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  • #121
    Re: Hi, how are you

    I think you're a devil worshipper or a witch- you're trying to trick me into not being pure before marriage AND to actually ENJOY the act! You're certainly no Christian, or if you are you're a mentally retarded one.
    Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
    17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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    • #122
      Re: Hi, how are you

      Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
      Perish the thought, Dr. Snyde! No self-respecting, God-fearing True Christian™ woman would dare be duped into enjoying coitus! We know Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!
      When I and my wife are making little soldiers for Jesus, I make sure to do so as quickly as possible so that my wife never need bear such shame.
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      I Kings 7:23

      And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

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      • #123
        Re: Hi, how are you

        Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
        Perish the thought, Dr. Snyde! No self-respecting, God-fearing True Christian™ woman would dare be duped into enjoying coitus! We know Only SATAN Gives Women Orgasms!!!
        Thanks for your advice. Is there any particular position for coitus that is recommended to make is as unenjoyable as possible? I always feel pleasure when I do it. Am I doing it wrong?

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        • #124
          Re: Hi, how are you

          Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
          Thanks for your advice. Is there any particular position for coitus that is recommended to make is as unenjoyable as possible? I always feel pleasure when I do it. Am I doing it wrong?
          WHORE! FORNICATOR! DEGENERATE! GET THEE HENCE!
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #125
            Re: Hi, how are you

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            WHORE! FORNICATOR! DEGENERATE! GET THEE HENCE!
            The only advice I have seen is that it should be done quickly. Does that mean less than 5 minutes? I just wondered if there is any recommended position to make it more God fearing?

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            • #126
              Re: Hi, how are you

              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
              The only advice I have seen is that it should be done quickly. Does that mean less than 5 minutes? I just wondered if there is any recommended position to make it more God fearing?
              Well, I reccomend getting rid of that sarcastic tone, if that counts. I can hear it in England.
              Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
              17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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              • #127
                Re: Hi, how are you

                Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                The only advice I have seen is that it should be done quickly. Does that mean less than 5 minutes? I just wondered if there is any recommended position to make it more God fearing?
                5 minutes? That's taking the "sinful scenic route" and is about 4 minutes 50 seconds longer than necessary, if you know what you're doing like I do.
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                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • #128
                  Re: Hi, how are you

                  How did you come to have such strict biblical values, Tanith?

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                  • #129
                    Re: Hi, how are you

                    Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                    ...I would like someone a bit more stable with a good income...
                    Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                    ...you won't be happy in a marriage if your husband is too small or impotent...
                    So you want rich with a huge cock (drop-dead gorgeous is probably on "the list", too) who's supposed to wait until you tire of fucking around for kicks?

                    Oh, life is going to disappoint this princess, LARGE.

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                    • #130
                      Re: Hi, how are you

                      Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                      How did you come to have such strict biblical values, Tanith?
                      I read the bible. Was that a trick question?
                      Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                      17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                      • #131
                        Re: Hi, how are you

                        Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                        How did you come to have such strict biblical values, Tanith?
                        Hey! Harlot! This is not a lezbo/bulldag pickup joint. Go volunteer for the "Hillary Clinton for Presidentress" campaign, and leave Miss Tanith alone. She does not want to have you munching her rug.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • #132
                          Re: Hi, how are you

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Hey! Harlot! This is not a lezbo/bulldag pickup joint. Go volunteer for the "Hillary Clinton for Presidentress" campaign, and leave Miss Tanith alone. She does not want to have you munching her rug.
                          You're right there! If you're going to choose to be a vile dyke, Tania, then I can't help you! I hadn't even noticed that, thank you, Pastor Zeke.
                          Last edited by Miss Tanith; 12-12-2013, 05:44 AM. Reason: misleading phrasing.
                          Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                          17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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                          • #133
                            Re: Hi, how are you

                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Hey! Harlot! This is not a lezbo/bulldag pickup joint. Go volunteer for the "Hillary Clinton for Presidentress" campaign, and leave Miss Tanith alone. She does not want to have you munching her rug.
                            FYI, most girls these days don't have a "rug".

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                            • #134
                              Re: Hi, how are you

                              Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                              FYI, most girls these days don't have a "rug".
                              You're nasty.
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                              I Kings 7:23

                              And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                              New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                              Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                              Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                              Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                              • #135
                                Re: Hi, how are you

                                Originally posted by TaniaM View Post
                                FYI, most girls these days don't have a "rug".
                                You disgust me. Have you ever even picked up a bible?

                                I never knew women could be like this! Honestly, you try to help someone and they attempt to convert you to their demon worshipping rug-munching!

                                What is the world coming to?
                                Ruth 1:16; Ruth 1:17 : 16 And Ruth said, Intreat me not to leave thee, or to return from following after thee: for whither thou goest, I will go; and where thou lodgest, I will lodge: thy people shall be my people, and thy God my God:
                                17 Where thou diest, will I die, and there will I be buried: the Lord do so to me, and more also, if ought but death part thee and me.

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