[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

In the kitchen? Pour a glass of milk with one eye. Make a pot of coffee with one eye. Not as easy as you might think. I have depth perception issues myself. It's rather useful in the kitchen. Anyways it's not like i can afford to buy your slave anyways. Nor would I really have any use...I was just yanking your chain. Though I do hope that no one from say child protection services or cyber police hear that comment about how your selling a one eyed daughter on the internet...wouldn't look good on you mate. Got any sons though? Might know a few good farms they could get to plowing...if you catch my drift... :wink:

Simple, if she spills any milk or coffee, beat her within an inch of her life...she won't make the same mistake twice. I wouldn't be selling her if she weren't ready to fulfil all her wifely duties as ordained by God, anyhow.

As for selling sons, why would anyone do that? Man-children are priceless! They are the next generation to pick up the Sword of God and take it into battle against satan's horde of sodomites, hewing great gobbets of defiled flesh from their ranks, cleaving filth-sullied protuberances and cauterizing dank, beckoning man-holes with flaming firebrands. I get really excited thinking of my sons' potential. God bless 'em.

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

oh my apologies then. the way you speak, you really did imply that you are god...that you are his voice, his body, his actions, his judge, his jury...anything you said came directly from god...which would mean that you are god or at least so close to god that you might as well be him. You do realize of course that if you actually do your research Jesus actually never once mentioned anything against gays/homosexuality and if anything actually spoke of eneuchs (which if you open your mind a little...those that were "born" that way...could they have been meaning "they never found an attraction to females and were called eneuchs for the purpose that they never would reproduce?) as only those who were surgically enuched in those times were prevented from entering the temples. Irony if you open your mind even a little bit.

From what I understand of you people, anything that involves stepping out of your front door is horrible and disgusting...and any part of oregon is horrible...and there are absolutely no christians here...so yeah.

That reminds me...since you all know so much about the orgies going on in Eugene Oregon...anyone wanna send me an address or a few links so i can find out when these things are happening? Even from a curious mindset I want to see that! Though it raises a very good question...does that mean you have an inside man? someone who's going to these events? and is he joining in the festivities, pretending he's doing it for God? Because if you know they're doing it every night...that means someone is reporting in on it...and the only way i could see that is if you have someone joining in...otherwise i think the "christian" would have been found and tortured by now...right?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

oh my apologies then. the way you speak, you really did imply that you are god...that you are his voice, his body, his actions, his judge, his jury...anything you said came directly from god...which would mean that you are god or at least so close to god that you might as well be him. You do realize of course that if you actually do your research Jesus actually never once mentioned anything against gays/homosexuality and ......?

Apologies accepted. I guess when you are talking with a True Christian(tm), a person that actually follows Gods Perfect Word, a lay person like you could be confused.

Here is what the Bible has to say about Homosexualers:
Genesis 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
Genesis 19:25 And he overthrew those cities, and all the plain, and all the inhabitants of the cities, and that which grew upon the ground.

Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

Deuteronomy 23:17 There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel.

1st Kings 14:24 And there were also sodomites in the land: and they did according to all the abominations of the nations which the LORD cast out before the children of Israel.

Isaiah 3:8 For Jerusalem is ruined, and Judah is fallen: because their tongue and their doings are against the LORD, to provoke the eyes of his glory.
Isaiah 3:9The shew of their countenance doth witness against them; and they declare their sin as Sodom, they hide it not. Woe unto their soul! for they have rewarded evil unto themselves.

Matthew 19:4 And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
Matthew 19:5 And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Matthew 19:6 Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

Romans 1:25 Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen.
Romans 1:26 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
Romans 1:27 And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Romans 1:28 And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient;
(Male and female homosexuals.)

1st Corinthians 6:9 Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

1st Timothy 1:9 Knowing this, that the law is not made for a righteous man, but for the lawless and disobedient, for the ungodly and for sinners, for unholy and profane, for murderers of fathers and murderers of mothers, for manslayers,
1st Timothy 1:10 For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

2 Peter 2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned them with an overthrow, making them an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly;
2 Peter 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked:
2 Peter 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed his righteous soul from day to day with their unlawful deeds; )

Jude 1:7 Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.
Jude 1:8 Likewise also these filthy dreamers defile the flesh, despise dominion, and speak evil of dignities.

Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.

Now, if you think the Bible was not Certified(r) by God, here is the section regarding that:
2nd Kings 10:10 Know now that there shall fall unto the earth nothing of the word of the LORD

Psalm 12:6 The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.
Psalm 12:7 Thou shalt keep them, O LORD, thou shalt preserve them from this generation for ever.

Psalm 33:11 The counsel of the LORD standeth for ever, the thoughts of his heart to all generations.

Psalm 100:5 For the LORD is good, his mercy is everlasting; and his truth endureth to all generations

Psalm 117:2 For his merciful kindness is great toward us: and the truth of the LORD endureth for ever. Praise ye the LORD.

Psalm 119:89 LAMED. For ever, O LORD, thy word is settled in heaven.

