[Faith_Machine]

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Now, now, Atilla's Wife, let's not get too hung up on technicalities. I'm sure our dear new young friend is most welcome here. Most welcome indeed.

[Attila's Wife]

Re: Good evening

My father doesn't mind if I am on here, why should he? I am old enough to know right from wrong. I haven't the desire to marry as it is not only not to my taste at this age but it is also illegal in this country to marry under 16 without parental consent.

As you are so very aware of what is and is not legal, I assume you read the terms and conditions of this website when you signed up?

Who may register? Anyone who certifies that they are at least eighteen years of age on the day of registration and has read and agrees to the Terms of Service. Your completed registration constitutes your affirmation that you qualify for membership as stated above. Sorry, minors under eighteen and unsaved, unwelcome.

[Faith_Machine]

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Oh my goodness, I hadn't realized you were so very, very young.

Where I had previously thought you willfully vexatious, I realize now that you are simply naive, and have been led astray by liberal education and our society's secular values.

You're not evil; you just need somebody to take you under their wing and be a mentor to you and guide you and train you up and introduce you to scripture.


Tell me, do you have a Web cam?

[Kittykoo]

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My father doesn't mind if I am on here, why should he? I am old enough to know right from wrong. I haven't the desire to marry as it is not only not to my taste at this age but it is also illegal in this country to marry under 16 without parental consent.

I have no interest in telling my fellow pupils to turn away from their faiths as that would be taking away one of their basic human rights. How do you suppose any true Christian could do that? Surely that's not right?

[Steph Leia]

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Okay then.

I am not a teacher,

I am glad! Remember 1 Timothy 2:12 tells us women never to teach.

I am a pupil that studies religion in depth

There is only one religion that requires in depth research, the rest are all made up fairy tales. Don't forget


and does all she can to learn about what others think of The Lord.

I speak to primary schools about religion on occasion

That is very admirable. Teach the kiddies about Him when they are young! The younger they learn about Him, the longer they have to follow His wishes. GLORY

The school encourages free thinking, which you may not agree with?

Free thinking or free will, was a gift given to us by Him, and who are we to disagree with one of His gifts? But yes, it does make me sad it think that the students are encouraged to ignore His will.

And we are a very open minded school full of children of different faiths.

I should hope you spend time trying to save their souls. If I met a bunch of people as unfortunate as to have chosen the wrong religion, I would immediately try to help them learn about Him.

And I do have permission to be in here. I gave myself the permission.

Hmmm, interesting. Your profile picture looks like that of a female (P.S. Check out 1 Timothy 2:9. I would hate for you to be raped for showing that much bosom) what they meant, was did your father, husband, or whichever man is in charge of you, allow you onto this website? For me, it was my father. On my 18th birthday he suggested I go onto this website to help learn about Christianity.

all religion should be acknowledged and one is never right.

Your post made me have such hope for you becoming a true Christian. Only to read this. Never fear, I will pray for you. As stated before, Christianity is the only ral religion, the others are just made uo fairy takes.

I am not married, need to I wish to be at such a grilling young age and of course I bear no child

.

I am sorry if this has already been answered, but how old are you? Remember, the earlier you get married the more kids you can have. The more kids you have, the better you fulfil the bible. Humans are told to 'be fruitful and multiply' very very many times.
Gen 1:28
Gen 8:17
Gen 9:1
Gen 9:7
Gen 17:20
Gen 28:3
Gen 48:4
Exo 1:7
Lev 26:9
Deu 7:13

Pie? Well I don't make much but when I do I suppose I make a very decent one!

I hope you are not boasting, my dear. James 4:16

[Kittykoo]

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Apologizes... I sometimes get overwhelmed by my own words as that was meant to say birthed! How embarresing a spelling mistake. Not even close!

[Attila's Wife]

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Oh my...right well I can see that you don't really appreciate
Britain much then? We don't necessarily worship the Queen, she just runs the country. I can't help that this was where I was nitrated and grew up.

Nitrated? Your Humpty Dumpty use of language is a mystery to us, child.

[Kittykoo]

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Oh my...right well I can see that you don't really appreciate
Britain much then? We don't necessarily worship the Queen, she just runs the country. I can't help that this was where I was nitrated and grew up.

I am not a teacher, I am a pupil that studies religion in depth and does all she can to learn about what others think of The Lord. I speak to primary schools about religion on occasion I with a group of friends, all of which study religion in depth.

Oh, humanities school simply means that we specialise in the subjects of history, geography and of course religion. The school encourages free thinking, which you may not agree with? And we are a very open minded school full of children of different faiths.

