LBC! I have felt at least 98% happier and closer to the Lord since seeking the guidance and fellowship Landover has to offer. I am so relieved to see that you have stopped "reflexology", it would be a shame for you to be lost to the flame over a little foot comfort.

[Ryan Gray]

Re: What a wonderful place!

Welcome, Ryan!! We are happy that you've found our loving community of Faith and Godliness!! I am sure that once you've fully given yourself over to the supportive, welcoming Landover Baptist community, you'll feel the awesome glory of God's power and greatness in your life!!

We'll see you in Church on Sundays, at Bible Study on Tuesdays and Thursdays, at Pot Luck Dinners on Wednesdays, at our Weekly Business Networking Conferences (men only) on Friday nights, and at our numerous Faith Retreats on Socialist-Imposed, Anti-American secular holidays!! And if you ever need to borrow a woodchipper in an emergency-- at whatever time of the day or night-- we'll all be here for you, no questions asked.

In Him,

Monty

Thanks for a warm welcome sir H. Montague Worthington! I've already felt that Christ can change my life for better, and now after finding this community, I think that I am on the right path.

Woodchipper might be needed in future, because I am planning to build a cabin in the woods, but my faith is priority.

[Ryan Gray]

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Welcome, Mr Gray!

How wonderful for yet another Christian to stumble across LBC! I have felt at least 98% happier and closer to the Lord since seeking the guidance and fellowship Landover has to offer. I am so relieved to see that you have stopped "reflexology", it would be a shame for you to be lost to the flame over a little foot comfort.

Thanks, WalkingInTheLight!

LBC has vast amount of site visits = a clear testament of this site's greatness. I never thought that reflexology could be so evil, but I stopped thanks to the Professor Bessemer. This site is truly marvelous!

[Russell Holbeck]

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Dear Landover Baptist

Its great to see such strong willed Christian people like you are. You follow the word of god to the letter, and you are full of compassion for everyone. I would like to join you, if I may.

My name is Ryan Grey, and I come from California. I'm 22 year old, and still haven't found decent woman to be my wife. I attend Hopewell Baptist Church, but I felt that I need to join some online community as well.

I have many verses that I like, but if I have to choose one, then it should be Proverbs 3:5

Hello Ryan Gray. You spell your name Ryan Gray in your user name then you spell your name Ryan Grey in your post. I think they mean the same thing but I do not like having to remember two spellings.

Same thing with blond and blonde.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Ryan Gray]

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Hello Ryan Gray. You spell your name Ryan Gray in your user name then you spell your name Ryan Grey in your post. I think they mean the same thing but I do not like having to remember two spellings.

Same thing with blond and blonde.

Thank you.

Rusty

Hello sir Russell Holbeck!

My name is Ryan Gray, but I often make mistakes, because I work on more than one thing, all the time.

[Thomas Taylor]

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Hello sir Russell Holbeck!

My name is Ryan Gray, but I often make mistakes, because I work on more than one thing, all the time.

The only thing you should be doing is praising God!!

[Russell Holbeck]

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Hello sir Russell Holbeck!

My name is Ryan Gray, but I often make mistakes, because I work on more than one thing, all the time.

Hello Ryan Gray. I will call you Ryan Gray from now on and I will forget about Ryan Grey.

I understand about working on one thing and thinking about another thing and getting confused because I had an accident it is a long story. I did not know my name for several weeks but I also read the Bible when I was in the hospital and now I walk with Jesus but my kids do not visit any more.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Ryan Gray]

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The only thing you should be doing is praising God!!

Hello sir Thomas Taylor!

I know, and I never miss a chance to pray and praise god, but as a Penetration Tester, I have a lot of work on my computer, even now as I am typing this post.

Yours in Christ.

[Ryan Gray]

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Hello Ryan Gray. I will call you Ryan Gray from now on and I will forget about Ryan Grey.

I understand about working on one thing and thinking about another thing and getting confused because I had an accident it is a long story. I did not know my name for several weeks but I also read the Bible when I was in the hospital and now I walk with Jesus but my kids do not visit any more.

Thank you.

Rusty

I'm sorry to hear about that. Is it some family misunderstanding, or your children abandoned you, as an act of selfishness? I will pray that you get in better terms with your family.