Psalm 119:152 Concerning thy testimonies, I have known of old that thou hast founded them for ever.

Psalm 119:160 Thy word is true from the beginning: and every one of thy righteous judgments endureth for ever.

Isaiah 40:8 The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: but the word of our God shall stand for ever.

Matthew 24:35 Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Luke 16:17 And it is easier for heaven and earth to pass, than one tittle of the law to fail.

1st Peter 1:23 Being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God which liveth and abideth forever.
1st Peter 1:24 For all flesh is as grass, and all the glory of man as the flower of grass. The grass withereth, and the flower thereof falleth away:
1st Peter 1:25 But the word of the Lord endureth for ever. And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you


Remember, it is the Word of God and His Instructions. I am merely a turgid member of His flock.

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

alright let's look at this word "lie" or "lieth". Doing a quick bit of research, it means to rest or lay with. It does not ACTUALLY SAY SEX. oh dear lord what have we done. So have you ever shared a bed with another male? maybe slept with your mother and father after having a bad dream as a child? well now you must die because you have lied with a man as you would a woman.
See the problem is when you get this specific you come across a few issues. The first of those being that you look at the literal translation of a word...and it doesn't just mean to have sex with. You can lie with a woman and not have sexual contact. So if you lie with another man in this fashion...as in sharing a bed or even a room...you are commiting a sin in your own words.
Also did you actually do your research on sodom? they were trying to avoid RAPE not sex. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. see that word? it's NOT the same! Ugh...you people sadden me with your lack of insight and research.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,-you have sex with your wife, is that not fornication? you live by the book as if it is god, is that not an idol? you say that i have to give up a tithe, thus turning money into an idol! abusers of themselves with mankind...you abuse your own child, who is your flesh until he can no longer speak or cry out...you have abused yourself...interesting how the book can work both ways...

You call yourself a part of his flock, yet instead try to push the strange and unusual away from the flock and off the cliff...for we are unfit to be among you because we cannot learn of your ways. Your book was written when? how many years ago? well over 500 right? How much has changed in that time? his word may not change, but how his word applies and/or is interpreted does apply. It strongly applies. I am not close minded...hell, I hate to admit this, but you all are actually rather enlightening (even if thick skulled and rather idiotic on many things). So at least ONE of us is getting something from this.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

alright let's look at this word "lie" or "lieth". Doing a quick bit of research, it means to rest or lay with. It does not ACTUALLY SAY SEX. oh dear lord what have we done. So have you ever shared a bed with another male? maybe slept with your mother and father after having a bad dream as a child? well now you must die because you have lied with a man as you would a woman.
See the problem is when you get this specific you come across a few issues. The first of those being that you look at the literal translation of a word...and it doesn't just mean to have sex with. You can lie with a woman and not have sexual contact. So if you lie with another man in this fashion...as in sharing a bed or even a room...you are commiting a sin in your own words.
Also did you actually do your research on sodom? they were trying to avoid RAPE not sex. RAPE. RAPE. RAPE. see that word? it's NOT the same! Ugh...you people sadden me with your lack of insight and research.

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,-you have sex with your wife, is that not fornication? you live by the book as if it is god, is that not an idol? you say that i have to give up a tithe, thus turning money into an idol! abusers of themselves with mankind...you abuse your own child, who is your flesh until he can no longer speak or cry out...you have abused yourself...interesting how the book can work both ways...

You call yourself a part of his flock, yet instead try to push the strange and unusual away from the flock and off the cliff...for we are unfit to be among you because we cannot learn of your ways. Your book was written when? how many years ago? well over 500 right? How much has changed in that time? his word may not change, but how his word applies and/or is interpreted does apply. It strongly applies. I am not close minded...hell, I hate to admit this, but you all are actually rather enlightening (even if thick skulled and rather idiotic on many things). So at least ONE of us is getting something from this.

You can have your anal sex, or you can have Jesus....but you cannot have both. I think the point has been made very clear and backed up by multiple scriptures. Time to make a choice! Please choose Jesus.

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

Ok show me where the bible actually says GAY SEX. says HOMOSEXUALITY. says PUTTING PENIS IN ANUS. show me where it says these things. because everything i see is lie or lieth...which is litterally the same as sleeping/sharing a bed. so show me where it says these exact words. And don't put up the stupid "lie" posts, we've already gotten that to lie is to rest or lay...not just have sex. Thankies.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

What a load of semantic baloney. Explain what "lie" means in this instance:

(Genesis 19:32)* "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father."

Trying to justify your anal escapades by twisting Scripture is just sad.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

...I think we can all agree that we're both going to hell for our sins...

Nope.

...Of course yours are forgiveable...

Nope.

...I'm doomed even if i were to accept christ into my heart...

Nope.

Tired of being wrong yet?

Ok show me where the bible actually says GAY SEX. says HOMOSEXUALITY. says PUTTING PENIS IN ANUS. show me where it says these things...

Yes, we know you'd rather have the Bible filled with gay porn, but it just isn't that way.

