[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

Re: Hello people

Son, instead of reading silly urban legends (and falling for them) try reading a Bible (KJV 1611). You might learn something more believeable than the silly stories you are making up.

Proverbs 12:23

A prudent man concealeth knowledge: but the heart of fooles proclaimeth foolishnesse

Court documents are hardly urban legends.

And I've read the KJV Bible. Several times.

[Pastor Ed Lowman]

Re: Hello people

Court documents are hardly urban legends.

And I've read the KJV Bible. Several times.

I know you're lying because when you read the Bible, the Bible reads you. It's mighty rare for an atheist to be able to walk away from a good and honest reading of Scripture. And when that happens, it's a heart problem, not a God problem...

And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts. (Mark 4:15)

Don't be a way-side seed! Read the Bible one more time, and this time, hold onto what you read by saying a little prayer inside. The devil will flee.

Pastor Ed

[ChurchMadeMeAthiest]

Re: Hello people

I know you're lying because when you read the Bible, the Bible reads you. It's mighty rare for an atheist to be able to walk away from a good and honest reading of Scripture. And when that happens, it's a heart problem, not a God problem...

And these are they by the way side, where the word is sown; but when they have heard, Satan cometh immediately, and taketh away the word that was sown in their hearts. (Mark 4:15)

Don't be a way-side seed! Read the Bible one more time, and this time, hold onto what you read by saying a little prayer inside. The devil will flee.

Pastor Ed

Nope, sorry.

I did 4 years seminary study. I wouldn't denounce something without at least giving it a chance.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hello people

Nope, sorry.

I did 4 years seminary study. I wouldn't denounce something without at least giving it a chance.

Where? Which denomination?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello people

Nope, sorry.

I did 4 years seminary study. I wouldn't denounce something without at least giving it a chance.

So why did you drop out? Either the course was too challenging or your values are not aligned with Jesus.

Which is it?

YIC

[BethWilson]

Re: Hello people

True, that the movies would be laughable or put you to sleep, but they are actually quite disturbing. Especially the baby scene in A Serbian Film. *shudders* And the movie you guys are talking about is Cannibal Holocaust, not Cannibal Corpse. Cannibal Corpse is a band.

[Scott Cole]

Re: Hello people

True, that the movies would be laughable or put you to sleep, but they are actually quite disturbing. Especially the baby scene in A Serbian Film. *shudders* And the movie you guys are talking about is Cannibal Holocaust, not Cannibal Corpse. Cannibal Corpse is a band.

Im failing to understand what this has to do with Jesus? why are you even here? nothing you have said has been remotely 'witty' or 'funny'. Go 'troll' else where kid

[BethWilson]

Re: Hello people

Hey, they were talking about the movie so yeah.

[Basilissa]

Re: Hello people

Hey, they were talking about the movie so yeah.

Less yapping, more reading the Bible, please!