[Alexandria Puckett]

Re: Unsavable Mommy crazy for JESUS!

Sweety, you've lied already. Does the Designer lie? Is anything in His perfect creation a lie?

We should try to be like Him: loving, all powerful and honest.

ThinksDesign.

Yes, I understand.

[ExGay Alex]

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God doesn't like people who are afraid to show their true selves.

[FreeFromBrains]

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Yes, I understand.

Yeah, right. Bragging about being a slave to your man. The only thing you Christians understand is servitude.

[Nobar King]

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Yes, I understand.

I don't think you do.

[Alexandria Puckett]

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God doesn't like people who are afraid to show their true selves.

So I should disobey my husband?

[Nobar King]

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So I should disobey my husband?

How are we supposed to know that you actually have a husband?

[James Hutchins]

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Let me get this straight, your husband and you willingly tried to be deceitful?
How is anyone supposed to know when (and if) the lies ends and the truths come out?
Proverbs 20:17
Bread of deceit is sweet to a man; but afterwards his mouth shall be filled with gravel.

Proverbs 6:16-19
16 These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Psalm 101:7
He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight.

Proverbs 26:24-26
24 He that hateth dissembleth with his lips, and layeth up deceit within him;
25 When he speaketh fair, believe him not: for there are seven abominations in his heart.
26 Whose hatred is covered by deceit, his wickedness shall be shewed before the whole congregation.

I could go on but I do not see much point. You have tarnished my faith in the deceny of people. Burn in Hell!

[James Hutchins]

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This verse seems amazingly apropos:
2 Timothy 3:13
But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.

[BelieverInGod]

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Yeah, right. Bragging about being a slave to your man. The only thing you Christians understand is servitude.

Old leather guard

That is all.

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh dear, this is all my fault. Everybody was getting along famously until I made my stupid request.

If anybody needs me, I'll just be in my prayer closet, with a printout of Alexandria's full body photograph, begging Jesus to forgive me for sowing discord.

[Alexandria Puckett]

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Oh dear, this is all my fault. Everybody was getting along famously until I made my stupid request.

If anybody needs me, I'll just be in my prayer closet, with a printout of Alexandria's full body photograph, begging Jesus to forgive me for sowing discord.

Oh, no, this is my fault for being shameful. I'm very sorry, and hope you forgive me for my horrendous behavior.

[Faith_Machine]

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Of course I forgive you, dear! Since we're in this together, perhaps you and I should pray together via Web cam?

[Alexandria Puckett]

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Of course I forgive you, dear! Since we're in this together, perhaps you and I should pray together via Web cam?

While I would love to and appreciate the invitation, I unfortunatly do not own a web cam. But of course I'll be praying with you in spirit. And thank you so much for being understanding and forgiving!

[Dame Glynnis Hillfox]

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So I should disobey my husband?

Good day Alexandria

Disobeying your husband is never an option, unless your husband is Woody Harrelson in that horrible film with all the shooting and cursing.

Romans 5:19
For as by one man’s disobedience many were made sinners, so also by one Man’s obedience many will be made righteous.
Romans 5:18-20

How long have you and your husband been leading a secret life with the possible intention of committing serious crimes? Please inform your congregation of your behaviour on here. They should know what type of people are lurking in their church.

I am happy there is an ocean between us.

Unplausibly warm regards,
Dame Glynnis

[Seth Campbell]

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So I should disobey my husband?

No you should never disobey your husband. What you should do is upload an avatar that suits you and represents you, but not pass someone off (especially someone famous) as you.

read this thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=20467

We believe that our comminity works better when everybody uses real pictures of themselves as their avatars.

However, due to the sudden onset of tyranny in the United States, we understand if some don't feel confortable posting pictures that will make FEMA's job easier when they try to round us up and put us in their FEMA death-camps. (Yes there are FEMA death camps. No, you can't find them on google-earth, because of google's liberal bias)

Thus we will tolerate a few avatars that are not literally photos of True Christians, but we do ask that you choose pictures of people that at least look like you, or can in some way represent you.

It is very disturbing to go to other forums, where people regularly converse with cartoon characters, kittens, sunsets, symbols, and video game icons. It is likely to bring about LSD flashbacks for those of us who survived the 1960s, when hippies regularily put LSD into water supplies.

No, my friends, the only things True Christians talk to are Humans, talking snakes, burning bushes, and fig trees that deserve cursing.

If you don't use your actual photo for your avatar, please say so here, and explain who your avatar is and why you chose them to represent you.