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BTW: have you ever heard your godly president saying: Anthropocentrism, cognitivism...
BTW: have you ever heard your godly president saying: Anthropocentrism, cognitivism...
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The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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You did.Originally posted by tommy View Post
Don't listen to this "Tommy" Prodigal Son, I think he's been sniffing glue again.
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Does that mean these words aren't English?
Sorry for double-posting.
Ant to Talitha: I haven't been sniffing....sorry, where was I?The Lord is a man of war: the Lord is his name.
Exodus 15:3
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Who said something about "Dutch?" You did!Originally posted by tommy View Post
Now tell us that those wooden clogs with points at the top don't look Homer!ish!!!Comment
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Anthropocentrism, cognitivism.................Originally posted by tommy View Post
You were hijacking Prodigal Sons's Introduction with these words.
FOR SHAME!!!
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Welcome P-son. You sound like a fine young man with a bright future. Please read through these threads carefully, and feel free to ask any questions you might have about The Holy KJV 1611 Bible or God's will. And remember, Jesus is watching your every move. Glory!
God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Talk about queering the deal by speaking of the devilOriginally posted by Sister Sue Vera View Post
He just got made a member!
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Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
Blood in.....blood out.
so, tommy
how's it doin?
payin' da rent lately?
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HA! I tchore Mees PEDDAL can make JOOOSE a MEMMMber if joooose geeev her some clayyyy . . . Meeester teeeny-tchoo-tchoo . . . JEJEJEJEJEJEJEOriginally posted by Poetic Peter View PostTalk about queering the deal by speaking of the devil
He just got made a member!
ROSA!
Damn that woman. I really must keep her away from the computer. She doesn't realize how inappropriate her ramblings are.
Perhaps introducing my ruler to her knuckles will help it sink in!
My apologies to anyone offended by Rosa's comments, particularly the delicate and pure-hearted Miss Petal.Comment
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Indeed Sister, it seems that that the Lord has already heard your prayer.Originally posted by Sister Sue Vera View PostRevelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.Comment
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He did? He DID? He really did??? He didn't just go and ignore this one too, because I'm a dumb woman or something?Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
Praise! GLOWry! Hose-Annas!!!!!Comment
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"Dutch" was a nickname for Ronald Reagan, who seemed at first glance like such a nice True Christian™ and even managed to fool some of the less spiritually discerning. The truth, however, is that he did not keep his wife in Godly Christian subjection, as Scripture commands, but instead let her bewitch him with astrology. Indeed, even when he did try to pass for Christian, he gave himself away by quoting that fluffy-bunny liberal "Christian," C. S. Lewis (and may Jesus forgive me for even typing that name). Is it any wonder that Jesus in His infinite love chose to smite Reagan with senility (or, as the politically correct thought police insist we call it, Alzheimer's)?Originally posted by tommy View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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