Thank the Lord that I have at last found my true home among you, my friends.

Living as I do in Italy, truly a Godforsaken land full of evil Papists (plus the occasional Mormon and Jehovah's Witness), at present I have no church to go to. But I go from door to door, spreading the word, and perhaps in time I may be able to gather together a group of like-minded people and open a church.

I do hope that our estimable Pastors would be prepared to visit and give us the benefit of their wisdom.

My favourite Bible verses are too many to list here, but I would mention in particular Deuteronomy 23:1 and Ezekiel 23:19-20.

In all honesty I feel that I should confess that I used to allow the family cat to sleep on the bed, until I read Exodus 22:19. I hope you will not judge me too harshly for this.