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  • #106
    Re: Hi, how are you

    Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
    I am not a virgin, and I have a boyfriend but that does not make me a whore.
    You have to marry him! I... Take it he's the one you lay with first? Also you should pray about it. Seriously, marry him or we'll have to stone you.
    Deuteronomy 20:20-21
    20 But if this thing be true, and the tokens of virginity be not found for the damsel: 21 Then they shall bring out the damsel to the door of her father's house, and the men of her city shall stone her with stones that she die: because she
    hath wrought folly in Israel, to play the whore in her father's house: so
    shalt thou put evil away from among you.
    Last edited by Miss Tanith; 12-12-2013, 04:13 AM. Reason: Scripture
    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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    • #107
      Re: Hi, how are you

      Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
      Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. The only reason anyone should be lying with anyone else is to have baby boys for Jesus. Golly gosh, Tania! You've a lot to learn if you're going to be a Christian! How many illigitimate, hell-bound children do you have?
      None, I don't plan on getting pregnant any time soon. Were you asleep during sex ed at school?

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      • #108
        Re: Hi, how are you

        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
        None, I don't plan on getting pregnant any time soon. Were you asleep during sex ed at school?
        I was home-schooled. What's a sex-ed?
        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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        • #109
          Re: Hi, how are you

          Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
          I am not a virgin, and I have a boyfriend but that does not make me a whore.
          Lady, you're as big a whore as that Ru Paul queen. We have a saying in this country, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" You, my dear, are not only giving the milk for free, you're encouraging others to do so in order to establish your Orgy Slutastic New Whorish World Order regime in which Satan rules over all and people like you have sex in the streets with whoever comes up next. No wonder you look like you were run over by a truck, you probably took that photo after giving "sloppy seconds" forty-two times in a row.

          Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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          • #110
            Re: Hi, how are you

            Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
            You have to marry him! I... Take it he's the one you lay with first? Also you should pray about it. Seriously, marry him or we'll have to stone you.
            He is not the marrying type. When I get ready to settle down I would like someone a bit more stable with a good income. Good luck trying to stone me through your computer screen...

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            • #111
              Re: Hi, how are you

              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
              Sure, but having a test drive before you get married is not the same as murdering someone. I hope you can understand that.

              I am just trying to give you advice that could save you from an unsatisfying marriage. I really hope you don't end up in one.
              You poor lost soul.

              In the eyes of The Lord, the serial killer and the fornicator are the same...an abomination that MUST be discarded into eternal torment.

              So, you may as well have told Miss Tanith to go on a killing spree. Sure the secular courts might see it differently and hand out different punishments, but this is really inconsequential compared to the punishment of God.

              When you offend God, since God is infinite, the punishment must therefore be infinite, regardless of the sin in much the same way an unbounded numerator divided by any finite number is unbounded itself. The ways of God are logical and consistent.
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              I Kings 7:23

              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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              • #112
                Re: Hi, how are you

                Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
                Lady, you're as big a whore as that Ru Paul queen. We have a saying in this country, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" You, my dear, are not only giving the milk for free, you're encouraging others to do so in order to establish your Orgy Slutastic New Whorish World Order regime in which Satan rules over all and people like you have sex in the streets with whoever comes up next. No wonder you look like you were run over by a truck, you probably took that photo after giving "sloppy seconds" forty-two times in a row.

                Do excuse my naivety, Miss Etheldreda, but could you tell me what 'sloppy seconds' are?
                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                • #113
                  Re: Hi, how are you

                  Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                  He is not the marrying type. When I get ready to settle down I would like someone a bit more stable with a good income. Good luck trying to stone me through your computer screen...
                  I'm pretty sure we have TrueChristians in Australia- isn't MitzaLizalor there? And there's this thing now, it travels in the sky. You might have seen it- they're called airplanes.
                  Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                  17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                  • #114
                    Re: Hi, how are you

                    Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                    I was home-schooled. What's a sex-ed?
                    It teaches you things like how to enjoy sex without getting pregnant.

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                    • #115
                      Re: Hi, how are you

                      Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                      It teaches you things like how to enjoy sex without getting pregnant.
                      This is not a porno website. Kindly keep the s-e-x talk in the toilet where it belongs.

                      By the way, Christians would never agree with you. God has reserved the sex act for creating sons, future soldiers for Christ. Outside of babymaking, there is no reason to be doing the nasty. Unless you are a queer who likes sheep...
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • #116
                        Re: Hi, how are you

                        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                        It teaches you things like how to enjoy sex without getting pregnant.
                        Why would you want to enjoy sex? Sex is for making babies for Jesus! Look, Tania, I'm trying to be nice to you because you're new here and you sound like you don't really understand much at all, but you're mocking me by making these ridiculous lies up. I feel like you are bullying me personally. Could you stop, please?
                        Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                        17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                        • #117
                          Re: Hi, how are you

                          Originally posted by Miss Tanith View Post
                          Why would you want to enjoy sex? Sex is for making babies for Jesus! Look, Tania, I'm trying to be nice to you because you're new here and you sound like you don't really understand much at all, but you're mocking me by making these ridiculous lies up. I feel like you are bullying me personally. Could you stop, please?
                          Sorry if you feel like this is bullying. I am just worried that you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent. I would not marry someone like that. I just have your best interests at heart. Feel free to disregard my advice with no hard feelings. I just want you to be happy, honey.

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                          • #118
                            Re: Hi, how are you

                            Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                            Sorry if you feel like this is bullying. I am just worried that you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent. I would not marry someone like that. I just have your best interests at heart. Feel free to disregard my advice with no hard feelings. I just want you to be happy, honey.
                            I'll get what I'm given and I won't complain about it. And as for my happiness, if God wants me to be happy I will be. Let this be an end to your talking about relations.
                            Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                            17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                            • #119
                              Re: Hi, how are you

                              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                              Sorry if you feel like this is bullying. I am just worried that you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent. I would not marry someone like that. I just have your best interests at heart. Feel free to disregard my advice with no hard feelings. I just want you to be happy, honey.
                              God spoke of a harlot named Aholah:

                              Ezekiel 23:20 (1611 King James Bible)

                              For she doted vpon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.
                              Clearly, only a harlot is concerned with the size of a man's tallywhacker (his flesh) and the volume of his seminal discharge (his issue).

                              You are treating the act of procreation as if it is supposed to be pleasurable for a woman.
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                              I Kings 7:23

                              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                              • #120
                                Re: Hi, how are you

                                Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
                                You are treating the act of procreation as if it is supposed to be pleasurable for a woman.
                                Perish the thought, Dr. Snyde! No self-respecting, God-fearing True Christian(tm) woman would dare be duped into enjoying coitus! We know Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!
                                Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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