[Witch Hammer]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

The only thing of worth Anustralia ever shat out is Mel Gibson, the one man on the continent ever to refuse a sound buggering.

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G'day!
Name's Hunter, 33 years and a Territorian (almost a Sandgroper, lol!).

Been born and raised in the bush in central OZ living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some joeys and roos. God is proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before eating it and then survive the venom. Life's in OZ is a ripper!

First time I met God was the first time I got bitten by a snake. I almost carked it, but He said there's no worries and I'd be OK. Now He's my best mate and we're fighting evil side by side.

My fav Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom. ". I like it because all is red here, and I eat everything.

If you behave like dill your opinion won't mean a zack to me.

Cheers!

Translated just for you, Pastor Zeke:


My name is Hunter, I'm 33 years old and I live in the Northern Territory of Australia (almost a Western Australian, lol!).

I have been born and raised in the bush in central Asutralia living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some baby kangaroos and adult kangaroos. God has proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before I ate it and then I survived the venom. Life's in Australia is good!

The first time I met God was the first time I was bitten by a snake. I almost died, but He said there's nothing to worry about and I'd be OK. Now He's my best friend and we're fighting evil side by side.

My favorite Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "And Esau said to Jacob, Feed me, I pray thee, with that same red pottage; for I am faint: therefore was his name called Edom. ". I like it because all is red here, and I eat everything.

If you behave like an idiot your opinion means nothing to me.

Cheers!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G'day!
Name's Hunter, 33 years and a Territorian (almost a Sandgroper, lol!).

Been born and raised in the bush in central OZ living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some joeys and roos. God is proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before eating it and then survive the venom. Life's in OZ is a ripper!

First time I met God was the first time I got bitten by a snake. I almost carked it, but He said there's no worries and I'd be OK. Now He's my best mate and we're fighting evil side by side.

My fav Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "He said to Jacob, Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted". I like it cuz all is red here, and I eat all.

If you behave like dill your opinion won't mean a zack to me.

Cheers!

Can someone translate this? All I'm getting is clicks and grunts.

[Basilissa]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

What I don't understand is, why are so many Austrians interested in our church?

Mr. Destroyer: could you please make an effort to speak proper American? That Austrian dialect of yours gives me a headache.

Anyway, cautious welcome to the forum.

[Alvin Moss]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G,day Hunter. Hows life treating ya in the Top End? I'm a Brissie boy myself.
Great to have ya here old son, tho ya might want to go easy on these folk, I reckon the poor buggas might get culture shock something wicked.

Cheers big ears.

P.S I would be happy to provide translations to any confused Americans.

What gain the fracturing of God's language?

I can think of none and it is likely to anger the Lord.

[Sloanp001]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G'day mate, how's it going?
Yea I've noticed the attituted are somewhat..harsh, but if ya just go with flow it'll be all right I reckon. I've already scared some blokes away who couldn't understand me, hehe!


So what's brings ya here?


Same goes big nose!

G,day again Hunter, I was trying to stay out of trouble for as long as possible, but now that your here, bugger it! If these tight arsed Yanks cant take our Aussie sense of humour, then they can kiss our asses! BWAHAHAHAHAHA, I'm off for a beer or 3

Cheers cobber!

[Freddy Osborne]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

Cheers mate!
I am born and raised in the bush, but I do communicate it English
If there are Words you don't understand, please ask and I'll do my best to explain it.

Hello HD,

Welcome to God's favorite forum. How many sons do you have?

YIC.

[Hell Destroyer]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G,day Hunter. Hows life treating ya in the Top End? I'm a Brissie boy myself.
Great to have ya here old son, tho ya might want to go easy on these folk, I reckon the poor buggas might get culture shock something wicked.

Cheers big ears.

P.S I would be happy to provide translations to any confused Americans.

G'day mate, how's it going?
Yea I've noticed the attituted are somewhat..harsh, but if ya just go with flow it'll be all right I reckon. I've already scared some blokes away who couldn't understand me, hehe!


So what's brings ya here?


Same goes big nose!

[Sloanp001]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

I had an uncle who talked like you. No one could understand him. He died. My mom always says that you should either talk clearly or be silent. She says I mumble.

My Pastor came visiting me in the hospital today. He wanted to know when I could start working again on digging him a pool. He also told me that you should read 2 Corinthians 10:5 since that says people who talk against God will be destroyed. That means you. Do you want to be destroyed by God?

My most sincere apologies to everyone, I don't know what got into me

I might have to book my-self in for an exorcism.



Hope you get out of hospital soon Bob, that pool isn't going to dig its self.

[James Hutchins]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

Welcome friend. Sorry but I have no idea what you said and the last thing any True Christian(tm) would do is attempt to 'interpret' another's words.
I hope your words were in friendship and in no way a threat. I'll pray that God sees fit to cure you and enable you to speak American.

[Bob]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

Great to have ya here old son, tho ya might want to go easy on these folk, I reckon the poor buggas might get culture shock something wicked.

I had an uncle who talked like you. No one could understand him. He died. My mom always says that you should either talk clearly or be silent. She says I mumble.

My Pastor came visiting me in the hospital today. He wanted to know when I could start working again on digging him a pool. He also told me that you should read 2 Corinthians 10:5 since that says people who talk against God will be destroyed. That means you. Do you want to be destroyed by God?

[Sloanp001]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

G'day!
Name's Hunter, 33 years and a Territorian (almost a Sandgroper, lol!).

Been born and raised in the bush in central OZ living on what God's given me, which is mostly snakes and some joeys and roos. God is proven His mercy to me by letting the snake bite me before eating it and then survive the venom. Life's in OZ is a ripper!

First time I met God was the first time I got bitten by a snake. I almost carked it, but He said there's no worries and I'd be OK. Now He's my best mate and we're fighting evil side by side.

My fav Bible verse is Genesis 25:30: "He said to Jacob, Let me eat some of that red stuff, because I'm exhausted". I like it cuz all is red here, and I eat all.

If you behave like dill your opinion won't mean a zack to me.

Cheers!

G,day Hunter. Hows life treating ya in the Top End? I'm a Brissie boy myself.
Great to have ya here old son, tho ya might want to go easy on these folk, I reckon the poor buggas might get culture shock something wicked.

Cheers big ears.

P.S I would be happy to provide translations to any confused Americans.

[Hell Destroyer]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

I'd be happy to communicate to you. Do you write in English, too?

Cheers mate!
I am born and raised in the bush, but I do communicate it English
If there are Words you don't understand, please ask and I'll do my best to explain it.

[Nobar King]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

I'd be happy to communicate to you. Do you write in English, too?

[Hell Destroyer]

Re: OZ bloke says g'day!

Hello my new kiwi friend! What kind of hunting do you do in The Shire?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

G'day mate!
First: sorry about my language! I couldn't reply to the report so I send you a friend request. I saw you liked guns, so maybe we could team up against God's enemies?


Second: Please, don't call me a kiwi. I wouldn't call you a Canuck. Kiwi's are from New Zealand. I'm OZ, from Australia, the land Down Under. But it's a ripper! How's the US? Where in the US do you live?