greatings from London

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome Brother!

I first saw your introduction yesterday and I have prayed over and pondered your predicament ever since. You are trapped on an island populated by unsaved foreigners. Your capitol city is over run by half naked negroes from Africa and angry Pakistanis who thirst for English blood.

I believe my prayers were answered when I awoke this morning filled with the understanding that you must leave God forsaken England and come to America. Just about everyone from your vicinity with any gumption is here already and all that is left of the English is a bunch of drunks and idol worshippers.

We are the last stronghold of Christianity in the world. My advice is to avoid the West Coast and the north east parts of the country, due to the large numbers of yankees there. They are servants of the Devil and they will try to rob you. Also, the West Coast is likely to fall into the Pacific Ocean at any time, as they have incurred God's wrath due to their sin, which is endemic.

Texas or the South would be my advice, but that is your decision.

You should know that new immigration rules make it possible to appear at the border, tell the man about your fears of the Mexican drug cartels and they will let you in. They will also cover the expenses for a hotel room, feed you and give you money. In this manner, you may integrate into our society.

God Bless!

[captain orient]

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I am now wondering if you are related to Michael Gove

Thankfully I am not related to Michael Gove, he is nothing like a Republican or even a Christian. Refusing to use the Bible as a science text is not Christian.
Saying "every student should have the opportunity to appreciate its literary riches." and using the Bible in English class as a story book, is an insult to any real Christian. Unfortunately here in the UK we have no real Christians in government even the queen head of the church of England is a godless heathen only paying lip service to our Lord Jesus Christ.

PS that's my photo, the add mins what to weed out those not worthy.

may God be with you

[Attila's Wife]

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My mother keeps telling people we are but our family records go back to 1668 which pre-dates the peerage and has no relation to John Murray Marquess of Atholl.

That is a great shame for LBC, but not your fault.

Looking at your photo, I am now wondering if you are related to Michael Gove. For the benefit of our members who do not have the great misfortune to be British, Michael Gove is a member of the British so-called government, but in spite of that he is a fine, handsome, manly man and the closest thing they have to a Republican.

[captain orient]

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are you related to the Duke of Atholl?

My mother keeps telling people we are but our family records go back to 1668 which pre-dates the peerage and has no relation to John Murray Marquess of Atholl.

Do you speak Scotch or Cockerny?

Its Scots, scotch is the wiskey and yes I can speak Scots but with a cockerny accent.

[Attila's Wife]

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Hello all my name is Noah Malachi Stewart-Murray I live in Bromley east London and I am a member of the Wee Free Church of Bromley-by-Bow.

Hello Noah. With that surname, and the Wee Free connection, are you related to the Duke of Atholl? If so, do you think he would let us borrow his private army (only to do God's work, of course)?

Do you speak Scotch or Cockerny?

All the very best,
YiC
Attila's Wife

[captain orient]

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I've been to East London...good grief, what a dump. I've never seen so many
mooslims in my life, and I've been to AfGAGistan.

Tell me bout it I didn't serve 11 years in the British army to live in Bromley-by-mecca, but we have been doing good work lately to de-islamabad the place.

Say, why is your last name hyphenated?

The two families merged in 1798 too strengthen their voting rites back when things were proper and only people of a certain standing were allowed to vote (ie white God fearing land owners)

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Noah!

I've been to East London...good grief, what a dump. I've never seen so many mooslims in my life, and I've been to AfGAGistan.

Say, why is your last name hyphenated? Did your father have a sex change or something? Somebody told me that once, and I never checked up on it.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[captain orient]

Hello all my name is Noah Malachi Stewart-Murray I live in Bromley east London and I am a member of the Wee Free Church of Bromley-by-Bow.

my favourite Bible verses are
Job 38:2 Who is this that darkeneth counsel by words with-out knowledge.

Psalm 46:8 thru 11
8 Come, behold the works of the Lord, what desolations he hath made in the earth.
9 He maketh wars to cease unto the end of the earth; he breaketh the bow, and cutteth the spear in sunder; he burneth the chariot in the fire.
10 Be still, and know that I am God: I will be exalted among the heathen, I will be exalted in the earth.
11 The Lord of hosts is with us; the God of Jacob is our refuge. Selah.