[Mary Etheldreda]

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I like to think that with a little understanding and kindness, even Lucifer can be talked normally. He was one of the three original archangels after all

We stick to the facts here, dear, not fantasy or mythology.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Didn't jezus lecture his followers about judging others?

Why yes, He did indeed.
He made it many times clear that we must judge people just like He does.

2 Timothy 4:1-2 I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom;
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all longsuffering and doctrine.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13 For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

Psalm 37:30 The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment.

Proverbs 31:9 Open thy mouth, judge righteously, and plead the cause of the poor and needy.

John 7:24 Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

[TheAzazel]

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Dag, Leon

I took great care to read every word you posted because I would surely feel terrible if I missed any of your scintillating posts. Every word filled me with awe.

I have a nephew living in Amsterdam in a building owned by a homosexual. He shares the place with his unsaved harlot. That is probably enough information to find him.

I see that you have an argument with any religion being called "the true religion." It's just so bulky to use the term "the unfalse religion," and it would be as grammatically incorrect as some of your own sentences, but hey, we're not here to pick on each other.

It would be great if you and I could get to be friends.

Unfortunately, I don't hang out with demons, but it is my understanding that one of the senior pastors can provide you with a low-cost exorcism (it's important to understand that the more expensive exorcism guarantees legions of devils will leave you and go into the nearest group of pigs). You aren't, of course, required to use pigs. I believe Pastor Ezekiel once commanded a horde of satan's minions to inhabit a couple of smelly Frenchmen. You couldn't tell the difference with Frenchmen. Even their fag boyfriends couldn't see it.

So, think about it, man. God wants to love you.

Brother Larry

Hello Larry

Thank you for reading with care. That's very kind of you.

So far in my relative short life I've been in Amsterdam twice. I am positive I'd go there more often in the future, but am not a fan of the city. The so called "Red Light District" the least for certain. Also all the coffeeshops are a bother to me (I've got a chronic disease affecting my lungs) so I am happy to say I live on the other side of the country. I have no contacts in Amsterdam so even with that description, I'm afraid I can't pinpoint where he'd reside. Holland is one of biggest countries that fully supports gay marriage and all (of course you've all heard the fights we're in with russia now).

The thing you pointed out is but one of the reasons why I've always had a hard time with the "one true religion". But as you said, we're not here to pick on each other. I'm still in my learning youth so who knows what the future brings

For exorcisms I can get to my own contacts closer to where I live. My mother is very interested in spiritual handling like incense, meditation and such to relax the mind. This might be where my interests come from. Either way, we always cleanse a house when we move (trice so far) to ease the spirits. My mother learned this from others who are able to use higher levels of this form of exorcism. I believe they use a mixture of scents and chants, though I've never witnessed it.

Either way, thank you for the warm welcome



As for the others... the whole "he's a demon" thing does get boring. Didn't jezus lecture his followers about judging others? Like I said before, if any of you knows a way to proof I am not a "demon", I'm willing to hear it. Until that point all you could do is trust on my word.
And the fact that I speak so bluntly about Lucifer and such is because that is the lifestyle in Holland (we prefer being blunt over faking, lies and deception) and because I have no fear for those matters. I like to think that with a little understanding and kindness, even Lucifer can be talked normally. He was one of the three original archangels after all

[Brother Larry]

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Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.

I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.

I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.

Dag, Leon

I took great care to read every word you posted because I would surely feel terrible if I missed any of your scintillating posts. Every word filled me with awe.

I have a nephew living in Amsterdam in a building owned by a homosexual. He shares the place with his unsaved harlot. That is probably enough information to find him.

I see that you have an argument with any religion being called "the true religion." It's just so bulky to use the term "the unfalse religion," and it would be as grammatically incorrect as some of your own sentences, but hey, we're not here to pick on each other.

It would be great if you and I could get to be friends.

Unfortunately, I don't hang out with demons, but it is my understanding that one of the senior pastors can provide you with a low-cost exorcism (it's important to understand that the more expensive exorcism guarantees legions of devils will leave you and go into the nearest group of pigs). You aren't, of course, required to use pigs. I believe Pastor Ezekiel once commanded a horde of satan's minions to inhabit a couple of smelly Frenchmen. You couldn't tell the difference with Frenchmen. Even their fag boyfriends couldn't see it.

So, think about it, man. God wants to love you.

Brother Larry

[Faith_Machine]

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Is this guy a confirmed demon? I've been praying for him nonstop, but that was based on the assumption that he was human. If he's a demon, I'd just as soon pray for somebody else.

[Jack Rankan]

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I don't like demons, and I'm pretty sure that's what we've got here.

This is clearly a demon. How could not a demon know what Lucifer is thinking or be so arrogant to use a demonic name in the Godly forum?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I don't like demons, and I'm pretty sure that's what we've got here.

