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  • What a wonderful place!

    Dear Landover Baptist

    Its great to see such strong willed Christian people like you are. You follow the word of god to the letter, and you are full of compassion for everyone. I would like to join you, if I may.

    My name is Ryan Grey, and I come from California. I'm 22 year old, and still haven't found decent woman to be my wife. I attend Hopewell Baptist Church, but I felt that I need to join some online community as well.

    I have many verses that I like, but if I have to choose one, then it should be Proverbs 3:5

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    Re: What a wonderful place!

    Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
    Dear Landover Baptist

    Its great to see such strong willed Christian people like you are. You follow the word of god to the letter, and you are full of compassion for everyone. I would like to join you, if I may.

    My name is Ryan Grey, and I come from California. I'm 22 year old, and still haven't found decent woman to be my wife. I attend Hopewell Baptist Church, but I felt that I need to join some online community as well.

    I have many verses that I like, but if I have to choose one, then it should be Proverbs 3:5
    California you say? Which part? Most of that awful state is lousy with unsaved queers and Godless liberals.
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      Re: What a wonderful place!

      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
      California you say? Which part? Most of that awful state is lousy with unsaved queers and Godless liberals.
      I live in Napa, an small "town" in California. You are absolutely right Professor Bessemer, but high criminal rate is something I hate the most about this place.

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        Re: What a wonderful place!

        Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
        I live in Napa, an small "town" in California. You are absolutely right Professor Bessemer, but high criminal rate is something I hate the most about this place.
        Well, Napa is lovely. God can certainly be proud of the work He did there. And I know what you mean about criminals, but you should thank The Lord that He lets you live in America, God's Favorite Country(tm). Imagine if He had put you somewhere else, someplace horrible and Godless like Bosnia.
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          Re: What a wonderful place!

          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
          Well, Napa is lovely. God can certainly be proud of the work He did there. And I know what you mean about criminals, but you should thank The Lord that He lets you live in America, God's Favorite Country™. Imagine if He had put you somewhere else, someplace horrible and Godless like Bosnia.
          You are right professor. I don't know much about Bosnia, but based on your opinion, its not a place you can live properly in.

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            Re: What a wonderful place!

            Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
            You are right professor. I don't know much about Bosnia, but based on your opinion, its not a place you can live properly in.
            Well said friend. Tell us more about yourself. Are you married? How many sons has your wife borne you? Are you in the wine making business?
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              Re: What a wonderful place!

              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
              Well said friend. Tell us more about yourself. Are you married? How many sons has your wife borne you? Are you in the wine making business?
              Oh the marriage is one big thing, and I plan to do it right. I still haven't found the right woman to marry. None of the ones I met before fits my criteria for a decent wife.

              Nothing to do with wine, but sounds like a great business to me . As far as my job goes, I am an freelance Penetration Tester. To put it simple: I analyze costumers web sites, and take necessary measures to protect them.

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                Re: What a wonderful place!

                Isn't Napa all Mexicans? You aren't a Mexican, are you?
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                  Re: What a wonderful place!

                  Originally posted by Ryan Gray
                  Nothing to do with wine, but sounds like a great business to me . As far as my job goes, I am an freelance Penetration Tester. To put it simple: I analyze costumers web sites, and take necessary measures to protect them.
                  What a rather specific line of work! I had no idea that the costume industry needed such specific protection from Internet criminals. I imagine you do quite a bit of work for these people then.



                  Welcome to the Internet home of the International Costumers' Guild, Inc.

                  Mission Statement: The International Costumers' Guild, Inc., is an affiliation of amateur, hobbyist, and professional costumers dedicated to the promotion and education of costuming as an art form in all its aspects.
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                    Re: What a wonderful place!

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    Isn't Napa all Mexicans? You aren't a Mexican, are you?
                    Yeah its full of Mexicans, but I am not one of them.

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                      Re: What a wonderful place!

                      Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                      What a rather specific line of work! I had no idea that the costume industry needed such specific protection from Internet criminals. I imagine you do quite a bit of work for these people then.

                      http://www.costume.org/
                      True, and to be honest, costume industry falls victim to many cyber attacks today, primary because of its weak defense. The main objective of this industry is to have an nice looking site, but the defense is left to people like me . I also had honor to work for one christian fashion site, and I really feet a familiar vibe there.

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                        Re: What a wonderful place!

                        Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
                        I also had honor to work for one christian fashion site, and I really feet a familiar vibe there.
                        Christian costumers are the nicest, would you not agree?

                        Is this the foot massager you were referring to in the last part of your post?

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                          Re: What a wonderful place!

                          Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                          Christian costumers are the nicest, would you not agree?

                          Is this the foot massager you were referring to in the last part of your post?

                          I agree, Christians are people I can truly relate to. Um, actually no, I wanted to say felt, but I've worked for some slippers company, and along with payment, i got a pair of USB slippers. There are some great people out there.

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                            Re: What a wonderful place!

                            Originally posted by Ryan Gray View Post
                            I agree, Christians are people I can truly relate to. Um, actually no, I wanted to say felt, but I've worked for some slippers company, and along with payment, i got a pair of USB slippers. There are some great people out there.
                            Indeed. The Lord was really working overtime when He inspired the inventor of heated USB slippers!



                            I have several pairs of these absolutely essential items, in fact, I am wearing a pair right now! God clearly wants me to have warm feet as I sit in front of my computer, spreading His word to unsaved people the world over. Bless you God, for creating USB slippers! Glory!
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                              Re: What a wonderful place!

                              Originally posted by Professor Bessemer View Post
                              Indeed. The Lord was really working overtime when He inspired the inventor of heated USB slippers!



                              I have several pairs of these absolutely essential items, in fact, I am wearing a pair right now! God clearly wants me to have warm feet as I sit in front of my computer, spreading His word to unsaved people the world over. Bless you God, for creating USB slippers! Glory!
                              Glory! Its great to have such items nowadays, but if you have problems with your feet, I recommend that you do some reflexology massages. Reflexology is a great thing, and it revolves around massaging your feet, to boost the overall state of your body, not just lowest part. I hike every weekend, so these exercises keep my feet healthy. I highly recommend it professor!

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