[Elmer G. White]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell, I have to query why you would address True Christians™ as "guys". True Christians™ are not Cathlicks, and would never support a plot to assassinate the Godly King who commissioned the true translation of the Bible into English.

FYI, the word "guy" comes from the papist Guy Fawkes who in 1605 was the leader of the Gunpowder Plot to assassinate King James.

Excuse me, but did your husband give you permission to post that? I don't like being hassled by a woman.

Dear Mr. Ewell,

Of course the True Christian™ Ladies show the drafts of their messages to their True Christian ™ husbands before posting. Every now and then an unsaved person comes and asks the same in an attemt to avoid answering the actual question.

Based on your OP and your manner I must say I had higher hopes for you. The question asked by our pious sister Mother of Seven remains and it is a good one!

The way to God and Salvation is paved with humility and learning. For those, who know the Bible, it is obvious:

Proverbs 1:5
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:


We are here not to debate you but to give advice.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell

You leave lots of questions without answering. That makes me think, you do not live your life. Do You exist? If you do, you have no difficulties to answer honestly.

Proverbs 11:3

Last I checked, I was created by our almighty Lord, so yes, I do exist.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey guys!

Excuse me, but did your husband give you permission to post that? I don't like being hassled by a woman.

Protip: True Christians™ have thick skin (and skulls, but that's a different...).

Psalm 119:165 "Great peace have they which love thy law: And nothing shall offend them."

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell, I have to query why you would address True Christians™ as "guys". True Christians™ are not Cathlicks, and would never support a plot to assassinate the Godly King who commissioned the true translation of the Bible into English.

FYI, the word "guy" comes from the papist Guy Fawkes who in 1605 was the leader of the Gunpowder Plot to assassinate King James.

Excuse me, but did your husband give you permission to post that? I don't like being hassled by a woman.

[Marko Loimaan-Aho]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell

You leave lots of questions without answering. That makes me think, you do not live your life. Do You exist? If you do, you have no difficulties to answer honestly.

Proverbs 11:3

[Divine Cactus]

Re: Hey guys!

Robert, tell us more about your community!YIC
YIC

[Mother Of Seven]

Re: Hey guys!

Mr Ewell, I have to query why you would address True Christians™ as "guys". True Christians™ are not Cathlicks, and would never support a plot to assassinate the Godly King who commissioned the true translation of the Bible into English.

FYI, the word "guy" comes from the papist Guy Fawkes who in 1605 was the leader of the Gunpowder Plot to assassinate King James.

[Russell Holbeck]

Re: Hey guys!

Hello Robert E Ewell.

If you are going to talk about the Bible with Didymus Much you need to make very very certain that you are sure of what you are posting. Didymus Much does not love Jesus but he does read the Bible and he knows a lot about the Bible and I do not think he uses Post-it Notes or the Google it does not make sense to me.

I want Didymus Much to be with me in Heaven but he laughs when I say that I am going to miss him maybe God will make some exceptions at the end also my Jewish friend down the street he smells like barbecue sauce.

Thank you.

Rusty

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey guys!

...Leviticus 18:17 "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter...

as it clearly states in Genesis 19:31-35, it's okay as long as they get me drunk...

Fixed your citation.

You aren't intimating that there's a contradiction in the Bible, are you?

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Just hold on a second there!!

Leviticus 18:18 "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness."

as it clearly states in 19:31-35, it's okay as long as they get me drunk, do your research, heathen

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

That was not much of an introduction, friend. What Church do you attend? Any favorite sermons from your Pastor? What about your wife? What is her best pie?

I run my own church, as i live in what can be equated to "the middle of nowhere"

My wife and I both hate pie, so I have her make custard instead, which is delicious.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hey guys!

...I do, in fact, intend on having children with my daughters if my wife cannot bear me a son.

Just hold on a second there!!

Leviticus 18:17 "Thou shalt not uncover the nakedness of a woman and her daughter, neither shalt thou take her son's daughter, or her daughter's daughter, to uncover her nakedness; for they are her near kinswomen: it is wickedness."

[Robert E Ewell]

Re: Hey guys!

Hello Mr. Ewell. May I echo the previously expressed sentiments as to how nice it is to hear from a Godly man such as yourself.



I am sorry to hear that your mother is also your sister. Not that God has a problem with that (Genesis 19:36), but it must have caused at least a little confusion at dinnertime while you were growing up. Do you think it worked out okay? Do you plan to have children with your daughter? Just curious.

Humbly,

Wally

No, I always knew it was biblically correct, and it never turned out to be a problem. I do, in fact, intend on having children with my daughters if my wife cannot bear me a son.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey guys!

I first learned about this forum from my daughter, after I near broke my hand disciplining her. She came across this sight during her supervised 15 minutes of internet last week, and thought I could find some tips on disciplining my women from the True Christians here. I largely consider myself to be a true Christian, as I have been a follower of Christ my entire life. I interpret the bible literally, and currently work as a scientist in a lab dedicated to proving young-earth creationism. I was raised a Christian, and have never doubted my faith along the way. My favorite bible verse would be Genesis 19:31-35, as it's only thanks to that verse that I was conceived.

That was not much of an introduction, friend. What Church do you attend? Any favorite sermons from your Pastor? What about your wife? What is her best pie?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson]

Re: Hey guys!

Welcome to these forums. I am sure you will find some wonderful advice here and greatly help promote the Lord's cause. Is your daughter a member of these forums? If so, would you please tell me her name, I would like to befriend her, if that is permissible with you. "The Lord bless thee, and keep thee; The Lord make his face shine upon thee, and be gracious unto thee; The Lord lift up his countenance upon thee, and give thee peace." Numbers 6:24-26