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  • #16
    Re: An new hell crying soul

    Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post

    Maybe my unfaitfull cusine is the reason wy Good punished us with this little punishment.
    How can you be unfaithful with your cuisine? Did you cook lamb vindaloo instead of a juicy steak for your husband?
    God created fossils to test our faith.

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    • #17
      Re: An new hell crying soul

      Im realy sorry, i wrote last time that my writing isnt very well. I should have wrote: cousin(:

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      • #18
        Re: An new hell crying soul

        Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post
        Im realy sorry, i wrote last time that my writing isnt very well. I should have wrote: cousin(:
        So, you're married to your cousin and you cheated on him?
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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        • #19
          Re: An new hell crying soul

          Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post
          Dear Mary Thank you for your cind lines! Now im happy to hear i have a suport and will tray to search a way back to the Lord.

          Maybe my unfaitfull cusine is the reason wy Good punished us with this little punishment. Im thankfull for every helpfull line to deal with our little devil.

          The Lords Love
          Sorry I can't speak bad English. Would anyone be so kind if they knew what this Heathen language meant and could translate it for me?
          All that I got from it was that you are a redneck hill billy and that you have a strong dislike for vowels. Has inbreeding done that to you or is it from sacrificing cattle to Satan?
          Thinking of Abortion?
          That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
          Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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          • #20
            Re: An new hell crying soul

            Originally posted by Mary Thompson View Post
            Sorry I can't speak bad English. Would anyone be so kind if they knew what this Heathen language meant and could translate it for me?
            All that I got from it was that you are a redneck hill billy and that you have a strong dislike for vowels. Has inbreeding done that to you or is it from sacrificing cattle to Satan?
            Mary, I consulted my neighbour from Aurich, and this is what she thinks it says:
            Dear Mary Thank you for your kind lions! Now I'm happy to hear I have a support bra and will search with a tray to the Lord.

            Maybe my unfaithful cousin is the reason why God punished us with this little inbred child. I'm thankful for every helpful lion to deal with our little devil.

            The Lords Love

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            • #21
              Re: An new hell crying soul

              Thank you, Sister and give thanks to your Aurish neighbor from me.


              As for you sinful demon, OP, you bring fine, honest ladies like Roberta to shame! And what unspeakable crimes have you committed with lions ?
              Thinking of Abortion?
              That fetus will be in Hell, because they never had a chance to repent their sinful ways (Psalms 51:5) (1 Kings 8:46)
              Think of the children. Stop being a slut.

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              • #22
                Re: An new hell crying soul

                Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                Mary, I consulted my neighbour from Aurich, and this is what she thinks it says:
                Dear Mary Thank you for your kind lions! Now I'm happy to hear I have a support bra and will search with a tray to the Lord.

                Maybe my unfaithful cousin is the reason why God punished us with this little inbred child. I'm thankful for every helpful lion to deal with our little devil.

                The Lords Love

                That's just crazy
                Thank God I don't live
                Originally posted by Lovefullmom View Post
                ins switzerland
                1 Thessalonians 5:3 For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
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                • #23
                  Re: An new hell crying soul

                  Hello, Lovefullmom. I, for one, appreciate your making such a valiant effort to communicate with us in English!

                  You know, I've been known to tutor English learners.

                  Say, I've got an idea! What-say you and me have some English language tutoring sessions via Skype?

                  I'll get you sorted out in no time!
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