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  • #16
    Re: Bonjour les amis!

    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    I checked OP - it's called Église de la Pentecôte de la Vallée-du-Richelieu
    I don't know French, but doesn't Pentecote translate to Pentacostal? Is this guy or gal one of these crazy people who shake and babble instead of praying? The first time I saw one of these folks, I thought that she was having some kind of epileptic attack, and I poured a bucket of cold water on her face. She came back to reason, but her family didn't seem happy with my action.
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    True Christian™ Love.
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    You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
    Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
    Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
    Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
    Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
    The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
    Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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    • #17
      Re: Bonjour les amis!

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      I don't know French, but doesn't Pentecote translate to Pentacostal? Is this guy or gal one of these crazy people who shake and babble instead of praying? The first time I saw one of these folks, I thought that she was having some kind of epileptic attack, and I poured a bucket of cold water on her face. She came back to reason, but her family didn't seem happy with my action.
      Yes, that is a demon. We always know when God is using the gift of tongues to communicate because
      1. it's orderly
      2. He provides a translator.
      I Corinthians 12:10 To another the working of miracles; to another prophecy; to another discerning of spirits; to another divers kinds of tongues; to another the interpretation of tongues:
      I Corinthians 14:28 But if there be no interpreter, let him keep silence in the church; and let him speak to himself, and to God.
      KJV

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      • #18
        Re: Bonjour les amis!

        I don't want to answer everyone, but I want to be clear: I'm a true Christian, I'm still offensed by cursing even if they are mostly Cathoevilic words as the people using them are, basically, unbelievers.
        I left our Baptist church because they were watching this stupid auto-proclaimed Pope. I'm no demon, I'm a Pentecostal believer and I want to join a real, American and Christian supremacist church when I'm having enough money to leave this terrible land of the demons. I'm asking for help here. Please forgive me if I offended someone, but the Holy Ghost knows my motive are pure and my faith supreme.

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        • #19
          Re: Bonjour les amis!

          Originally posted by FrencHope View Post
          ...I'm a true Christian, I'm still offensed by cursing...
          Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

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          • #20
            Re: Bonjour les amis!

            Originally posted by FrencHope View Post
            I'm no demon, I'm a Pentecostal believer
            I think the technical term for this sort of statement is oxymormon. Or just mormon.

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            2 Timothy 3:16

            All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:


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            • #21
              Re: Bonjour les amis!

              It's a beautiful day . Rejoice evermore. (Thessalonians 5:16)
              I love you, even when you test my patience!

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              • #22
                Re: Bonjour les amis!

                Originally posted by FrencHope View Post
                I'm no demon, I'm a Pentecostal believer
                Just like you see popes in "baptist churches" as contradicting God's Word so it is with "pentecostalism" when people start gabbling off with no interpreter, or multiples of gabblers all going at once. That also contradicts God's Word and in the same way that popes have nothing to do with Baptists so gabble-fests have nothing to do with Pentecost.

                God says so. Not me (the Scripture has been posted).

                It is because the pentecostalist movement is so well known for this particular heresy that you are certain to get questions and this specific issue does need answering. No-one is suggesting that you are a demon but I must point out that an influence over one's behaviour resulting in DIRECT CONTRADICTION of the HOLY GHOST can hardly have any different origin from whatever causes witchdoctors to start ululating or Tibetan demoniacs to start grunting and that origin is satanic.

                Satan's temples are disguised in so many ways.
                Christians follow The Bible.
                Sure, some things are not mentioned in The Bible at all, but this is and it's addressed very specifically.

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                • #23
                  Re: Bonjour les amis!

                  Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                  I don't know French...
                  I always thought it meant shoot once and run.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Bonjour les amis!

                    they eat snails, god hates that shit

                    Psalm 58:8

                    Let them be like the snail that dissolves into slime, like the stillborn child who never sees the sun
                    Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                    Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                    • #25
                      Re: Bonjour les amis!

                      Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
                      they eat snails, god hates that shit

                      Psalm 58:8

                      Let them be like the snail that dissolves into slime, like the stillborn child who never sees the sun

                      I am in error, this is not the proper verse

                      this is

                      PSALM 58:8
                      As a snail which melteth, let every one of them pass away: like the untimely birth of a woman, that they may not see the sun.

                      Glory
                      Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
                      Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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                      • #26
                        Re: Bonjour les amis!

                        Everything that you have written is inspiring in me doubts about my choice of church. I will join the Église baptiste évangélique of Saint-Hyacinthe, a True Christian™ church not too far from where I live (I hope they are).

                        If you have had any contact with them, any input would be appreciated. Thank you and God bless!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Bonjour les amis!

                          Originally posted by FrencHope View Post
                          ...Église baptiste évangélique of Saint-Hyacinthe, a True Christian™ church not too far from where I live (I hope they are)...
                          Is that a handicap access ramp I see?

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                          • #28
                            Re: Bonjour les amis!

                            You know what God says!
                            2 Corinthians 12:9 - And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.


                            Or it might be a ramp to bring soft drinks and food for picnics. I will ask them once I get there.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Bonjour les amis!

                              Originally posted by FrencHope View Post
                              You know what God says!
                              2 Corinthians 12:9 - And he said unto me, My grace is sufficient for thee: for my strength is made perfect in weakness. Most gladly therefore will I rather glory in my infirmities, that the power of Christ may rest upon me.


                              Or it might be a ramp to bring soft drinks and food for picnics. I will ask them once I get there.
                              Please see my sermon, "There are NO Ramps in God's Favorite Church!"
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                              • #30
                                Re: Bonjour les amis!

                                I will make sure, when I will visit them tomorrow morning, to ask if it's a ramp for the disabled or for bringing food and drink. Or maybe it's a Christian skatepark? Or for that matter, a place to practice skiing during winter?

                                So many questions. More answers tomorrow!

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