[TheAzazel]

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Why? They're True Christians™. The Bible's done all their thinking for them.

...exactly what I mean...
If you'd read correctly, you'd notice I meant those who miss the meaning. You can think all you want, but you wont get further without knowing what it's all about

[Alphonse Alban]

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...exactly what I mean...
If you'd read correctly

Reading Bible as it is, is the only way to read it. Bible is the perfect word of God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't like demons, and I'm pretty sure that's what we've got here.

[Jack Rankan]

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I don't like demons, and I'm pretty sure that's what we've got here.

This is clearly a demon. How could not a demon know what Lucifer is thinking or be so arrogant to use a demonic name in the Godly forum?

[Faith_Machine]

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Is this guy a confirmed demon? I've been praying for him nonstop, but that was based on the assumption that he was human. If he's a demon, I'd just as soon pray for somebody else.

[Brother Larry]

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Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.

I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.

I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.

Dag, Leon

I took great care to read every word you posted because I would surely feel terrible if I missed any of your scintillating posts. Every word filled me with awe.

I have a nephew living in Amsterdam in a building owned by a homosexual. He shares the place with his unsaved harlot. That is probably enough information to find him.

I see that you have an argument with any religion being called "the true religion." It's just so bulky to use the term "the unfalse religion," and it would be as grammatically incorrect as some of your own sentences, but hey, we're not here to pick on each other.

It would be great if you and I could get to be friends.

Unfortunately, I don't hang out with demons, but it is my understanding that one of the senior pastors can provide you with a low-cost exorcism (it's important to understand that the more expensive exorcism guarantees legions of devils will leave you and go into the nearest group of pigs). You aren't, of course, required to use pigs. I believe Pastor Ezekiel once commanded a horde of satan's minions to inhabit a couple of smelly Frenchmen. You couldn't tell the difference with Frenchmen. Even their fag boyfriends couldn't see it.

So, think about it, man. God wants to love you.

Brother Larry

[TheAzazel]

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Dag, Leon

I took great care to read every word you posted because I would surely feel terrible if I missed any of your scintillating posts. Every word filled me with awe.

I have a nephew living in Amsterdam in a building owned by a homosexual. He shares the place with his unsaved harlot. That is probably enough information to find him.

I see that you have an argument with any religion being called "the true religion." It's just so bulky to use the term "the unfalse religion," and it would be as grammatically incorrect as some of your own sentences, but hey, we're not here to pick on each other.

It would be great if you and I could get to be friends.

Unfortunately, I don't hang out with demons, but it is my understanding that one of the senior pastors can provide you with a low-cost exorcism (it's important to understand that the more expensive exorcism guarantees legions of devils will leave you and go into the nearest group of pigs). You aren't, of course, required to use pigs. I believe Pastor Ezekiel once commanded a horde of satan's minions to inhabit a couple of smelly Frenchmen. You couldn't tell the difference with Frenchmen. Even their fag boyfriends couldn't see it.

So, think about it, man. God wants to love you.

Brother Larry

Hello Larry

Thank you for reading with care. That's very kind of you.

So far in my relative short life I've been in Amsterdam twice. I am positive I'd go there more often in the future, but am not a fan of the city. The so called "Red Light District" the least for certain. Also all the coffeeshops are a bother to me (I've got a chronic disease affecting my lungs) so I am happy to say I live on the other side of the country. I have no contacts in Amsterdam so even with that description, I'm afraid I can't pinpoint where he'd reside. Holland is one of biggest countries that fully supports gay marriage and all (of course you've all heard the fights we're in with russia now).

The thing you pointed out is but one of the reasons why I've always had a hard time with the "one true religion". But as you said, we're not here to pick on each other. I'm still in my learning youth so who knows what the future brings

For exorcisms I can get to my own contacts closer to where I live. My mother is very interested in spiritual handling like incense, meditation and such to relax the mind. This might be where my interests come from. Either way, we always cleanse a house when we move (trice so far) to ease the spirits. My mother learned this from others who are able to use higher levels of this form of exorcism. I believe they use a mixture of scents and chants, though I've never witnessed it.

Either way, thank you for the warm welcome



As for the others... the whole "he's a demon" thing does get boring. Didn't jezus lecture his followers about judging others? Like I said before, if any of you knows a way to proof I am not a "demon", I'm willing to hear it. Until that point all you could do is trust on my word.
And the fact that I speak so bluntly about Lucifer and such is because that is the lifestyle in Holland (we prefer being blunt over faking, lies and deception) and because I have no fear for those matters. I like to think that with a little understanding and kindness, even Lucifer can be talked normally. He was one of the three original archangels after all

[Alphonse Alban]

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Didn't jezus lecture his followers about judging others?

Why yes, He did indeed.
He made it many times clear that we must judge people just like He does.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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I like to think that with a little understanding and kindness, even Lucifer can be talked normally. He was one of the three original archangels after all

We stick to the facts here, dear, not fantasy or mythology.