[Chewer]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

Exodus 20:3 "Thou shalt have no other gods before me."

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

I think what the good Sister was referring to was your mental age - and your sense of humor is tending to be a bit sophomoric.

[TaraAnne]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello, im rache and I am here to share the knowledge of my belief in the great and holy lemon. I wish to learn about you as you learn about me.
Please, if you have any questions about me being a Leminist or the holy lemon itself then please ask away.

1 Timothy 2:5 - For [there is] one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;


God give me strength!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

I like you already

This is not "Lesbian Mingle." This is GOD's FAVORITE FORUM and I, as His servant and willing thrall, will thank you for NOT hitting on the perverts who wander in here.

[Kachina]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

I like you already

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Well. First off, The Earth is flat Second, lemons aren't made up, they are food. Obviously not gods, but they do exist. Also, what do you mean by "mormons"? Last time I checked they believe in that round Earth lie.

Brother John, thank you for the helpful link. All this time I thought the earth was round. Just another example of how I need to spend more time studying Scripture and less time making irrational assumptions.

Of course I know that lemons exist, and that I was referring to the blasphemous lemon god this charlatan purports to worship.

I don't know where the mormons stand on the shape of the earth. I'll do some research and report back.

With gratitude,

Wally

[John Allen]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello lemonhead. Sure, pretending to worship stuff that is completely made up like lemons or the flying spaghetti monster or Vishnu just to mock Christians is fun, but you won't find any joy here. We know the difference between what some con artists dreamed up to delude and appease people and the word of the living God.

You should leave and go hang out with the Flat Earth Society mormons...I mean mormons.

Well. First off, The Earth is flat Second, lemons aren't made up, they are food. Obviously not gods, but they do exist. Also, what do you mean by "mormons"? Last time I checked they believe in that round Earth lie.

[Walter Van Slyke]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Hello lemonhead. Sure, pretending to worship stuff that is completely made up like lemons or the flying spaghetti monster or Vishnu just to mock Christians is fun, but you won't find any joy here. We know the difference between what some con artists dreamed up to delude and appease people and the word of the living God.

You should leave and go hang out with the Flat Earth Society mormons...I mean morons.

[KateSanders]

Re: Hi there

I suspect this poster is underage - probably under 12 - and should therefore not be allowed to post here under the Terms & Conditions of this site.

Do these people really think they are the first sinners to come to God's favorite forums in an attempt to upset us with their idiotic lies? And the least they could do is come up with something a little more believable, or at the very least amusing, and not this ridiculous junk.

[Submissive wife]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Lemon,

I admire your zest for life but quite frankly you're a little too acidic for my liking and I fear you may heartburn in hell.

[Kay314]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

Please. We are here to join in worship of the only God, not to make a mockery of Him. Unless you are willing to admit your sins and ask for forgiveness, you are not welcome here.
If you thought that lemons were sour, wait until you see hell.

[Aaliyah]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Exodus 20:2-3

It's in the commandments. Take no other 'gods' but the one TRUE God.

As for us basking together? The Bible once again says no. 1 Corinthians 10:20 - But I say, that the things which the Gentiles sacrifice, they sacrifice to devils, and not to God: and I would not that ye should have fellowship with devils.

We don't want your fellowship, sour devil.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Great.
Another sourpuss.

Friend, while God created you and gave you purpose, it is a limited purpose. Remember, a lime could probably replace you and no one would notice your demise.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.
Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

Hello Lemonisthekey.

God can not be next to another God look at Isaiah 44:6 it says:

Thus saith the LORD the King of Israel, and his redeemer the LORD of hosts; I am the first, and I am the last; and beside me there is no God.

Also lemon is only one letter off from demon that is something to think about.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Hi there, I am a fruit.

Firstly, no I am not underaged, though I suppose you have a right to your beliefs.

That was never in question, dear.

Secondly I am here so that our two groups can bask in the love of our lords together.

That won't happen. Your father (John 8:44) hates our Father (I John 3:1) and his attitude has rubbed off on you. I suggest you repent and accept Jesus Christ while you are above room temp. That will not always be the case.