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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Originally posted by Lisa Greene View Post
    Wow I love reading all ur Jesus loving post. Lmao, u call urself "Christians" cuz u think u haven't sinned!!! Lmao!! So very entertaining!!
    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Lisa Greene
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Wow I love reading all ur Jesus loving post. Lmao, u call urself "Christians" cuz u think u haven't sinned!!! Lmao!! So very entertaining!!

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  • WWJDnow
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    soysauce,

    Hi. I have a question. Why do you hate God? Were you raped by a Catholic priest?

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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I wish to engage in civil discussion. Ask me questions about my lifestyle and I will respond honestly. Perhaps you will even convert me.

    I do not respond well to tautology.
    I have one. When will you leave?

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  • Jedediah
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    What terrible thing happened to you as a child to make you hate God so much that you pretend He doesn't exist?

    Did your priest rape you? You may be surprised to find out that catholics are not even real Christians. It's not to late for you to turn your back on sin and accept Jesus' offer of Redemption.

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  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I wish to engage in civil discussion. Ask me questions about my lifestyle and I will respond honestly. Perhaps you will even convert me.

    I do not respond well to tautology.
    What could an atheist possibly teach a Christian? The quickest route from Earth to Hell?

    Atheism is a form of phallic idolatry. When you deny the Truth of Christ's temporary sacrifice, you are essentially raping Him as He dangles helplessly from the cross. When you refuse to believe, you are essentially defecating all over the Baby Jesus. Why someone would choose rape, defecation, and spiritual enslavement to phallic iconography over eternal life and bliss is beyond me.

    Atheism is a racist philosophy. It teaches that black people evolved from apes. As a True Christian™ I choose to believe that black people are not apes, but human souls fully capable of turning away from jive talk, saggy britches, and hydraulic "bling bling", to instead embrace the scathing light of Christ's truth.

    So basically atheism is all about racism, rape, and defacing our culture. If it was up to you atheists, we would still be sacrificing animals on altars like a bunch of Christ-murdering Jews, because you deny the sufficiency of Christ's ministry in fulfilling the ceremonial laws of the Old Testament. If it were up to you, we would be worshiping Satan and practicing astrology in the Parthenon.

    Why would I want to ask you anything?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

    Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

    Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

    If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

    Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

    And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

    I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

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  • Nobar King
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post

    I do not hate Jesus. I actually think he was a rather interesting person.
    You know nothing about him, yet you think he's 'interesting'?

    You must thing Ghandi was 'interesting', too.

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  • BelieverInGod
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I am trying to understand! Help me understand why I need to believe in God!

    Do I have to believe in God to understand, or do I have to understand then believe?
    Ah, so your one of those ones who have been confused by the cherry pickers and fluffy bunnies?

    You wont find any of that garbage here.

    Pick up a KJV Bible and start reading. It's perfectly legible for someone with basic reading skills.

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  • Professor Bessemer
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    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I am a woman, and I am not a lesbian.

    What kind of atheist am I? I didn't know there was more than one kind.

    So, God let's his son die for me, right, but then he brings him back to life. I should believe in God because he's willing to make that sacrifice for me?

    I still don't understand, though, is God's existence revealed once I believe in him, or do I logically understand that he exists first and then have faith?
    Are you a prostitute? If not, how come? Since atheists have no morals, why not be a murderous, drug addicted street whore?

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  • Brother Helge
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    Originally posted by soyateo View Post

    What kind of atheist am I? I didn't know there was more than one kind.
    An Atheist know that God probably doesn't exist.
    You however seems to be in doubt...
    And that is a good thing!
    Jesus made you come here!

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    So, God let's his son die for me, right, but then he brings him back to life. I should believe in God because he's willing to make that sacrifice for me?
    In fact He is.
    The reward is eternal life!
    Wouldn't you like to spend eternity with us in Heaven???

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I still don't understand, though, is God's existence revealed once I believe in him, or do I logically understand that he exists first and then have faith?
    First you believe, then everything else gets Cristal clear!

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  • Jack O'fagan
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    Originally posted by soyateo View Post

    I still don't understand, though, is God's existence revealed once I believe in him, or do I logically understand that he exists first and then have faith?
    You do believe in Him, you just reject Him so you can carry on with your sordid life

    Romans 1:19 Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed it unto them.20 For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse:
    21 Because that, when they knew God, they glorified him not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened.
    22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools.

    YIC

    Jack

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  • Godfly
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    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I am a woman, and I am not a lesbian.

    What kind of atheist am I? I didn't know there was more than one kind.

    So, God let's his son die for me, right, but then he brings him back to life. I should believe in God because he's willing to make that sacrifice for me?

    I still don't understand, though, is God's existence revealed once I believe in him, or do I logically understand that he exists first and then have faith?
    Are you one of those men who say they are women? They are really just queers you know.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    Originally posted by soyateo View Post
    I am trying to understand! Help me understand why I need to believe in God!

    Do I have to believe in God to understand, or do I have to understand then believe?
    If you don't believe in God you have to go to Hell. That's why.

    YIC

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  • soyateo
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    Re: I Am An Athiest. Ask Me Your Questions.

    I am a woman, and I am not a lesbian.

    What kind of atheist am I? I didn't know there was more than one kind.

    So, God let's his son die for me, right, but then he brings him back to life. I should believe in God because he's willing to make that sacrifice for me?

    I still don't understand, though, is God's existence revealed once I believe in him, or do I logically understand that he exists first and then have faith?

    Leave a comment:

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