Hello

[Joshua The Repentant]

Hello, my name is Joshua. I have recently welcome the Lord into my life.

Now that God has become a significant part of my life, I feel reborn. My life seems as if it has begun over again, and I see the light I once did not.

I am pleased to meet all of you, and to pray to thy God together.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello

Hello, my name is Joshua. I have recently welcome the Lord into my life.

Now that God has become a significant part of my life, I feel reborn. My life seems as if it has begun over again, and I see the light I once did not.

I am pleased to meet all of you, and to pray to thy God together.

The only thing I've learned about you is that you love personal pronouns.

Look in the box right above your post: that is what should be in your introduction.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

What country are you from, son? How many little foreigners has your wife popped out?

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[Joshua The Repentant]

Re: Hello

The only thing I've learned about you is that you love personal pronouns.

Look in the box right above your post: that is what should be in your introduction.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

What country are you from, son? How many little foreigners has your wife popped out?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Thanks for outlining the lines I can and can't cross. There should be no problem, as God guides me in the correct path, always

I am 22 years old, currently unmarried. I am from America, as I should be. I would never dream of having a foreign baby. The less foreigners, the more Ameircans, the better, so my future wife will be popping out no foreign babies.

YIC,

Joshua

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Thanks for outlining the lines I can and can't cross. There should be no problem, as God guides me in the correct path, always

I am 22 years old, currently unmarried. I am from America, as I should be. I would never dream of having a foreign baby. The less foreigners, the more Ameircans, the better, so my future wife will be popping out no foreign babies.

YIC,

Joshua

America is two continents, Americans are from the USA, everyone else on is either mexican or canadian (there isn't much difference, one group doesn't speak french, but they're all a bunch of mary worshipers). Your wife could still pop out a little wetback in America, unless you both are American.

Please get it straight, your little rant there is confusing

You're pretty old to not be married, your father couldn't afford a wife for you or something?

God Bless
DAM

[Joshua The Repentant]

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America is two continents, Americans are from the USA, everyone else on is either mexican or canadian (there isn't much difference, one group doesn't speak french, but they're all a bunch of mary worshipers). Your wife could still pop out a little wetback in America, unless she herself is American.

Please get it straight, your little rant there is confusing

You're pretty old to not be married, your father couldn't afford a wife for you or something?

God Bless
DAM

When I speak of America, I mean the United States of America. My future wife will be nothing other than an American.

I apologize, I don't mean to sound as if I am ranting, rather that I believe America is the greatest country in the world.

I plan to get married very soon, hopefully. I am ashamed that I have not found my wife yet, but it will happen.

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello

Thanks for outlining the lines I can and can't cross. There should be no problem, as God guides me in the correct path, always

I am 22 years old, currently unmarried. I am from America, as I should be. I would never dream of having a foreign baby. The less foreigners, the more Ameircans, the better, so my future wife will be popping out no foreign babies.

YIC,

Joshua

That's all very nice, son, but totally irrelevant, except the part about your wife birthing little soldiers for Christ. What we are really interested in is hearing about your own personal Walk With Jesus. Tell us how you let Him enter you and penetrate you to the very core of your being.

[Joshua The Repentant]

Re: Hello

That's all very nice, son, but totally irrelevant, except the part about your wife birthing little soldiers for Christ. What we are really interested in is hearing about your own personal Walk With Jesus. Tell us how you let Him enter you and penetrate you to the very core of your being.

Of course. I had not discovered Jesus until a couple of years ago. Both of my parents were Jews, and tried their hardest to impose their Satanic beliefs on me, but I never fell for any of that pish-posh. The last 2 years have been the most refreshing years of my life, never will I go back to anything that doesn't revolve around our Lord.

Until I was 19 years old, I hadn't even attended Church more than once a year, and even then it was with friends. I always loved Church, but never had it in me to repent and join the Christian religion, as I now know is the only option God has chosen for me. That has completely changed, and I am proud to say that I am a Christian.

For those wondering, my favorite bible verse is:

John 16:33: “I have told you these things, so that in me you may have peace. In this world you will have trouble. But take heart! I have overcome the world.”