[Alphonse Alban]

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...exactly what I mean...
If you'd read correctly

Reading Bible as it is, is the only way to read it. Bible is the perfect word of God.

[TheAzazel]

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Why? They're True Christians™. The Bible's done all their thinking for them.

...exactly what I mean...
If you'd read correctly, you'd notice I meant those who miss the meaning. You can think all you want, but you wont get further without knowing what it's all about

[Didymus Much]

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...please think and read twice before making any comments...

Why? They're True Christians(tm). The Bible's done all their thinking for them.

[TheAzazel]

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I neither say Lucifer does or does not exist. A name is a name, after all. Whether or not it exists or not is something we as humanity can neither proof or disproof. The reason I say that Lucifer has no hand in the activities I mentioned is because these are merely suspicions of ourselves. If anyone is to blame, it is ourselves. And besides, so far any book states, Lucifer does not keep busy with small things. I doubt Lucifer, if existing, would have any care for such human things.

And Nobar, I'd like to note that I'm male... Leon isn't a female name so far I've noticed anyway... either way, I can assure I'm not Lucifer. So far I know there is no way to proof this on a forum aside from blind faith, but if anyone has a suggestion, it's welcome.

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Mr Lowman, wordings like "true" religion are what always have kept me from any religion, as they all claim to be the "true" one. On simple observation, you are immediately trying to intimidate me with mere threats and simple insults. For you I have no words aside the simple advise to watch your wordings. Insults strike harder then lightning.

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Dudemon... You're obviously more experienced on the internet. Though do you mean grammar nazi's or hitler nazis? From a quick scroll through the forums I've seen enough either way. Thanks for your welcomes

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James, I haven't heard anyone call me Leo before. It's the same meaning nonetheless. On your question I can merely answer that I'll see how it'll be when it'll happen. I can say for sure that I don't mind it all either way. Whether he wishes to walk up front or behind, or on the side... I'm very sure it'll be interesting. I'd be more interested in a simple talk though. Metaphorically speaking of course...

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Ezekiel, obviously you have misinterpreted what I meant... When I was young, around the age of 2, my mother used to tell my sister and me stories from a childrens version of the bible before our bedtime. I did not fall asleep during the stories but afterwards.
This is one of the things I meant... Instead of instantly flaming and throwing stones, you could have read the sentence again to come to the conclusion that "with the stories" does not mean "during the stories".

Either way, the dutch was quite good. Several minor grammar mistakes but that'll do.


Anyway, thank you all for the welcomes, one warmer then the other. Though if I may address this again, please think and read twice before making any comments... The first thoughts might not always be the correct one if you have skipped several words.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories.

Have you any idea how bad it is to fall asleep when God is speaking to you?

It is clear that God has damned your soul forever. You are one of those that he will use to stoke the fires of Hell.

Ro:9:21: Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour?
Ro:9:22: What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction:

Or as you would say:

21 Een pottenbakker mag met een stuk klei doen wat hij wil. Hij maakt er een mooie, dure vaas van of een gewone pot. [Edit, EB: gewone is wrong! it should be "schande"]

22 Wel, als God uiting wil geven aan Zijn toorn en als Hij wil laten zien hoe groot Zijn kracht is, wat dan nog? Heeft Hij niet lang genoeg geduld gehad met de mensen, die straf verdienden en rijp waren voor de ondergang?


(But with so many mistakes, you might as well have been reading Tin-Tin... )

[Alvin Moss]

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I'd been concerned we might be dealing with one of Lucifer's minions, but hadn't considered the possibility it might be Lucifer himself!

At the very least, I believe this man is a witch. He's got some kind of spell in Latin that he's trying to cast.

[Alphonse Alban]

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Kinda proves he's not Satan I mean demons would know so if you don't he's clearly not

So because if I don't know I cannot be a demon. Obvious, but still quite strange reasoning. Anyway, I guess you should know since you named yourself as demon as well.

[James Hutchins]

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Okay so like any other forum, a little introduction is in place.

I'm Leon, 19 years of age, living in Holland.
As a kid I was raised by the bible and went to sleep with the stories. However I never had been one to follow a religion. You may call it rebellion or curiosity, either way it's fine by me.
In addition to this, I have read the other books and am more on the side of science. Especially with simple rational thinking and simple observation.

I've noticed that on many subjects people are unclear and hereby stated as the work of satan. I can assure you, Lucifer has no hand in these matters. These are no more but ideas of our own minds. Simple signs can easily be missed and I have always been keen to these things.

Welcome Leo.
What I'd like to know is all about your long walks on the beach with Jesus. Side by side (three footsteps side by side in the sand)or do you make Him follow you (typical of your smug attitude) or do you go running after Him, with Jesus always a step ahead, He turning and saying to you (without being of breath, ever) "Come on... come on you can do it!"