Retarded Housewife here

[ILurvJeeesus]

Re: Retarded Housewife here

What your husband does with you is his business, and it is your business to accept and do whatever he asks (I Peter 3:1). We'd like to know who your husband is so that we may counsel him on this matter.

As for swapping roles, there is no more chance of that than one of us men swapping roles with God Almighty for a week (see Isaiah 42:8). Let's be realistic.

Pastor Ed

LOL. I want freedom...
I can do what i want. Screw you, i could cheat, that's right! I might cheat on my husband!
DEAL WITH IT!
He isn't my master, he's just an ordinary person...

[Brother Larry]

Re: Retarded Housewife here

Don't fear being retarded, for the LORD still loves you:

"The Lord preserueth the simple: I was brought low, and hee helped me." Psalms 116:6

As a loving Christian however, I take offense that you are attempting to raise yourself above your husband. At the Baptist Men's Weekly Meeting on Keeping Women in Tow just last Thursday, we discussed techniques for dealing with the weaker (and mentally unequal) sex when they try to femininitize their proud, manly husbands. Praise the Lord for Brother Hansel, who presented us with many helpful suggestions.

I would point you to the 31st chapter of the book of Proverbs, verse 3, where you'll find these words:

"Giue not thy strength vnto women, nor thy wayes to that which destroyeth kings." (Glory to GOD). This orders your "man" not to allow this role reversal you sinfully seek.

You are not without hope. The fine pastors of this forum (God's favorite) will endeavor to point you in the right direction (hint - it's the kitchen) and with any luck at all, your soul will find redemption through the shed blood of the LORD JESUS. You are in our prayers until we hear from the LORD otherwise to give you over to a reprobate mind.

Compassionately,
Brother Larry

"It's not important for women to be vote unless they put the ballot box in the pantry." (Charles Ingalls)

[Beginning Of Wisdom]

Re: Retarded Housewife here

Look lady, while I may still be a babe in Christ™ here I don't know what you're thinking about asking your husband to switch his role from head to toe.
He is your head (1 Tim 2:12, 1 Cor 11:3)

The saying goes "head over heals in love" (and God is love: 1 John 4:8) it does not say "heals over head".

Fly right missy and think about making your disgusting body useful!!!=>1 Tim 2:15

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Retarded Housewife here

Hello guys, i've been with my husband for 3 years and he just doesn't let me out of the kitchen.

He uses these forums quite a bit so i was wondering if i was able to convince him to swap roles for a week so he can be cooking and cleaning whilst i sit on my face...

Thanks guys!

What your husband does with you is his business, and it is your business to accept and do whatever he asks (I Peter 3:1). We'd like to know who your husband is so that we may counsel him on this matter.

As for swapping roles, there is no more chance of that than one of us men swapping roles with God Almighty for a week (see Isaiah 42:8). Let's be realistic.

Pastor Ed

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Retarded Housewife here

How can one sit on one's own face?

I've witnessed a lot of face-sitting behavior amongst the gaywise, and it is a nasty business. It normally requires at least two people, though.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Housewife here

Who is your husband? Does he know what you are up to?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Housewife here

[ILurvJeeesus]

Hello guys, i've been with my husband for 3 years and he just doesn't let me out of the kitchen.

He uses these forums quite a bit so i was wondering if i was able to convince him to swap roles for a week so he can be cooking and cleaning whilst i sit on my face...

Thanks guys!