I'm here to convert y'all

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: I'm here to convert y'all

Marie Carré, a former member of the communist religion, discovered it: http://www.conservapedia.com/Marie_Carr%C3%A9

We put no store on Conservapedia. Those people rewrite and even censor the Bible.

I am afraid that other churches have been and will be infiltrated by the Soviet Union and their European allies, and we must fight together against this vile pedophile socialist threat.

Will be infiltrated by the Soviet Union and their allies? Really? I suppose that they'll also be infiltrated by the Ottoman, Austro-Hungarian, and Aztec empires and their allies.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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So basically, you are Pete Roman and named after your father?

I read the Wiki article on "The Old Believers" and to be frank, I didn't understand a word. Now it seems to me that nobody else will either, so your on a loser right from the start.

Another problem you've got is that most of your stuff is in Russian. When God was handing out languages at Babel, the last guy had fallen asleep on a park bench out of his skull on industrial alcohol, so God gave him Russian. So your message is going to be lost.

However, two solutions present themselves: 1 Russia is full of oil and fur - there's business to be done here. 2. You become Baptist.

How's that sound?

I too find it hard to comprehend, Brother Bathfire. It seems to me that they marinated for centuries obsessing over liturgies, liturgical practices, processions, evangelical democracy, useless hierarchies of Bishops, Archbishops, Cardinals, parochial priests, secular clergy, scholar monks, and princes - pretty Byzantine if you ask me.

When it came time for some kind of reform, even the communists of the Russian Revolution were disappointed - expecting to redistribute Capitalist wealth with socialism only to find that the only wealth was a Tsar and his family that liked to listen to some crazed monk. The rest of the place was inhabited by poverty stricken peasents. At least the Italians by this time had developed a reasonable Bolognese sauce, if nothing else.

The rest of us benefited by Jesus inspiring Johannes Gutenberg to invent the printing press so that Bibles were cheaply available to the masses and everyone could afford to own one and read it themselves - thus bypassing thousands of useless "middlemen" of the corrupt Roman churches (of any denomination). It's no wonder we prospered - being rid of this enormous economic drain on the path to Salvation.

Our more important problem at the moment is Obama - who somewhere along the line of graduating from one our elite Ivy League institutions did not learn how to balance a check book.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: I'm here to convert y'all

I am Petrus II Romanus,

So basically, you are Pete Roman and named after your father?

I read the Wiki article on "The Old Believers" and to be frank, I didn't understand a word. Now it seems to me that nobody else will either, so your on a loser right from the start.

Another problem you've got is that most of your stuff is in Russian. When God was handing out languages at Babel, the last guy had fallen asleep on a park bench out of his skull on industrial alcohol, so God gave him Russian. So your message is going to be lost.

However, two solutions present themselves: 1 Russia is full of oil and fur - there's business to be done here. 2. You become Baptist.

How's that sound?

[BelieverInGod]

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Yeah, yeah, and I'm the queen of Shiba.

[Petrus]

Re: I'm here to convert y'all

Just what the Sam Hill are you in about, young man?

Pope? What do you mean? Popes are dirty pawed, papal paedophiles

I certainly want no fellowship with paedophiles and am insulted that someone might think so

YIC

I understand why you might think that. The Catholic Church has been infiltrated in the 60s by communists and freemasons. Those are the pedophiles, and indeed, since the last Roman Pope (Pius XII) died, all of their heretical anti-popes have been pedophiles.

Marie Carré, a former member of the communist religion, discovered it: http://www.conservapedia.com/Marie_Carr%C3%A9

I am afraid that other churches have been and will be infiltrated by the Soviet Union and their European allies, and we must fight together against this vile pedophile socialist threat.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: I'm here to convert y'all

I am Petrus II Romanus, Pope of the Traditionalist Roman Catholic Old-Believer Orthodox Episcopal Church, not to be confused with Traditional Roman Catholic Old-Believer Orthodox Episcopal Church, which don't use the 1928 Book of Common Prayer and are therefore heretic scum. As Patriarch of the United States and the West, I see it as my mission to convert the masses, especially now that the fake anti-Pope Benedict the Communist Pedophile has abdicated, recognizing my authority.

I have noticed that save for liturgy and theology, your world view is excellent, and I hope that I can convince you all to complete your world view to the Godgiven truth.

Even if that cannot be the case, we can still fight against the Antichrist, Obummer the socialist, and his army of Muslim hispanic terrorists.

In God We Trust,
Petrus PP II

Just what the Sam Hill are you in about, young man?

Pope? What do you mean? Popes are dirty pawed, papal paedophiles

I certainly want no fellowship with paedophiles and am insulted that someone might think so

YIC

[Petrus]

I am Petrus II Romanus, Pope of the Traditionalist Roman Catholic Old-Believer Orthodox Episcopal Church, not to be confused with Traditional Roman Catholic Old-Believer Orthodox Episcopal Church, which don't use the 1928 Book of Common Prayer and are therefore heretic scum. As Patriarch of the United States and the West, I see it as my mission to convert the masses, especially now that the fake anti-Pope Benedict the Communist Pedophile has abdicated, recognizing my authority.

I have noticed that save for liturgy and theology, your world view is excellent, and I hope that I can convince you all to complete your world view to the Godgiven truth.

Even if that cannot be the case, we can still fight against the Antichrist, Obummer the socialist, and his army of Muslim hispanic terrorists.

In God We Trust,
Petrus PP II