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[Attila's Wife]

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I already made plans to visit one lucky girl, but i missed the flight to spain.

Narrow escape there, Brother. Have you seen the state of their armpits?

[JustGotSaved]

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Hey guys what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me?

need a picture!

What do you think of me? If you'll convert, i'll come to see you! I already made plans to visit one lucky girl, but i missed the flight to spain.

[Alan Roberts Jr.]

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Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.

You understand that we don't want you to try and convert us to your femenist beliefs, don't you? Titus 2:4-2:5

[Faith_Machine]

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Blah, blah, blah, I, I, I, me, me, me, blah, blah, blah, So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Blah, blah, blah...

I think you talk a lot.

Why are you here? We're here to praise Jesus!

[Pim Pendergast]

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"Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence".

The claim that there's no God is pretty extraordinary. It leaves so many unanswered questions. Where did the universe come from? How did life get here? Where's your extraordinary evidence?

[Herbert_Greene]

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Welcome!

[Irinka the repentant jewess]

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Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.

Hello, sweetie, I am glad you are here. My only concern is, you don't seem to make any sense. First, you ask what we think of you. Well, quite frankly, nothing much, we do not know you. Then, you inquire what this site is all about, but in the next sentence you inform us that you already read our threads. If the latter is true, then you should know what we are all about. The threads hat you read speak volumes about this forum, and I find, it is all pretty straight forward, self-explanatory, as you like to say.
In the mean time, you were asked quite specifically to tell us your favorite Bible verse, where you attend churh, and how you came to know Jesus (or about Him, in your case). If you still have questions about us or this forum, you can ask. Any questions about God are answered in the Bible. Read it! John 1:1-15..

[Cranky Old Man]

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I am a girl

Do you have your father's permission to visit this forum?

[Alvin Moss]

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Welcome child. I hope your exposure to this site can go some way toward preventing your eventual descent into the bowels of the Earth, there to spend eternity in Hell.

The truth, the light and all answers to questions that may be answered lie in the Bible, which is God's word. Take care to get a true rendition of the Word by getting only a King James Bible. He was a King of England a long time ago. If the public schools in England are as bad as the public schools here, you may not have known that.

Reading that Bible will be the most rewarding and enriching experience of your life. Accept the Word, accept Jesus and give your life over to Him and you will live forever in Heaven with God and Jesus. That is because Jesus came and died for your sins, that you might be cleansed and saved. There is no other salvation, save that obtained through a personal relationship with Jesus and the rewards are many.

Many, probably most, never accept Jesus. They seek other roads to salvation, but it is in vain. Only the Jesus road leads to the eternal rewards of Heaven. All other paths lead right straight to Hell. Don't go there; it's too hot.

Mark 16:16- He that believeth and is baptised shall be saved; but he that believeth not shall be damned.

God Bless!

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.

Hello and welcome to our friendly forums! I'm afraid you won't find the fight you're looking for here, dear. We're not here to debate, but to praise and glorify Christ Jesus, crucified for our sins. Further, we cannot form opinions about you because we don't know anything about you. You might be very nice and polite and mild-mannered, or you might be vivacious and rambunctious and impulsive. We have no way of knowing if you give blankets to the homeless in your community on cold nights, or drink yourself into excess and have sex with all the boys and teachers at your school. You see, we can know none of these things. What we do know is that as one who rejects the sweet Gift of Salvation from God, you will be righteously punished for all eternity to the glory of God!

Now, wouldn't you rather spend eternity safe and sound?

Think about it.

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.

Welcome, to this Friendly Forum!

All the evidence you need can be found in The Bible. Miracles, fulfilled prophesy, wisdom, all laid out in an easy to read, straight forward manner.

So what is your favorite Bible verse. What inconsequential personal 'tragedy' in your life caused you to turn from God and embrace sodomy?

YiC
DAM

[Tickywicky]

Hey guys I joined this forum to get a better insight of why you believe what you believe. I am atheist hold your horses I haven't come here to troll your forums like many atheists. I am 16 and come from the United Kingdom plus I am a girl. Just some background information. Why I am evil atheist? You ask well because "Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence". Pretty self explanatory. So what do guys at Landover Baptist Church think of me? Plus are you guys serious about the stuff you say or just really good trolls? Give me more of an insight of this forum. Just so you know I already read your threads.