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  • Walter Van Slyke
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by Skyfall View Post
    ...we need to continue to do this to make sure only True Christians enter Heaven on Judgement Day.
    Nothing we do changes what God Himself has already ordained. See 1 Corinthians 6:9-10

    Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived; neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor homosexuals, nor thieves, nor the covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers, will inherit the kingdom of God.

    Humbly,

    Wally

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  • Freddy Osborne
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by TaraAnne View Post
    Dear "It" or "Thing",

    This sickens me for you to come here with your veil mouth and actions. You are a violation of nature. Have you not read God's words before?


    Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is abomination.
    Leviticus 18:22

    Exactly what does your "Church" teach. My guess is how to get to hell as fast as possible!
    Don't forget Leviticus 18:23

    Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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  • TaraAnne
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by gayfurry View Post
    my soul's actually doing quite fine, to be honest! I assure you it's in safe hands at the moment
    Dear "It" or "Thing",

    This sickens me for you to come here with your veil mouth and actions. You are a violation of nature. Have you not read God's words before?


    Thou shalt not lie with mankinde, as with womankinde: it is abomination.
    Leviticus 18:22

    Exactly what does your "Church" teach. My guess is how to get to hell as fast as possible!

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  • Skyfall
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Didn't even make it to 10 posts before the inevitable meltdown.



    And people ask us why we are so "rough" to newcomers. The Jesus-hating rugmunchers demand a firm hand!!!



    YiC,

    Zech
    Very true and I agree with your post. In my short time here I've seen this and we need to continue to do this to make sure only True Christians enter Heaven on Judgement Day.

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  • Eva_Christensen
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
    Didn't even make it to 10 posts before the inevitable meltdown.



    And people ask us why we are so "rough" to newcomers. The Jesus-hating rugmunchers demand a firm hand!!!



    YiC,

    Zech
    So very true!
    Revelation 21:8
    Matthew 7:18

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  • Mother Of Seven
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Settled down now, have we dear? Good girl.
    You can change my dear and become a good God-fearing lady that your mother would be proud of. You need to start praying though, praying hard. God can forgive you, but you have to do the hard work. Yes, if you're prepared to do the yards, you can eventually join we True Christians (tm) and be assured of a place on the right hand of Jesus. What do you think?

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  • gayfurry
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    When your tantrum/attention whoring is done, can we have a serious discussion about the fate of your eternal soul?
    my soul's actually doing quite fine, to be honest! I assure you it's in safe hands at the moment

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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by gayfurry View Post
    gay sex all day every day just *** potty language *** all these girls. Yea I'm a lesbo *** potty language *** fight me potty heads Jesus was *** potty language *** and u all know it when he said "bruh *** potty language ***" the Romans misunderstood his flirtatious homosexual nature
    I bet god and Satan have gay *** potty language *** every day
    Didn't even make it to 10 posts before the inevitable meltdown.



    And people ask us why we are so "rough" to newcomers. The Jesus-hating rugmunchers demand a firm hand!!!



    YiC,

    Zech

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  • Didymus Much
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by lamefury View Post
    ...
    When your tantrum/attention whoring is done, can we have a serious discussion about the fate of your eternal soul?

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  • gayfurry
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    gay sex all day every day just *** potty language *** all these girls. Yea I'm a lesbo *** potty language *** fight me potty heads Jesus was *** potty language *** and u all know it when he said "bruh *** potty language ***" the Romans misunderstood his flirtatious homosexual nature
    I bet god and Satan have gay *** potty language *** every day
    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 03-31-2014, 04:58 AM. Reason: Potty mouth.

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  • Naomi Ruth Lamb
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    Dear Pervert;

    You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved©.

    This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel
    Such a warrior for Christ you are, Zeke! Even though you aren't King of Spain, you could be. Your ability to discern the meat of the subject and then come up against it, strong and proud, never stopping until you come up satisfied; it makes you qualified to undertake anything. I hope you got the special pie I sent back to your study after service this morning. I attached an invitation to it. Please come.

    On my knees waiting for the 2nd coming,
    NRL

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by gayfurry View Post
    hello there, fellow christianities. I am a very. Christian myself. I enjoy consuming bibles in my free time, just as any good Christian does. After all, what better sustainment than the word of the lord himself? I can share many good recipies, if any of you would like. The trick is to get that good holy taste extracted, and away from any tinge of Satan clinging to the pages. What do you like to do in your Christian free time??
    Dear Pervert;

    You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved(c).

    This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?

    YIC,

    --Pastor Ezekiel

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  • Freddy Osborne
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by gayfurry View Post
    Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

    I keep this verse close to my heart, because it helps me remember that the hard times I may be going through are unwithstanding to the glory that Christ has bestowed me and all other creatures of men with.
    Did you misspell Fury in your name?

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  • Mother Of Seven
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    So are you married? And how many sons have your borne for Christ?

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  • gayfurry
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    Re: Hello fellow christians!!!

    Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
    That's much better!
    What's your favourite verse from the Bible?
    Romans 8:18 "For I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us."

    I keep this verse close to my heart, because it helps me remember that the hard times I may be going through are unwithstanding to the glory that Christ has bestowed me and all other creatures of men with.

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