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  • #31
    Re: New to the forum

    Originally posted by scione View Post
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    The population of Banville is going up by you in 3, 2, 1...


    Read a Bible.

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    • #32
      Re: New to the forum

      Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
      So, it appears that you do know at least a couple of passages from the Holy Bible. Good for you, sweetie! The next step should be to throw away whatever per-version of the Holy Bible you are reading from, and learn the King James version:

      Proverbs 4:24
      Put away from thee a froward mouth, and perverse lips put far from thee.

      Ephesians 4:29
      Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers.

      Then, just stop lying about your location, your husband's permission and stuff like that, and then maybe we could even become friends.
      James 4:11

      Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

      Please, do tell. Show me a proof that I'm lying.

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      • #33
        Re: New to the forum

        Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
        Psalms 22:26
        The meek shall eat and be satisfied: they shall praise the LORD that seek him: your heart shall live for ever.

        Psalms 37:11
        But the meek shall inherit the earth; and shall delight themselves in the abundance of peace.

        Isaiah 61:1
        The Spirit of the Lord GOD is upon me; because the LORD hath anointed me to preach good tidings unto the meek; he hath sent me to bind up the brokenhearted, to proclaim liberty to the captives, and the opening of the prison to them that are bound;

        Zephaniah 2:3
        Seek ye the LORD, all ye meek of the earth, which have wrought his judgment; seek righteousness, seek meekness: it may be ye shall be hid in the day of the LORD'S anger.


        Matthew 21:5
        Tell ye the daughter of Sion, Behold, thy King cometh unto thee, meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a colt the foal of an ass.

        1 Peter 3:4
        But let it be the hidden man of the heart, in that which is not corruptible, even the ornament of a meek and quiet spirit, which is in the sight of God of great price.


        Sometimes it's OK to shout. Not so, when you are new and unknown. Then the wise one listens sensitively. Upon learning, one may learn when to raise one's voice.

        I'd like to see if you can whisper.

        Yours in Christ,

        Elmer
        What?

        Romans 15:11

        And again, “Praise the Lord, all you Gentiles, and let all the peoples extol him.”

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        • #34
          Re: New to the forum

          Originally posted by scione View Post
          James 4:11

          Speak not evil one of another, brethren. He that speaketh evil of his brother, and judgeth his brother, speaketh evil of the law, and judgeth the law: but if thou judge the law, thou art not a doer of the law, but a judge.

          Please, do tell. Show me a proof that I'm lying.
          You say in your profile that you live in Freehold. I'm away on a mission in South America, so I cannot confirm that personally, but I've asked our Mayor Hold and he says you're lying. I know our Mr. Mayor, so I know he's not lying; therefore, I conclude that you are lying.

          Didn't you say at some point you were from Detroit (or was it some other heathen)? Which part - the East Side? In this case, you're excused, I guess, all that crack kills the brain cells.
          God created fossils to test our faith.

          * * *

          My favorite LBC sermons:
          True Christians are Perfect!
          True Christian™ Love.
          Salvation™ made Easy!
          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
          God HATES Rational Thinking!
          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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          • #35
            Re: New to the forum

            Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
            The population of Banville is going up by you in 3, 2, 1...

            Read a Bible.
            Deuteronomy 13:10

            You shall stone him to death with stones, because he sought to draw you away from the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

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            • #36
              Re: New to the forum

              Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
              You say in your profile that you live in Freehold. I'm away on a mission in South America, so I cannot confirm that personally, but I've asked our Mayor Hold and he says you're lying. I know our Mr. Mayor, so I know he's not lying; therefore, I conclude that you are lying.

              Didn't you say at some point you were from Detroit (or was it some other heathen)? Which part - the East Side? In this case, you're excused, I guess, all that crack kills the brain cells.
              This is true, Sister. I double checked in the Civic records and there is not record of a Mr Scione or in fact anybody new to the Community in the last three months.

              Your assertion that this one is a liar (and therefor not a Christian) is correct.