And I do have permission to be in here. I gave myself the permission. I know why I am here and I wish to be judged and told what is wrong with our way of thinking, that all religion should be acknowledged and one is never right. I am not married, need to I wish to be at such a grilling young age and of course I bear no child. Pie? Well I don't make much but when I do I suppose I make a very decent one!

[Naomi Ruth Lamb]

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Miss Koo,

I cautiously welcome you.

Psalm 73:6 compares pride to a chain and Proverbs 11:2 says that with the lowly there is wisdom. For that reason, I caution you against embracing pride as if it were some invisible husband. Our Heavenly Father has given women strict rules for our conduct; to go against the Lord is to invite goiters, painful periods, and a Sara Gilbert kind of lifestyle.

Dreadful!

However, the Lord Jesus Christ, our Savior and our King, is knocking at your door, imploring you to allow Him to enter you completely and fill you with His massive love. He wants to shed His blood over you - the same blood that He shed on Mt. Calvary - which will wash you white as snow! GLORY! What a wonderful and awesome God we serve.

Miss Koo, I have entered your name on my prayer list. Don't hesitate to call on our loving, welcoming pastors for assistance with your questions regarding living a True Christian(TM) life. However, you should start by reading the Glorious Word of God, the 1611 King James version of the Holy Bible. Hallelujah! The Holy Ghost will guide you as you read the amazing promises of God - His love letter to you.

In prayer,
NRL

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

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I stopped reading at "humanities school."

Humanities school sounds to me like a place where they teach people to be vegetarians, feminazis and homers. And animal-lovers.

[Faith_Machine]

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I stopped reading at "humanities school."

[Attila's Wife]

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I speak to my school about religious education, being a humanities school and a sector school,

In our country it's another term for a non religious school. Of course some of our pupils are religious but we do not pray or do any kind of worship in the building.

Do they teach the English language?

secular

adjective: /ˈsek.jʊ.lər/

not having any connection with religion:

examples of usage:

• We live in an increasingly secular society, in which religion has less and less influence on our daily lives;
• secular education;
• a secular state.

How old are you, dear? Do you have your father's permission to be here?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello there!
My name is Amy, I am a proud British female and I am very happy to have found your site. I have seen this before when I was younger and I snapped to quickly and didn't listen to you. No I haven't converted but I have decided to look deeper into religion. I am an ambassador of Religious Education at my school and we speak of all different religions. We have spoke to many Christians but nobody quite like you. Would you be willing to answer me a few question? I have looked round your forum but I find it difficult to follow sometimes. I speak to my school about religious education, being a humanities school and a sector school, and we do take an interest. I found out about God when I found the devil. I don't mean I was a satanist but I watched a lot of movies where I heard of I him and listen to music with him, once I grew up I found out more! I love the thought of he here being more. Oh also we are learning about quantum theory currently to explain miracles, have you any input? Greatly appreciated.
So what do you think of me? Am I welcome to speak among your forum?

Dear Foreigner;

There is nothing to be proud of when you're a brit. Your people worship the queen and indulge in unrestrained sodomy.

Please tell us about your husband, your sons, and your pies. That's what Christian girls usually like to babble about. I assume you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Elmer G. White]

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Hello there!
My name is Amy... Would you be willing to answer me a few question?... Oh also we are learning about quantum theory currently to explain miracles, have you any input? ... So what do you think of me? Am I welcome to speak among your forum?

... And I couldn't possibly pick a favourite verse!

Hello, yonder! Welcome!

I picked up a favorite verse for you!

1Timothy 6:4-5
He is proud, knowing nothing, but doting about questions and strifes of words, whereof cometh envy, strife, railings, evil surmisings, Perverse disputings of men of corrupt minds, and destitute of the truth, supposing that gain is godliness: from such withdraw thyself.


What do you think of it? Powerful stuff, isn't it? Do you think there can be too many questions and words? Can there be too little quiet contemplation? Is it possible that there is actually a book that answers those questions? Have you read the threads in this Forum on Bible study? Do you know the section 'Bible in a Year'? Do you think it could help you? What do you think about it? Could you consider reading it? Have you tried the 'search' function?

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Steph Leia]

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In our country it's another term for a non religious school. Of course some of our pupils are religious but we do not pray or do any kind of worship in the building. But we rather study other religions. And yes I did but I couldn't really say what church I go to as I do not attend church, I'm too busy or I would love to go and look at the beauty of the building. And I couldn't possibly pick a favourite verse!

Wait, so when you say pupils, are you a teacher? Beware of 1 Timothy 2:12