Hello, I am new here.

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Hello. My name is Thorwald Johansen. I have been posting on many Christian forums for many years. I am banned from several forums, because I ask very deep, serious questions. Beware, for I am now here.

Hello, friend. Are you trying to scare us or something? Where do you attend church? What is your favorite Bible verse? How did you come to know Jesus?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

Hello. My name is Thorwald Johansen. I have been posting on many Christian forums for many years. I am banned from several forums, because I ask very deep, serious questions. Beware, for I am now here.

That was not really an introduction. Tell us where you're from, how old you are, and which church you attend. How many sons have you got fighting the islamofascists over in Iraquistan?



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[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello, I am new here.

...Beware, for I am now here.

Magic 8-Ball says, "Not for long".

"Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus." <--- That. Now.

[Thorwald]

Hello. My name is Thorwald Johansen. I have been posting on many Christian forums for many years. I am banned from several forums, because I ask very deep, serious questions. Beware, for I am now here.