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  • Zechariah Smyth
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    Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

    Hello my new kiwi friend! What kind of hunting do you do in The Shire?

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth

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  • Hell Destroyer
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    Originally posted by Eva_Christensen View Post
    This is not a Austrian dating-site.

    Welcome anyways!

    Have a lovely day
    YiC
    Eva
    I'm sorry darl, my bad.

    And again, it's AUSTRALIA!

    Cheers, you have a great day too!

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  • Hell Destroyer
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    Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post


    That syntax does not sound like an Austrian's. More like what one would expect from a Swiss or something. Come clean, young lady, Jesus has not time for liars.

    Proverbs 14:5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

    YIC
    That's true mate, so let's fight liers together!

    And who are you calling a lady? *** gay erotica removed *** , I assure you that, mate!




    I'm sorry Eva_Christensen, but it would be nice to fight for Jesus Christ together with someone. It is a little lonely by oneself in the bush. Even though God Himself is the best company, don't you reckon?
    Last edited by Zechariah Smyth; 04-17-2014, 05:40 PM. Reason: Gay erotica.

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  • Eva_Christensen
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    Originally posted by Hell Destroyer View Post
    One thing I forgot in my introduction. I'm also here looking for a beaut sheila, of course.
    This is not a Austrian dating-site.

    Welcome anyways!

    Have a lovely day
    YiC
    Eva
    Last edited by Eva_Christensen; 04-17-2014, 05:30 PM. Reason: forgot welcome

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  • Hell Destroyer
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    Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

    One thing I forgot in my introduction. I'm also here looking for a beaut sheila, of course.

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  • Hell Destroyer
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    Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

    Originally posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! It's nice to see Landover's Mission to Austria has had some success!



    How many children have you helped exorced demons from? I understand your country is ripe with them.
    Folks, calm down a little. There seems to be a missunderstanding. I am an OZ, Australia, Down Under. You know, former colony of the UK empire. No Austrians here.


    But yes Mary Etheldreda, there are lots of small demons here in the bushes, so you can't sleep without one eye open, if you know what I mean. It's a hard work, but God's a determined man, so no rest.

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  • Dr Laurence Niles
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    Originally posted by Hell Destroyer View Post
    Life's in OZ is a ripper!


    That syntax does not sound like an Austrian's. More like what one would expect from a Swiss or something. Come clean, young lady, Jesus has not time for liars.

    Proverbs 14:5 A faithful witness will not lie: but a false witness will utter lies.

    YIC

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  • Mary Etheldreda
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    Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

    Welcome to God's Favorite Forum! It's nice to see Landover's Mission to Austria has had some success!



    How many children have you helped exorced demons from? I understand your country is ripe with them.

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  • Hell Destroyer
    started a topic OZ bloke says g'day!

    OZ bloke says g'day!

    G'day!
    Name's Hunter, 33 years and a Territorian (almost a Sandgroper, lol!).

    Been born and raised in the bush in central OZ living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some joeys and roos. God is proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before eating it and then survive the venom. Life's in OZ is a ripper!

    First time I met God was the first time I got bitten by a snake. I almost carked it, but He said there's no worries and I'd be OK. Now He's my best mate and we're fighting evil side by side.

    My fav Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "He said to Jacob, Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted". I like it cuz all is red here, and I eat all.

    If you behave like dill your opinion won't mean a zack to me.

    Cheers!
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