The "lieth" thing is a euphemism to avoid offending the sensibilities of some readers. Why a book that spares no graphic details when describing people's gruesomely violent ends can't have the words ***Potty Language Removed*** or ***Potty Language Removed*** or even ***Potty Language Removed*** is a whole other discussion.

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

What a load of semantic baloney. Explain what "lie" means in this instance:

(Genesis 19:32)* "Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father."

Trying to justify your anal escapades by twisting Scripture is just sad.

context:The circumstances that form the setting for an event, statement, or idea, and in terms of which it can be fully understood and assessed-in that statement, it is clear his daughters? i believe? are intending to have sex with him. (from the dictionary. gotta cover my hard packed anus)

thou shalt not lie with another man-context...are they talking about sleeping with?
oh wait sleeping with still implies sex...hmmm what's a good word here...
oh! to take a nap with! there we go! see where the issue comes in? you are speaking in context...and only applying the side that your homophobic mind wishes you to see. amazing how that works.

also, maybe this might help inform you. Huffington post takes a rather sideline view on the matter and brings both arguements in quite well.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/david-lose/what-does-the-bible-reall_b_990444.html

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

Ok show me where the bible actually says GAY SEX. says HOMOSEXUALITY. says PUTTING PENIS IN ANUS. show me where it says these things. because everything i see is lie or lieth...which is litterally the same as sleeping/sharing a bed. so show me where it says these exact words. And don't put up the stupid "lie" posts, we've already gotten that to lie is to rest or lay...not just have sex. Thankies.

Here is another example:

Leviticus 20:15 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast.

Do you think Jesus would kill us if a hound fell asleep next to us? No, but he would kill us for going balls deep into the hound, or vice versa. Stop trying to convince yourself that God wants you put to death any less than He™ would a defiler of beasts...

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

again...context. think about that word for a few moments. To lie with another man could be anything from sleeping with to sexcapades to merely taking a rest in the same bed. And from the way you talk about randomly beating your child? hey wake up your child and beat them. why? to keep them in line. did they do anything? nope. but we still must beat them.

So yeah, from the time i've spent talking with you peeps...yes, i could actually see you believing that we must stone a dog for sleeping at it's master's feet. You all are confused enough for it. You're also very set in your ways and while that can be good...you also have reached the unhealthy stage of a religion...the stage where you have nothing left to learn because you are right no matter what. That's dangerous ground.

[Witch Hammer]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

again...context. think about that word for a few moments. To lie with another man could be anything from sleeping with to sexcapades to merely taking a rest in the same bed. And from the way you talk about randomly beating your child? hey wake up your child and beat them. why? to keep them in line. did they do anything? nope. but we still must beat them.

So yeah, from the time i've spent talking with you peeps...yes, i could actually see you believing that we must stone a dog for sleeping at it's master's feet. You all are confused enough for it. You're also very set in your ways and while that can be good...you also have reached the unhealthy stage of a religion...the stage where you have nothing left to learn because you are right no matter what. That's dangerous ground.

Hopeless...enjoy your stay in hell.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

Raven, you're just being a silly little boy now. Arguing for the sake of arguing.
Leviticus 18:22 * Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
That clearly refers to anal sex. It has never been an 'abomination' for the men in an army for instance to slumber next to each other. What else can that verse refer to other than anal sex?

[RavenVulgar]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

I'll keep the spot next to me clean and ready for you when you get there. Oh wait no...I'll probably end up being stuck on this planet for yet another round after a brief rest in sovengarde or whatever the next plane is....though if the gates of hell open up and you come falling through, I'll try and make sure to say hi!

You know, i just realized a bit of irony...what would you all do if you were to find out I was actually one of you're fellow church-goers and was merely testing you? wouldn't that be a riot...of course by posting this i'm saying i'm not...thank the gods...I would have to kill myself if i ever followed your version of Christianity. Would be scary to say the least.

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: Unshaved Pagan who hates christ and has a potty mouth

That reminds me...since you all know so much about the orgies going on in Eugene Oregon...anyone wanna send me an address or a few links so i can find out when these things are happening? Even from a curious mindset I want to see that! Though it raises a very good question...does that mean you have an inside man? someone who's going to these events? and is he joining in the festivities, pretending he's doing it for God? Because if you know they're doing it every night...that means someone is reporting in on it...and the only way i could see that is if you have someone joining in...otherwise i think the "christian" would have been found and tortured by now...right?

Hello Pagan,

Welcome to the forum. Regarding these questions, I would offer my faithful and subservient wife is currently spiritually infiltrating a house of clam diggers in our neighborhood. My wife has obediently followed my divinely inspired instructions to do certain things to win the trust of these rug munchers:

1 Corinthians 9:22 "To the weak became I as weak, that I might gain the weak: I am made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some."

She has actually been there for the last couple of hours learning how to make something called a Whisker Biscuit. I hope there are some leftovers. I would like to try one.

But I digress. The answer to your questions are in The Bible. You claim to know it but I respectfully see little evidence of it. Perhaps you should study some more.

In the meantime, my wife and I will try to pray your gay away.

Whenever she gets home... Hopefully soon. I think.

Yours in Christ,
Fred