              YIC
              1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

              Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

              Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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              • #37
                Re: New to the forum

                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                You say in your profile that you live in Freehold. I'm away on a mission in South America, so I cannot confirm that personally, but I've asked our Mayor Hold and he says you're lying. I know our Mr. Mayor, so I know he's not lying; therefore, I conclude that you are lying.

                Didn't you say at some point you were from Detroit (or was it some other heathen)? Which part - the East Side? In this case, you're excused, I guess, all that crack kills the brain cells.
                That's correct, I'm from Detroit. East side of Detroit. I currently I'm not in Freehold, but in a process of moving closer to the Church. I'll correct my location if you like.

                I have taken some cocaine in my days, but I have stopped since I found God. If I hadn't found him, I would still be doing heroin, meth, and LSD.

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                • #38
                  Re: New to the forum

                  Originally posted by scione View Post
                  What?

                  Romans 15:11

                  And again, “Praise the Lord, all you Gentiles, and let all the peoples extol him.”

                  I was afraid you would not understand.

                  Ecclesiastes 3:8
                  A time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.


                  What is the time for you? Which one do you choose to make your mark? What time is it? Is it running out?

                  Ecclesiastes 3:7
                  A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak.


                  I choose silence, for now. It can lead to God. So can speaking. So can peace. War. Sewing and knitting. It's all about timing, isn't it?

                  Ecclesiastes 3:2
                  A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted.


                  What do you plant here? I planted broad beans. It was springtime in the Northern part of the Earth's loverrrly disk. They are doing fine. Flowering. Lovely. My timing was OK. It's all about timing, isn't it?

                  Yours in Christ,

                  Elmer
                  2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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                  • #39
                    Re: New to the forum

                    Did anyone warn Bobby-Joe and the DoF?
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • #40
                      Re: New to the forum

                      Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                      Did anyone warn Bobby-Joe and the DoF?
                      No I did not.

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                      • #41
                        Re: New to the forum

                        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                        Did anyone wake up Bobby-Joe and the DoF?
                        ftfu

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                        • #42
                          Re: New to the forum

                          Originally posted by scione View Post
                          That's correct, I'm from Detroit. East side of Detroit. I currently I'm not in Freehold, but in a process of moving closer to the Church. I'll correct my location if you like.
                          Thank you

                          I have taken some cocaine in my days, but I have stopped since I found God. If I hadn't found him, I would still be doing heroin, meth, and LSD.
                          Aren't you a lucky one, then. Among the millions of people who suffer addiction, God inexplicably has chosen you to save you from it. Praise Jesus!
                          God created fossils to test our faith.

                          * * *

                          My favorite LBC sermons:
                          True Christians are Perfect!
                          True Christian™ Love.
                          Salvation™ made Easy!
                          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                          God HATES Rational Thinking!
                          True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                          • #43
                            Re: New to the forum

                            To anyone still wondering. I attended St Cyprian's Episcopal Church.

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                            • #44
                              Re: New to the forum

                              Oops. Wrong church. Ignore the last one. I can't delete it. That church was recommended by a friend
                              It's Second Baptist Church that I regularly attended.

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                              • #45
                                Re: New to the forum

                                Originally posted by scione View Post
                                Oops. Wrong church. Ignore the last one. I can't delete it. That church was recommended by a friend
                                It's Second Baptist Church that I regularly attended.
                                You cannot remember the name of the church you go to?

                                So, you say you go to the oldest African American church in the Midwest.

                                Congratulations, I guess...?

                                I'm glad you didn't say you went to for example Greater King Salomon Baptist Church, though. (Because that would be another lie, that church has been closed for a long time).
                                God created fossils to test our faith.

                                * * *

                                My favorite LBC sermons:
                                True Christians are Perfect!
                                True Christian™ Love.
                                Salvation™ made Easy!
                                You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                                Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                                Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                                Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                                Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                                The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                                Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                                God HATES Rational Thinking!
                                True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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