Pleased to be a part of your society.

[Brother Larry]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Young Brother Cornelis:

As I seek to welcome you, I am reminded of the words found in the Holy Bible (KJV 1611):

1 Paul an Apostle of Iesus Christ by the commaundement of God our Sauiour, & Lord Iesus Christ which is our hope,
2 Unto Timothie my own sonne in the Faith: Grace, mercie, and peace from God our Father, and Iesus Christ our Lord.
3 As I besought thee to abide still at Ephesus when I went into Macedonia, that thou mightest charge some that they teach no other doctrine,
4 Neither giue heed to fables, and endlesse genealogies, which minister questions, rather then edifying which is in faith: so doe.

You are a young one in the eyes of the LORD, (that doesn't mean he won't smite you if you back-sass me) so I feel compelled to question the garment in your avatar. While I am sure it is not, it appears to have a "6" on plain display. Being that it is a black shirt (similar to my former priestly attire) I wonder if the evil one inspired its purchase.

May our LORD see fit to forgive you for poor fashion choices. I have taken the liberty of sending you the name of my stylist. I am sure he will satisfy you.

Brother Larry

[CornelisDommelul]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Im sure he is, else he wouldn't have raised me as one.

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings brother!

I'm very happy to see someone has already responded to my post.

No my father hasn't selected a wife yet, he has been looking for a pure woman who is worthy.




Faitfully yours,

Cornelis Dommelul

Cornelius, before you trust your father to select a mate for you, can you be 100% certain he is a real Christian? When I was your age my not quite Christian dad, who just loves pranks, selected a bride for me with terrible results. Let's just say that on my honeymoon night I got a bit more than I expected! I was devastated, but my dad said it was worth it for the knee-slapping belly laugh the rest of the family received. You have probably heard the phase about making lemonade when life throws you a lemon, well that's what I did on my honeymoon night and the experience set my faith back several years, but I am pretty much over it now. Praise Jesus!

[CornelisDommelul]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Thank you, Pastor,

I hope to improve my beliefs and will here for our Lord.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings fellow christians, the name bestowed upon me by my true christian parents is Cornelis Dommelul. I've been attending to a Elite Baptist school where i learn the true ways. I also go to the church there. My whole life i've been fascinated by the love our father and jesus gives us, as fascinated i am about my favorite verse Proverbs26:24-26 ''Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.''. The thing is lately i have had some arguments on the internet about wheter god exists or not, ofcourse i am 100% sure he exists (many proof), But seeing someone making fun of the great lord isn't fun i just cant help but feel sorry and a little angry at them, ofcourse they go to hell which is the right thing. I'm looking forward to be a part of this forum.

Blessings,
Cornelis Dommelul

Welcome, Cornelis.

Just add some reverence and proper grammar into the mix and I'm sure your contributions to Jesus will be well received on God's Favorite Forums.

Kudos for sticking up for Jesus. For some reason, even the Almighty Lord of Heaven and Earth needs lowly mortals like us to praise Him and defend Him.

YiC,

Pastor Ed

[CornelisDommelul]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Thank you for your wise lesson, also thanks to brother Billy Bob Jenkins.

May our Great Father bless all the worthy and doom the unworthy trashes.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings fellow christian,

I really look up to you as a superior and teacher, i have a request, can you teach me the ways and the visions of the bible, the books god let people make for him.

I don't want to sound nit picky, but you have yet to capitalize the name of your deity, nor His Holy Word, The Bible, nor the proper name of Christians.

You need to show some respect, your heart is in the right place, but that is not enough

YiC
DAM

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings fellow christian,

I really look up to you as a superior and teacher, i have a request, can you teach me the ways and the visions of the bible, the books god let people make for him.

Young man, my cup overfloweth with the Wisdom of Solomon. I could not possibly refrain from ministering to one whose heart is open to God, and whose anus is closed to Satan. I have ministered unto homosexuals, even as they flayed one another rectums wide as a bean burrito left open on the counter by a lazy Mexican. Surely I would not turn one away such as you, whose soul longs to be free from sin and eternal suffering.

