[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

That was a terrible introduction. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many sons has your wife provided you with? What church do you attend? Tell us about your walk with Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

1.) I'm 42. I was born April 18, 1971.
2.) Wives do not provide children. It's a team effort.
3.) I do not attend church for I am an atheist learning about the Christian Culture.
4.) I don't walk with people who died 1,980 years ago, because they are too deceased to walk properly.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I'm not sure if you know the definition of insult, but clearly if the definition isn't in the bible it doesn't matter to you.

If your face looks like it's taken a solid right cross, and Deaner asks why, it's a question, not an insult.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Why does your face look like it's just taken a solid right cross?

I'm not sure if you know the definition of insult, but clearly if the definition isn't in the bible it doesn't matter to you.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me.

Please show me exactly where I insulted you. Failure to do so will result in Christ's judgement which is presented then debated betwixt the Pastor's on this Godly board.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hello JohnGervais.

There is a box right above your post and it says this:



You only did one of those things I am sure it was an oversight. The nice people here will also ask you some more questions like how many children do you have and what kind of pie you like and what kind of rifle you use for hunting and some others that I can not remember I have some memory problems it is a long story.

Thank you.

Rusty

No need to apologize to the retards Rusty. As you can see by their responses, the compassion of Christ has never entered them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hello various inhabitants of these forums! I wish to congregate with you lot and hope I am welcomed. My favorite verse in the bible is: "'Therefore you are to observe the sabbath, for it is holy to you. Everyone who profanes it shall surely be put to death; for whoever does any work on it, that person shall be cut off from among his people." I absolutely agree that anyone who works on the Sabbath should be killed, especially if there next meal depended on that work!

That was a terrible introduction. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How many sons has your wife provided you with? What church do you attend? Tell us about your walk with Jesus.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, Friends!

He asked you a simple question.

Simple is a bit harsh Zachy, I know Deaner is "Special" but to call him simple in public is just bad form my friend.

I'm actually in a pirate kicking mood.

What is it Zachy? Women trouble? Or has Zekie Boy not been letting you ride in his new Bugatti?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me. I understand that my response to him was uncalled for and matters such as that shall not be repeated.

He asked you a simple question. The decision to be offended was entirely yours.

That was a bit harsh Zechy, he has only just got here, how was he to know not to treat some of the "special" members that Landover "cares" for.

Zechy is probably having a bad day and you are just the unfortunate dog he kicked.

I'm actually in a pirate kicking mood.



YiC,

Zech

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, Friends!

If you can't mind your manners, you will be asked to leave.

YiC,

Zech

That was a bit harsh Zechy, he has only just got here, how was he to know not to treat some of the "special" members that Landover "cares" for.

I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me. I understand that my response to him was uncalled for and matters such as that shall not be repeated.

Zechy is probably having a bad day and you are just the unfortunate dog he kicked.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

If you can't mind your manners, you will be asked to leave.

YiC,

Zech

I'm going to assume that you think that there was nothing wrong with the fact that he insulted me. I understand that my response to him was uncalled for and matters such as that shall not be repeated.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I have a feeling this isn't the smartest crowd.

If you can't mind your manners, you will be asked to leave.

YiC,

Zech

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Hello, Friends!

I have a feeling this isn't the smartest crowd.

Don't be too hard on Deaner, after-all he can't help it.

[JohnGerkoff]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Why does your face look like it's just taken a solid right cross?

I have a feeling this isn't the smartest crowd.

[Deaner]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hello various inhabitants of these forums!

Why does your face look like it's just taken a solid right cross?

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hello, Friends!

Hello JohnGervais.

There is a box right above your post and it says this:

Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

You only did one of those things I am sure it was an oversight. The nice people here will also ask you some more questions like how many children do you have and what kind of pie you like and what kind of rifle you use for hunting and some others that I can not remember I have some memory problems it is a long story.

Thank you.

Rusty