Hello Brothers and Sisters!

[OnMyKnees4Him]

I am glad to have found this place. I don't know computers much. Most people in my generation just use the internet as a porn and satan dispenser. Even the spell-checker on this thing is telling me that "satan" should be capitalized, but I think we all know one thing. satan doesn't deserve the respect of capitals. Thank the LORD ALMIGHTY there are still some good strong Christians on this internet fighting the atheist, jew, queer, muslim and and FAKE APOLOGETIC Christian agendas. All I need is Jesus, but it helps to feel like I am not all alone in this world. Today it seems you can't say anything in the Good Book without being prosocuted by the devil's media and his followers.

A bit about myself. I am a Deacon at a small, but loyal church in Tennessee with strong passion for Jesus and have been for a year now. I am the youngest deacon there, but my faith is unshakable and I am growing closer to the Lord everyday. I'm also a camp Councillor at a Christian summer camp in the summer months, and I also work at a coffee plant. The Lord has given me so much. I have an obedient wife who knows her place (hard to find nowadays), and three children. Aside from my duty as a deacon, I really want to do the counselor thing full-time, but it isn't easy to make enough money year round.

My ultimate dream is to open up a place open year round where we take in young kids in the summer and give them some Godly lessons and lots of fun without the outside influences of queers and so-called 'scientists'. In the winter months I would like to de-queer of God's lost children and get this country back on the right track! I have prayed on it long hours and I know this is what the Prince of Peace wants, just have to save up some money first which isn't easy with the muslim communist in power of God's land. More to come later. For now, thank you all for reading and sharing God's love!

[Pim Pendergast]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome! That was a good introduction. What's your favorite Bible verse? Share with us your testimony. Tell us how you found Jesus.

[OnMyKnees4Him]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Thanks, Brother Pim!

Although I find every word in God's Holy Book to be absolutely needed, I must admit, I do indeed have several favorites because they speak to direct experiences in my life. I do look forward to getting to know each verse better as my relationship with Jesus grows each and every day until I am at his feet praising him forever.

Proverbs 31:6-7 King James Version (KJV)


Give strong drink unto him that is ready to perish, and wine unto those that be of heavy hearts.
Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.


This one reminds me so much of not only my heavenly father, but my earthly one is now shining bright on the streets of gold. It gave me peace that my earthly father was at ease when he ascended into heaven.

2 Peter 2:22 King James Version (KJV)


But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.

A reminder for all the fools that reject HIS word and what they do to themselves. Anyone who rejects even a solitary word of God is akin to a dog eating his own vomit. Remind me, why would I want to do that again? It also reminds me that JESUS is man's best friend. Not a beast, as the likes of PETA would want you to think with their mindless drivel.


As for my testimony: I have been fortunate enough to have always had the Lord in my heart. I was even singing praises with my earthly father at the age of three, and although I have faltered, he forgave my sins. When I was a teenager, I strayed from the path. I gave in to temptation and once spilled my seed, but God saw me, and spoke to me and I was ashamed of what I did. I rededicated my life to him, and though I sometimes struggle with temptation, having an obedient wife to follow word which the Lord provided for me alleviates my temptations. GET OUT OF MY WAY satan, THE LORD LIFTS UP HIS FOLLOWERS AND HE WILL BE VICTORIOUS!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

...the spell-checker on this thing is telling me that "satan" should be capitalized...

That's because it's a proper noun, and in English (sorry) 'Murkin proper nouns are capitalized. Whoever told you capitalization is a "respect" thing was mistaken.

For the same reason, do not capitalize "atheist" (unless it's the first word of a sentence, or part of a group name [like American Atheists]).

...It gave me peace that my earthly father was at ease when he ascended into heaven...

Bible doesn't say that, sorry. Your dad is lying in his grave, moldering, unknowing, waiting for the Resurrection. Not in Heaven.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

Welcome to God's favorite forum. Which Church are you Deacon at? Tell me about your Pastor, I may know him.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

For the same reason, do not capitalize "atheist" (unless it's the first word of a sentence, or part of a group name [like American Atheists]).

Not capitalizing "atheist" is one of the many lies Atheists use to mislead honest Christians. Atheism is the religion of Satan where, instead of honestly admitting to be evil, people pretend to not believe in God. They even refuse to properly capitalize Atheism pretending it is not even a religion. This is of course utterly ridiculous, but by repeating the same lie over and over again at some point people are going to believe utter nonsense. Atheism is worse than cancer, child rape and voting for Obama combined!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

...Atheism is worse than cancer, child rape and voting for Obama combined!

That gives me a thread idea.

How do you rank the things that offend God? We could set up an elimination-style challenge where two things get compared, and the winner goes on to face others, etc. until we determine what God hates most.

Round 1, "Atheism vs. Butt Sex: Which is Worse?"

Next week, "Voting for a non-Republican vs. Gathering Sticks on a Sunday: Which is Worse?", etc.

Get the idea? Everyone gets to name their favourite God-offending people, places, things, activities, whatever, for inclusion in the candidate pool.

[see_the_light]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

That gives me a thread idea.

How do you rank the things that offend God? We could set up an elimination-style challenge where two things get compared, and the winner goes on to face others, etc. until we determine what God hates most.

Round 1, "Atheism vs. Butt Sex: Which is Worse?"

Next week, "Voting for a non-Republican vs. Gathering Sticks on a Sunday: Which is Worse?", etc.

Get the idea? Everyone gets to name their favourite God-offending people, places, things, activities, whatever, for inclusion in the candidate pool.

That's useless, most of them go hand in hand (or some other parts of the body)

We have waspergi-butt-lovers, pedo-nazi-krauts, wicked-wiccas-perverts, etc, etc ad nauseam.

PRAY TO JESUS!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

Re: Hello Brothers and Sisters!

On My Knees,

Your user name reminds me of my favorite place to be: on my knees, opening my mouth in worship and praise, lifting my hands to touch Him in spirit and truth.

I welcome you to our friendly forums. Let us break bread together on our knees one day soon. I'll bring pie!

In Him,
NRL