Dear Fellow Believers

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Dear Fellow Believers

Dear Mr with an impossible name,

A cautious welcome. I understand that life for a man wishing to become a Christian must be extremely hard in your country. I greet you this once with your godless flag, let it be thereafter forgotten for ever.

I do understand that a man should respect his father but have you ever noticed that the strange name you father chose to you becomes an alarming message if you do an anagrammatical study on it as follows (Ladies please DO NOT LOOK AT THE RESULT, IT IS MOST UNSUITABLE!):


MARKOLOIMAANAHO -> A-A-ANAL HOMO RIM OK!!


I would still reconsider if the spiritual state of your father is acceptable (in addition to the divorces) as he has placed such a burden on you in the form of your name! Of course, it’s your choice to free yourself of the sodomaniacal tendencies you name indicates. You can choose Jesus!

Still, a cautious welcome. I’ve personally only received kindness and considerate, patient mentoring from True Christians. If you concentrate on learning and not on expressing opinions not based on scripture, you just might be on your path to JESUS. I hope you discard the Finlandstanian way of mandatory nudity and your saunas. Is it true that in addition to constant sodomy between men, also women engage in mutual fornication when they frequent these outposts of Hell? I also hope you read carefully earlier threads regarding your unfortunate country. Hope to have stimulating exchange with you here on God’s Favorite Forum on the Interwebs


Does Genesis 30:8 refer to your manly hobby?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Levi Jones]

Re: Dear Fellow Believers

Praise God. I assume your favorite part of 1 Timothy 2 is where the Apostle tells women to be quiet?

That's one of our favorites too.

I like wrestling as well. I think you'll fit in nicely. I hope to get to have a go at wrestling with you someday. I would like to see who would pin whom.

I hope all your father's ex-wives are dead. We don't take kindly to divorcees around here.

That was a great introduction. Well done.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

I am 50-yrs old heterosexual male from Finland. I know you might find it strange to underscore that, but here in Finland is going on a strong homosation and nowadays you have to be very careful whom to talk or touch. It has even influenced in my hobby, the most manly sports, wrestling.

I am a true believer, was born to be and my father who is a real believer made us (I have 7 brothers, 4 alive) very clear that our family is a christian family. Bless him! He lives 40 km:s from my home with his 4th wife, is now 90 yrs old, but still we pray together many times a week.

In Finland it is hard to find a church where to visit. Female priests who try to seduce you to wrong path are everywhere. So - we have our own bible study circles where we pray and study the Holy Word of God.

My favorite bible verses are from Paul's first letter to Timothy, Chapter 2. There is a great order for this mankind.