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  • #16
    Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

    Brother, I wish I could comply with your request for my sermons, but they were all destroyed when the Lord smote the website of WOAI. There was a lengthy record there. It may be possible that someone on this site may have saved a sermon for later study and they may well bring it forth. Possibly someone who understands the electric internet could resurect my sermons, as Lazarus was resurected. Our Church has no web site and, further, I feel it is best to continue to keep the identity of our church a secret from agents of the Devil who may have access to the internet, even to this site.
    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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    • #17
      Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

      Howdy, Alvin!

      You ever heard of paragraph breaks? I use 'em all the time!
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      • #18
        Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
        Howdy, Alvin!

        You ever heard of paragraph breaks? I use 'em all the time!
        Ask him if he's ever heard of "truth telling."
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • #19
          Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
          Ask him if he's ever heard of "truth telling."
          That's the real problem with the interweb, get online where no one can see your tell and suddenly everyone is a con man. Problem is they always pick a lie that will spiral out of control

          Like

          "I'm a renegade preacher who has made so many enemies Kim Jong Il sits on my lap and takes notes"

          or

          "I'm The Messiah, and the internet is obviously the best place for me to dazzle you with my miracles"

          Or

          "I go on lots of dates, women/men all around, I'm just here for the witty repartee"

          Why would someone come on an Honest True Christian Forum with a mind to deceive? Satan has got his finger in them. They should know that God will reveal their charade.



          Proverbs 14:5-8

          5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.
          6 A scorner seeketh wisdom, and findeth it not: but knowledge is easy unto him that understandeth.
          7 Go from the presence of a foolish man, when thou perceivest not in him the lips of knowledge.
          8 The wisdom of the prudent is to understand his way: but the folly of fools is deceit.


          Yours in Him
          DAM
          Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
          Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.


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          • #20
            Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

            Originally posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post

            "I'm a renegade preacher who has made so many enemies Kim Jong Il sits on my lap and takes notes"
            Renegade Preacher, eh? I like the sound of that.
            Who Will Jesus Damn?

            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • #21
              Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

              I am mortified that I have failed to understand the working of this machine. Naturally, as a Christian, born again and washed in the blood, I have perefect punctuation skills and believe me, I do know a paragraph when I see one. I fear my spelling is subpar, but true perfection is only found in the divine.

              Currently, my feelings are hurt, as I have been called a liar and violator of God's laws above. That is a blasphemous lie. It is a sin punishable by eternity in the Lake of Fire to bear false witness against thy neighbor and I feel there should be some kind of investigation. Investigation or no, the Lord God knows the truth and it cannot be hid from Him.

              I am used to attacks from heathens, the Devil's people, Catholics, Jews, Mormans and of course, Democrats, but I must say I am surprised to find agressive hostility toward a Minister of God's word here on this site. I hope you will look into your heart and see that you have made a terrible mistake. You should seek redemption with true repentance in your heart. Only in this manner may you avoid the searing fires of Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.
              God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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              • #22
                Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

                During the investigation period various matters would be questioned of course, but asking whether you might be economical with the truth and claiming that you actually are are two different things.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

                  Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post

                  Currently, my feelings are hurt
                  Oh great, another sissy. Sounds like you need a session with our friend Deaner. He'll make a man out of you.
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                  • #24
                    Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

                    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
                    During the investigation period various matters would be questioned of course, but asking whether you might be economical with the truth and claiming that you actually are are two different things.
                    Yes, Sister, you are correct and I am properly chastened and humbled. Even though I am a well known person in San Antonio, Texas, I suppose that I am mostly unknown in Iowa, except for the probability that there would be Christian scholars there who have studied my sermons. The focus of my ministry has always been opposition to sin and I am certain that many Christians around the world have become aware of my sermons. I have been hoping that some person, in Iowa or elsewhere, who has studied my sermons and filed them away for reference,would post one or more of them on this site. If I understood the working of these infernal computers better, I would have saved them myself. Sadly, the complete library of my recent sermons was destroyed, either at the time that liberal Devil worshippers banned me completely from their poxed site for bringing the Word, or immediately thereafter when the site in question was utterly destroyed by the Hand of God for their affronts, which were many.

                    I am not one for this emailing craze (I still use a telephone or the mails), but if the security screening department at the Landover Baptist Church was to contact the Reverend John Haggee at the Cornerstone Church in San Antonio, his son, Pastor Matthew Haggee, or Brother Benny Hinn, where ever he may be, I am certain that all would vouch for my wholehearted Salvation. Praise God! That, however begs the question of what if I am not really me? I could easily be someone else claiming to be me. I don't know how that question could be satisfactorily answered, but I am, in fact, myself. Of that one point I am certain.

                    Praise God from whom all blessings flow!
                    God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

                      Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
                      I suppose that I am mostly unknown in Iowa, except for the probability that there would be Christian scholars there who have studied my sermons.
                      From where would anyone have studied them? I'd be ever so interested in reading one. I understand they were all lost in a fire, or tornado, or long-horn stampede or something, but surely you kept your notes. Why don't you share them?

                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • #26
                        Re: Pastor Bob is Risen

                        Frankly Sister, I'd like to see one of my old sermons again myself.

                        My practice in any sermon is to mark appropriate passages in my Bible, in case I need them and then launch into my subject. I don't use notes or a teleprompter. I am simply doing God's work and He guides my words. Most of my sermons are actually in response to some perversion or sinful event, such as drinking in bar rooms, staying out late, promiscuous behavior, attrocities committed by liberals and homosexuals, lack of Jesus in schools and other events that vex us in our daily lives. My goal is to show people the error of their unsaved ways and try to lead them to Jesus. It is difficult and thankless work and I am often reviled, rebuked and occasionally beaten.

                        I must admit that I feel somewhat uneasy about addressing a woman directly and not in the presence of her husband. I don't want to cause some kind of scandal.

                        I am certain that I will shortly find some subject on this site that calls for a sermon. I hope I am able to provide new insight in your walk with our Lord. God Bless.

                        PS- We don't have Long Horn cattle roaming the streets anymore. They were all scared off by the Mexicans. Now we have Mexicans roaming the streets and they stampede sometimes, but you just lock the doors and try not to drive over any of them.
                        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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