YIC,

Joshua

[Donovan A. Mordecai]

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Of course. I had not discovered Jesus until a couple of years ago. Both of my parents were Jews, and tried their hardest to impose their Satanic beliefs on me, but I never fell for any of that pish-posh. The last 2 years have been the most refreshing years of my life, never will I go back to anything that doesn't revolve around our Lord.

Until I was 19 years old, I hadn't even attended Church more than once a year, and even then it was with friends. I always loved Church, but never had it in me to repent and join the Christian religion, as I now know is the only option God has chosen for me. That has completely changed, and I am proud to say that I am a Christian.

For those wondering, my favorite bible verse is:



YIC,

Joshua

I welcome you, but I'll have you know, I'm still mad at you and your family for killing Jesus

That's a big hill to cross, yid kid

God Bless
DAM

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello

Tell us what John 16:33 really means to you and how it affects your daily life.

As an aside. Does your wife make good pies?

[Joshua The Repentant]

Re: Hello

I welcome you, but I'll have you know, I'm still mad at you and your family for killing Jesus

That's a big hill to cross, yid kid

God Bless
DAM

I completely understand. I take personal embarrassment to being descendant of the Jewish religion. I will have you know that although it is in my past, my future involves nothing other than the Lord Jesus Christ.

Tell us what John 16:33 really means to you and how it affects your daily life.

As an aside. Does your wife make good pies?

To me, John 16:33 is a testament to how anybody can be Saved, no matter where they start. If you believe and let Jesus into your heart, you will never be alone. It rings true especially in my life, because I was born as a filthy Jew, and was able to welcome Jesus into my life willingly.

I am currently unmarried, but once I am married, she will certainly make good pies. If she didn't, what good would she be? Women have to be good at something, don't they?

YIC,

Joshua

[Thomas Taylor]

Re: Hello

I completely understand. I take personal embarrassment to being descendant of the Jewish religion. I will have you know that although it is in my past, my future involves nothing other than the Lord Jesus Christ.



To me, John 16:33 is a testament to how anybody can be Saved, no matter where they start. If you believe and let Jesus into your heart, you will never be alone. It rings true especially in my life, because I was born as a filthy Jew, and was able to welcome Jesus into my life willingly.

I am currently unmarried, but once I am married, she will certainly make good pies. If she didn't, what good would she be? Women have to be good at something, don't they?

YIC,

Joshua

Well Josh, you have given a reasonably good account of yourself. Despite the fact that you were spewed into this world by a Christ killing jooish slattern I will bid you, for now, a cautious welcome to the forum.

[Joshua The Repentant]

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Well Josh, you have given a reasonably good account of yourself. Despite the fact that you were spewed into this world by a Christ killing jooish slattern I will bid you, for now, a cautious welcome to the forum.

Thank you kindly. I sure hope that my past involving filthy Satanic beliefs won't hinder my time here.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

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Thank you kindly. I sure hope that my past involving filthy Satanic beliefs won't hinder my time here.

Welcome, Joshua. I share in extending my own cautious welcome alongside Brother Taylor's. You seem to have humbly answered all the questions put to you without a whine or whimper (which is more than can be said of so very many who register on this board).

And don't let your jooi$h heritage get you down altogether. Assuming your background check with the Department of Faith comes back clean and you stay formidably loyal to Jesus' precious bleeding side, maybe the Lord will allow me to take you with me to buy my next car. We shall see.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor Ed

[Joshua The Repentant]

Re: Hello

Welcome, Joshua. I share in extending my own cautious welcome alongside Brother Taylor's. You seem to have humbly answered all the questions put to you without a whine or whimper (which is more than can be said of so very many who register on this board).

And don't let your jooi$h heritage get you down altogether. Assuming your background check with the Department of Faith comes back clean and you stay formidably loyal to Jesus' precious bleeding side, maybe the Lord will allow me to take you with me to buy my next car. We shall see.

Yours in Christ,

Pastor Ed

It really is sad how many attempt to make a mockery of the Lord Jesus. I firmly believe that if they simply let Jesus into their heart and sat in the passenger seat for only a little while, they, too, would see how Faith can make one a better person. Not to mention that they won't be saved unless they allow Jesus into their life.

Thank you for your welcome.

YIC,

Joshua