I’m in my early 60’s coming on 21.
I retried in 2000, and since then have studiously worked on ‘going to seed’, a process that I am pleased to say is proving to be highly pleasurable and annoying to others.
Described variously as senile, puerile, a curmudgeon, argumentative, and a boring old f*rt I do my very best not to disappoint people by my actions or behaviour.
My lady wife and I live about 150 miles North East of London in the county of Norfolk, famous for a number of things other than the music of the Lute (it’s so far behind the times banjo’s haven’t made it hear yet but the cry of “Give me six” can be heard from time to time) though we both originate from ‘other parts’.
My user name contains a clue as to my origins (as well as my nature according to ‘er indoors!) and my wife’s resemblance to a matryoshka doll gives her genealogy away in an instant.
My religious beliefs are strong and firm and I am absolutely devout in my holding to them in every way and at every opportunity.
My wife is also strong and firm.
Very.
Which is why I will only be able to make any inputs onto here when she has gone out.
I’ve been reading this forum for some time but had
To satisfy myself that backsliders such as the Westboro Baptist folk were not party to this site before I joined since their liberal attitudes would be too much for me to be tolerant and loving towards.
I retried in 2000, and since then have studiously worked on ‘going to seed’, a process that I am pleased to say is proving to be highly pleasurable and annoying to others.
Described variously as senile, puerile, a curmudgeon, argumentative, and a boring old f*rt I do my very best not to disappoint people by my actions or behaviour.
My lady wife and I live about 150 miles North East of London in the county of Norfolk, famous for a number of things other than the music of the Lute (it’s so far behind the times banjo’s haven’t made it hear yet but the cry of “Give me six” can be heard from time to time) though we both originate from ‘other parts’.
My user name contains a clue as to my origins (as well as my nature according to ‘er indoors!) and my wife’s resemblance to a matryoshka doll gives her genealogy away in an instant.
My religious beliefs are strong and firm and I am absolutely devout in my holding to them in every way and at every opportunity.
My wife is also strong and firm.
Very.
Which is why I will only be able to make any inputs onto here when she has gone out.
I’ve been reading this forum for some time but had
To satisfy myself that backsliders such as the Westboro Baptist folk were not party to this site before I joined since their liberal attitudes would be too much for me to be tolerant and loving towards.


Well, gosh, Major Tom, how many days in your made-up purgatory will he get for each of your infraction points? Do tell us where we can get a good deal on indulgences.

Jesus just pulled me back from the mental vision this sentence invoked !

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