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  • Donovan A. Mordecai
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    You're close-minded.
    God, the quran speaks more sense than the bible...
    Jeez, even Mr. Men books are more real than the bible.
    The koran is a giant pile of nonsense.

    If you think it's so great, perhaps you should go live in an islamic country and see how well your gender switching will go over.

    Islam is evil, they brainwash their children to believe a bunch of myths, subjugate their women, force observance of muslim holy days, and every one has to wear a hat at all times.

    How much sense does that make?

    The True Christian™God is loving, the koran is a message of hate

    I will pray for you
    DAM

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  • ILurvJeeesus
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
    Let me guess. Any pictures presented to you would be hand waved away as a volcano or some kind of special effect.

    Nothing would convince you because of your a priori assumption that Hell is not real.

    Typical closed minded bigot.

    YIC
    You're close-minded.
    God, the quran speaks more sense than the bible...
    Jeez, even Mr. Men books are more real than the bible.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    Got any pictures then to prove it?
    Let me guess. Any pictures presented to you would be hand waved away as a volcano or some kind of special effect.

    Nothing would convince you because of your a priori assumption that Hell is not real.

    Typical closed minded bigot.

    YIC

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  • ILurvJeeesus
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Satan's greatest lie is to convince us that hell doesn't exist.

    Let me assure you, friend, it does.
    Got any pictures then to prove it?

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.
    Satan's greatest lie is to convince us that hell doesn't exist.

    Let me assure you, friend, it does.

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  • Irinka the repentant jewess
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.

    Whoever wrote the bible must have been on a really good trip.
    That is about the dumbest thing I have heard anyone say in a long time. You have not seen me either, but, guess what, I absolutely DO exist. On a serious note, you have never seen oxygen, hydrogen or nitrogen, but they exist (the air you breathe consists of these elements. Not seeing something is not a reason to believe it does not exist. You have never seen a thought, yet you don't doubt the existence of thoughts. Or do you?

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist...
    Are you a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal? If not, your logic is incorrect.

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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.

    Whoever wrote the bible must have been on a really good trip.
    You haven't seen air, yet you'd be dead if it didn't exist.

    The same is true of God.

    When He casts you into Hell, you will wish you were dead.

    But you won't be.

    You'll be alive, and in unspeakable agony, FOREVER.

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  • ILurvJeeesus
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Of course you can do what ever you want. That is a gift Jesus gave everyone. It is called 'Free Will'. However, why you want to go to Hell makes no sense, all so you can be a whore.
    I won't go to hell, i haven't seen it, therefore it doesn't exist.

    Whoever wrote the bible must have been on a really good trip.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    Jesus and God aren't my parents. I can do what i want...
    Of course you can do what ever you want. That is a gift Jesus gave everyone. It is called 'Free Will'. However, why you want to go to Hell makes no sense, all so you can be a whore.

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  • Attila's Wife
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    Jesus and God aren't my parents. I can do what i want...
    Translation: I am a spotty 12-year-old youth pretending to be a married woman.

    Psalm 31:18 Let the lying lips be put to silence; which speak grievous things proudly and contemptuously against the righteous.

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  • Russell Holbeck
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    Jesus and God aren't my parents. I can do what i want...
    Hello ILurvJeeesus.

    I do not think you have read the Bible or maybe you forgot this part I forget a lot of things there was an accident and brain surgery and a Grand Jury it is a long story look at Matthew 23:9 it says:

    And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.

    If you forget where things are in the Bible you can use Post-It notes they are small pieces of paper with glue on them but they do not damage your Bible they have many different colors I can send you some if you do not have any money.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

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  • Pastor Ed Lowman
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    Jesus and God aren't my parents. I can do what i want...
    Congratulations. You have officially pissed in Jesus' face...

    I Cor. 6:18-20
    18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
    19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
    20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.


    Enjoy Hell.

    Pastor Ed

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  • ILurvJeeesus
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by Russell Holbeck View Post
    Hello ILurvJeeesus.

    You know that would be wrong and Jesus tells us that if you know something is wrong and you do it anyway it is a sin. Since the thing you are doing is already a sin then that is like two sins which sounds like a bargain but it is not look at James 4:17 it says:

    Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.

    Just in case you do not know adultery is a sin I am telling you that adultery is a sin so now you do not have an excuse.

    Thank you.

    Rusty
    Jesus and God aren't my parents. I can do what i want...

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  • Russell Holbeck
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    Re: Retarded Housewife here

    Originally posted by ILurvJeeesus View Post
    LOL. I want freedom...
    I can do what i want. Screw you, i could cheat, that's right! I might cheat on my husband!
    DEAL WITH IT!
    He isn't my master, he's just an ordinary person...
    Hello ILurvJeeesus.

    You know that would be wrong and Jesus tells us that if you know something is wrong and you do it anyway it is a sin. Since the thing you are doing is already a sin then that is like two sins which sounds like a bargain but it is not look at James 4:17 it says:

    Therefore to him that knoweth to do good, and doeth it not, to him it is sin.

    Just in case you do not know adultery is a sin I am telling you that adultery is a sin so now you do not have an excuse.

    Thank you.

    Rusty

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