[CornelisDommelul]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings fellow christian,

I really look up to you as a superior and teacher, i have a request, can you teach me the ways and the visions of the bible, the books god let people make for him.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Thank you brother for correcting me.

It's right, a woman can't have equal grounds with men, i typed it like that but i actually ment something like ''they're all unworthy but this one is more worthy than the other''-way.

Again, thanks brother.

Dear friend, I do not blame you for misspeaking. We have not all been gifted with my silver tongue, or my powerful aversion to sin. The stench of penile/rectal friction has been known to induce rageful vomitation in me at more than a hundred American yards. My moral compass is delicately calibrated by Christ's own blood encrusted finger.

[CornelisDommelul]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Thank you brother for correcting me.

It's right, a woman can't have equal grounds with men, i typed it like that but i actually ment something like ''they're all unworthy but this one is more worthy than the other''-way.

Again, thanks brother.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings brother!

I'm very happy to see someone has already responded to my post.

No my father hasn't selected a wife yet, he has been looking for a pure woman who is worthy.

I'm looking forward for future conversations.


Faitfully yours,

Cornelis Dommelul

Ephesians 5:23 teaches us that no woman is worthy of her husband, any more than we as mortals can be worthy of Christ. A man must forgive his wife for being infinitely beneath him, as Christ forgives we who are infinitely beneath Him.

Remember, your wife will be totally unworthy of your love, and you should Lord absolute authority over her, as though you were God Himself compared to her. That is what the Bible demands of us.

Any time your wife angers you, think: What Would Jesus Do? Then visualize Him abandoning those who do not believe and accept Him as their God to aeternal burning and torture without pause or end. Know that what ever sort of beating you lay on her, it will never compare to Christ's tough love.

[CornelisDommelul]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings brother!

I'm very happy to see someone has already responded to my post.

No my father hasn't selected a wife yet, he has been looking for a pure woman who is worthy.

I'm looking forward for future conversations.


Faitfully yours,

Cornelis Dommelul

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

Re: Pleased to be a part of your society.

Greetings fellow christians, the name bestowed upon me by my true christian parents is Cornelis Dommelul. I've been attending to a Elite Baptist school where i learn the true ways. I also go to the church there. My whole life i've been fascinated by the love our father and jesus gives us, as fascinated i am about my favorite verse Proverbs26:24-26 ''Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.''. The thing is lately i have had some arguments on the internet about wheter god exists or not, ofcourse i am 100% sure he exists (many proof), But seeing someone making fun of the great lord isn't fun i just cant help but feel sorry and a little angry at them, ofcourse they go to hell which is the right thing. I'm looking forward to be a part of this forum.

Blessings,
Cornelis Dommelul

Welcome!

I hope the next lesson you learn in school is how to use paragraph breaks and spell check!

BTW Christians, and True Christians should be capitalized, as should I, Jesus, God and any word at the beginning of a sentence.

Have your parents selected a wife for you yet?


Yours in Him
DAM

[CornelisDommelul]

Greetings fellow christians, the name bestowed upon me by my true christian parents is Cornelis Dommelul. I've been attending to a Elite Baptist school where i learn the true ways. I also go to the church there. My whole life i've been fascinated by the love our father and jesus gives us, as fascinated i am about my favorite verse Proverbs26:24-26 ''Whoever hates disguises himself with his lips and harbors deceit in his heart; when he speaks graciously, believe him not, for there are seven abominations in his heart; though his hatred be covered with deception, his wickedness will be exposed in the assembly.''. The thing is lately i have had some arguments on the internet about wheter god exists or not, ofcourse i am 100% sure he exists (many proof), But seeing someone making fun of the great lord isn't fun i just cant help but feel sorry and a little angry at them, ofcourse they go to hell which is the right thing. I'm looking forward to be a part of this forum.

Blessings,
Cornelis Dommelul