[Blind Faith]

Re: Hello

What if it rains? You know what a wet dog smells like.

Yes, but I do have a hose. I could put her in the back yard to spray her off and then dry her with a towel. What does the scripture say about spraying your wife with cold water? I must research this.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hello

...I would consider selling it and buying a nice full sized truck that your dog and wife could ride in the back of.

What if it rains? You know what a wet dog smells like.

[Blind Faith]

Re: Hello

Your horse looks kinda gay. You should really do something about that.

Correction, very gay, your horse looks very gay. How do you expect that you would look when riding onto the field of battle, sword held high, riding such a gay looking horse. You would bring shame to our Righteous Army! If I were you, I would consider selling it and buying a nice full sized truck that your dog and wife could ride in the back of.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Allah kidnaps hundreds of Schoolgirls.

Hello,

My name is AllahIsLove, but do not get me wrong - it is to bash the NON BELIEVERS and INFIDELS!

My name is Jan, I come from Belgium and my family has been following this church since it's been started!

Hold it right there friend. Belgium does not exist as country and is merely socialist propaganda. Frankly as TRUE Christians™ we have issues with people claiming to live in made up places.

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

Re: Hello

Here's a picture of my horse.

Your horse looks kinda gay. You should really do something about that.

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Allah kidnaps hundreds of Schoolgirls.

Muslims can kidnapp two hundred of schoolgirls but thousands of them can't even defeat 100 greeks. That pretty much shows that all muslims are weaklings.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello

Your sentence is incorrect, there should be a period instead of a question mark.
No thanks needed .

I'm not praising allah, I'm mocking 'it'.

Nice to meet a teen who is precise with periods.

Blessings to You and your favourite horse.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello

I'm not praising allah, I'm mocking 'it'.

All True Christians™ have excellent American senses of humor but to make it even more funny you might change your name to AllahIsLoveNOT.

That way we would know that you mean the opposite of what you are saying.

YIC

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Re: Hello

Here is mine:

Please introduce yourself in your own thread in the Introduction sub forum.

Be sure to follow the Godly instructions.

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

YIC

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Allah kidnaps hundreds of Schoolgirls.

Your pastor, David Hamburger looks rather tasty and not unlike our own Pastor Ezekiel!
However, your Elder, Rajat Jha, sounds suspiciously like a dot injun.

[AllahIsLove]

Re: Hello

I'd like to know, why you, "allahislove", want to praise allah here, on this Godly forum?

Your sentence is incorrect, there should be a period instead of a question mark.
No thanks needed .

I'm not praising allah, I'm mocking 'it'.

[1v1MeBruh]

Re: Hello

Here's a picture of my horse.

Here is mine:

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hello

Just to get some things straight:
- Yes I do consider myself a true Christian! I can only afford to go to church every Sunday, but I try my best to pray at home and at work.
- My family and I go to the Antwerp Christian Fellowship church. We are devoted to the Baptist belief.
- The only option I had was to go to catholic school, and the English taught there wasn't too vast. That's why I've decided to catch up with the more expensive vocabulary by myself. I've always been a natural at grammar.
- People've never taught me that American is the sublime language, so I'm glad you just notified me of this

Thank you.

I think I located your place of worship. This one?

http://www.antwerpchristianfellowship.org/

http://www.antwerpchristianfellowship.org/contact/statement-of-faith/

Some nice and attractive things in your Statement of Faith:

Unbelievers will receive the fearful yet just sentence of condemnation and will be cast from God’s presence, and will be punished forever. Believers will be acquitted and freed from all sin, corruption and sorrow. They will experience inconceivable joy and will forever live together in God’s luminous presence in the new heavens and new earth. There they will see God face-to-Face.

This is most welcome (Revelation 9:2). It teaches what happens to you unless you i) repent, ii) get a baptism and become iii) saved.

GLORY!

Some other issues raise a few questions:

Thus all persons are thus liable to judgment, deserving God’s eternal punishment. Furthermore, all fall short of the perfect standard of God’s holy law, and are incapable of keeping it as God demands that it be kept.

I hope this would not mean that saved persons, i.e., True Christians™ could fall from grace? That would not be possible!

John 10:28 And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.

Also, the Statement of Faith of your Church does not tell us about your attitudes regarding the most critical and crucial issues that threaten True Believers™ today. Feminazism, secular science (especially evil lootionary ideas, roundearthism and secular medicine) and - most significantly - the oppressive homersexualist conspiracy. How does your congregation relate to these issues that determine a person's potential for SALVATION!?

Also, are you married? How many sons and female offspring do you have? Can you hunt and have guns in Gallia belgica? How do you evangelize and spread the Good Word of our LORD to heathen pagans in your suspicious excuse for a country?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[AllahIsLove]

Re: Hello

Here's a picture of my horse.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hello

Why do you guys keep victimising young girls? How are they expected to marry decent folk if you lot keep kidnapping them and making them live in the jungle?

YIC

Dr Lawrence is SO RIGHT once again.
Those girls, kidnapped to jungle by mudslim negros and living there with apes, they have most certainly lost their possibility to get to Heaven.

Deut. 22:20-21
1 Timothy 2:12-15

Getting raped by a mudslim is possibly the worst punishment you can imagine. It takes you to Hell.


I'd like to know, why you, "allahislove", want to praise allah here, on this Godly forum?