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  • #16
    Re: Hallelujah!

    Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
    I am blessed by your gentle rebuke Pastor. Thank you for steering me further upon the path of a TRUE Christian.
    See here, young man! Are you going out of your way to be rude?

    I am not a Pastor

    Were you brought up or dragged up?

    YIC
    1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

    Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

    Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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    • #17
      Re: Hallelujah!

      Sorry Doctor, I sincerely thought you were a pastor too, with your prfound wisdom can you blame me?
      I shall prostrate myself to the Elders of Landover in humility and subjuation.

      As foWhen I was born, I was dragged out by a sinful nun...
      No amount of baptismal water shall cleanse my shame at my heathen upbringing.
      I Samuel 20:4
      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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      • #18
        Re: Hallelujah!

        Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
        Sorry Doctor, I sincerely thought you were a pastor too, with your prfound wisdom can you blame me?
        I shall prostrate myself to the Elders of Landover in humility and subjuation.

        As foWhen I was born, I was dragged out by a sinful nun...
        No amount of baptismal water shall cleanse my shame at my heathen upbringing.
        Are you sure you're not a damned papist still?

        Let's hear you renounce satan, the popes, and all the papist saints.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Hallelujah!

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Are you sure you're not a damned papist still?

          Let's hear you renounce satan, the popes, and all the papist saints.
          I renounce the false teachings of the Pope, the evil wine which they think is the Blood Of Jesus (blasphemy!!!), the stale wafers they say is the Body of our Christ (as if Jesus was made of dough! Blasphemy!!!) And I renounce worshipping Mary. She is not a goddess!

          Jeremiah 14:14
          Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.


          Oh Jesus I have seen your illuminating light!
          I Samuel 20:4
          "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
          This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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          • #20
            Re: Hallelujah!

            Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
            I renounce the false teachings of the Pope, the evil wine which they think is the Blood Of Jesus (blasphemy!!!), the stale wafers they say is the Body of our Christ (as if Jesus was made of dough! Blasphemy!!!) And I renounce worshipping Mary. She is not a goddess!

            Jeremiah 14:14
            Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.


            Oh Jesus I have seen your illuminating light!
            So sincere .

            To be a troll you need to be a bit more subtle. Seriously you are giving us atheists a bad name.
            A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3

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            • #21
              Re: Hallelujah!

              Originally posted by FreeFromBrains View Post
              So sincere .

              To be a troll you need to be a bit more subtle. Seriously you are giving us atheists a bad name.
              1 Kings 14:24
              And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the Lord cast out before the children of Israel.

              PS - Sarcasm and sodomy are pathways to Satan.
              I Samuel 20:4
              "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
              This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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              • #22
                Re: Hallelujah!

                Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                Sorry Doctor, I sincerely thought you were a pastor too, with your prfound wisdom can you blame me?
                I shall prostrate myself to the Elders of Landover in humility and subjuation.

                As foWhen I was born, I was dragged out by a sinful nun...
                No amount of baptismal water shall cleanse my shame at my heathen upbringing.
                Your posts do tend to stink of papism. Maybe you should spend some time in our ex-papist system to get it beaten out of you.

                Contact one of the pastors for information.
                Drama queen

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                • #23
                  Re: Hallelujah!

                  Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                  Your posts do tend to stink of papism. Maybe you should spend some time in our ex-papist system to get it beaten out of you.

                  Contact one of the pastors for information.
                  Oh, it got beaten out of me, and I loved every moment of it...
                  I now have more room for True Christianity.
                  I am an ALTERED alterboy.
                  I Samuel 20:4
                  "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                  This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Hallelujah!

                    Originally posted by Alterboy View Post
                    I renounce the false teachings of the Pope, the evil wine which they think is the Blood Of Jesus (blasphemy!!!), the stale wafers they say is the Body of our Christ (as if Jesus was made of dough! Blasphemy!!!) And I renounce worshipping Mary. She is not a goddess!

                    Jeremiah 14:14
                    Then the Lord said unto me, The prophets prophesy lies in my name: I sent them not, neither have I commanded them, neither spake unto them: they prophesy unto you a false vision and divination, and a thing of nought, and the deceit of their heart.


                    Oh Jesus I have seen your illuminating light!
                    Shout GLORY!!!
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • #25
                      Re: Hallelujah!

                      GLORY!!!!
                      I Samuel 20:4
                      "Then said Jonathan unto David, Whatsoever thy soul desireth, I will even do it for thee."
                      This is not a reference of a homosexual relationship but a friendship of depth and platonic commitment! Why must liiebrals always make everything sound so DIRTY!?

                      Comment

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