[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

It is my understanding that you have been allowed to remain on this site because the pastors here have such a huge amount of faith in God that they believe there's some small shred of hope that you will be saved.

Oh that is what they told you is it?

Well son, I think it's high time you stop fooling around, stop derailing conversations, and start worshiping the one, true God.

I already do.

If you would like to discuss Jesus, and His plan for you, I'd be thrilled to talk to you about that one-on-one.

That could be amusing, you telling me about your imaginary friend while I explain the true nature of Our Lord to you.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

Mmm yes why?

AMEN!
Jo Freddie, I suggest you start reading the bible and praying to God.

I have and I do, just today I honored our Lord with a very nice plate full of Spaghetti alla puttanesca.

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

AMEN!
Thank you Brother!

Jo Freddie, I suggest you start reading the bible and praying to God.

PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

It says in The Gospel.

You know what? I am really at the end of my rope with you. This nice man Herbert came here to fellowship with CHRISTIANS, so this conversation does not concern you AT ALL.

It is my understanding that you have been allowed to remain on this site because the pastors here have such a huge amount of faith in God that they believe there's some small shred of hope that you will be saved.

Well son, I think it's high time you stop fooling around, stop derailing conversations, and start worshiping the one, true God.

If you would like to discuss Jesus, and His plan for you, I'd be thrilled to talk to you about that one-on-one.

Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

1st.
sorry.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

not a Cat-O-lick. they worship satan, I worship GOD.

my apologies for not using the correct capitalization.

I attend the Boone road community baptist church. I am 41 years old.
My wife has blessed me with 6 children. 4 sons and 2 daughters.

favorite bible passages:
Jeremiah 32:17
Proverbs 16:4
Corinthians 6:9-11
John 3:16 (of course)

Exodus 20:3
Corinthians 10:14

as I teach my kids, Genesis to Revelations = SALVATION.

I have been a part of a group of baptists from Oklahoma called "Soldiers of Mercy" we went to Asia to try and convert Mohammedans and Chink Buddhists to Christ. It is a war zone over there. complete hell hole. We are planning a trip to the Flip-pines soon to battle the ungodly satan worshiper Catholics and Mohams there. That is an Island in desperate need of TRUE Christianity.


Praise GOD!

When you say Corinthians, and you mention two citations from Corinthians, do you mean 1st or 2nd Corinthians?

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Genesis 9:3
Genesis 27:3

So go forth and have some Spaghetti with venison meatballs garnished with some herbs fresh from the garden.

You see Our Lord speaks to us though many religious text.
Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster speaks through all religions, deities, and prophets, and all religions, deities, and prophets are conduits to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I don't recall anything in The Bible regarding Pasta as a gift from God.

Pay no attention to that drunken godmocker. He's been deluded into believing that Salvation can be found in a bowl of macaroni. Ignore him.

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Genesis 9:3
Genesis 27:3

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I don't recall anything in The Bible regarding Pasta as a gift from God.

It says in The Gospel.

That midget, however, was goddamn noisy. The FSM couldn't deal with all the complaining down on earth, so the Lord FSM commanded the midget, saying, "Here's an idea... why don't you collect the semolina, rice, and what-have-you, and make pasta in my image. That's what it's there for. And fill your mouth with it and be quiet and peaceful.

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I don't recall anything in The Bible regarding Pasta as a gift from God.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I dont eat pasta.

But Pasta is a gift from Our Lord!

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I dont eat pasta. I ate spaghetti once when I was younger.
I eat Steaks mostly.
We eat a lot of deer in my house as I regularly go hunting with my Sons.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

not a Cat-O-lick.

Then what is your favorite type of Noodle/Pasta?

[Herbert_Greene]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

Again my humble apologies.

we are 50 miles west of Tulsa. its pretty rural. I am not surprised you didn't find it on the map. Modern maps are inaccurate. I also was unable to find Freehold Iowa.
we are a community of around 6,000. all God loving people.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi I'm Herbert

I find no "Desmond, Oklahoma," nor do I find a "Boone road community Baptist Church."

And words like "Baptist" need to be capitalized.

Who are you really?